(not) that one crappy music stand

a reject flippity flop

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

my band director banished you to the drum closet how do you feel about this

Oh NO let me out of here

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

At my college, about half of the stands in the band room will very slowly sink down once you raise them. As a percussionist who likes tall stands, every rehearsal is a terrible game of stand roulette. What's your deal man? I feel like you got 30 friends just to come to my school and annoy the percussion section

Wym?? We just wanted to hang with the cool kids in the back

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

I'm sorry that people knock you over and don't pick you back up.

Thank you for understanding

[soyoumusik]

help me decide

so which stand is worse - the one that seems fine, yet slides down slowly at the slightest touch OR the one that will violently and without warning tilt over, flinging all your music towards you on the floor ?

[its-not-a-xylophone]

@thatonecrappymusicstand-offical

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

I personally am a tilt a wirl, we can’t all be on top of our game 100% of the time

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

you were my savior during guitar practice

you were my shoulder to lean on

[sorryihavemarchingband]

just because i’m short doesn’t mean i can’t hit you with a music stand

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

and people wonder why I’m always broken

[incorrect-marchingband]

The trumpets are at it again, Kyle

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

parkour

[sorryihavemarchingband]

i reach into my pocket and crumpled sheet music, cork grease, a mouthpiece, failed hopes and dreams of being a talented musician, and my entire music stand fall out

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

and who said having a collapsible travel size stand wasn’t convenient

[musicalshards]

i always feel so generous when i offer to take the stand with a screw missing that only goes up half way up, but its only cause im a midget i dont need no tall stands

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

we stan(d) a short musician

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

what’s the use of the grabber/binoculars when I can just come to you

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

so is this a stand-alone blog or

you must be a cymbal player cause I could just hear the ba dum crash

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

why is there only ever one type of music stand in band setting

it’s because the band room didn’t get enough funding so us oldie stands can’t go into retirement

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

i have a scar because of you (it marks the alliance between the class of 2016 and the class of 2019 so thanks i guess?) still fucking hurt tho mate why

I’m not sure if I should ask abt this whole alliance thing but I think I’m just gonna stand out of this one

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

my band uses broken stands as door stops and conducting wands so theres that

glad to be of service :))

[philspinkyfinger]

Ok band blogs we have got to spread the word. I figured out the secret to dealing with the tilty-leany stands. They tilt to the side, right? So you tilt them until they lean toward you!! Ok, now we help all the newbies! @clarinetcadet @clarinet-jesus @clarinetfool @tuba–god @tuba-jesus @flutejesus @flute110 @tromboned @oboesapien @trumpet @trumpetangst @bassoon @bassoonproblem @saxophone-kraken @saxy-clarinet @annakomclexakru

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

but what if I don't like u and don't wanna be that close to u

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

Whyyyy will you not just hold the goddamn Weinachsoratorium score? Is it too much to ask?

If it's so easy whyyyyy don't you do it?

[musicmajor]

visiting a school in Wisconsin… their practice rooms don’t have stands either XD

[official-mellophone]

They never do

[cupcake037]

My schools practice room does but it’s @thatonecrappymusicstand-offical squeaking louder than my clarinet

[thatonecrappymusicstand-offical]

@cupcake037 it’s a duet!