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@thatonefatprick
I'm out.
I'm fucking done with Tumblr and its stress. On this account and others there has been nothing but fucking stress. I'm about done.
@daemonartes @sanctuary-in-dreams @akakumi you guys know where to find me.
Youll probably see me on writscrib when it launches. Hopefully it'll fix up the problems this shithole can't seem to patch up.
So later guys. Love you to all who've been cool with me and fuck you to the rest.
1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself.
Blessed post. Good kitty
i want someone to read that headline in an old timey reporter voice
Okay fun fact: cats were actively deployed to trenches and ships to help deal with rodent infestations in both world wars, and they had the curb cutter effect of keeping the menâs spirits high.
One cat, Simon, was given the rank âAble Seacat Simonâ after dutifully killing rats and mice that were destroying the HMS Amethystâs food supplies. The ship had come under fire during the Chinese civil war and many of its crewmen had died. The cat had been gravely injured, too, but he picked out the shrapnel himself â seriously â and went straight to killing the rodents that were overrunning the ship. He unfortunately passed from his injuries two weeks before he was scheduled to receive the Dickin Medal. To this day, he is the only cat to receive this award.
Hereâs another WW1 trenchcat, who would have been ratter, mouser, companion and gas warning - not AFAIK by dying, like a canary, but since cats reacted to the smell of gas long before it was strong enough for humans to notice, the troops had a bit more time to get their masks on, and the cats went into gasproof boxes.
Meanwhile, somewhere on the other side of No Manâs LandâŠ
Meet Percy, mascot of HMLS (D20) âDaphneâ with Lt Drader. Both survived the War, and Percy retired to live out his peacetime life in the Drader family home.
(Hereâs a video clip; given how noisy, hot and smelly early tanks were, Percy seems remarkably unfazed.)Â
A US Army tank cat, Mustard of the 321st, with a Renault FT light tank and its driver Sgt PostalâŠ
A Royal Artillery kitten (the battery mascot)âŠ
Pincher of HMS Vindex on what looks like a Sopwith Pup scoutâŠ
Togo, shipâs cat of HMS Dreadnought (though Iâve also seen âHMS Irresistibleâ)âŠ
Shipâs cat of HMS Queen Elizabeth atop 15âł main batteryâŠ
And speaking of big ships and big gunsâŠ
âMake nice all you like, Human. I despise you. I wanted a billet on a battleship, not this tinpot destroyerâŠâ (Ching, of HMAS Swan.)
Omg quality post
This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor
Omg so Iâm at the cafe by campus and this guy came in and went to hug this chick but she went in for a fist bump
OK OMG SHE SAT HIM DOWN AND SAID âI think we should break upâ
Iâm legit 3 feet away from them pretending to be invested in my science book
She said âitâs not you itâs meâ and before he could respond the barista called his name. Itâs Bob. Poor Bob
The move was effective. The lady looks defensive
Bob has come back.
It was a few minutes of awkward silence as he took a sip of his drink. Itâs the same kind as mine. Meaning he ordered Hot Chocolate
He started out with âYou know, I think.â And I could hear this ladyâs eyes roll. No one cares what you think Robert
FINGERS ARE FLYING. SHE POINTING AT HIM. SHIT IS GETTING REAL.
she calmed down and he legit did that thing where you steppe you fingers together in front of your mouth and take a huge breath. Bro. Leave it. Itâs done. Sheâs too pretty for you.
He freaking snapped his fingers like heâs got this grand plan to make up for things.
She Said she still wants to be friends. She starts this by asking about his day
Apparently something bob said made her laugh.
She has not been able to say a word since she got him talking. Itâs too loud in the cafe for me to make out anything even tho Iâm legit behind this chick
He talking about his struggles now and how much he needs her. Run lady. Run. Run far away.
She tried to get up and his hAND SHOT OUT TO GRAB HERS
Sheâs literally folded in herself. Hands not going out further than the table. Limited hand movements.
Now sheâs talking about her self. He doesnât look that invested.
âwell some people are bitchyâ -bob
Lady does not have a drink. I donât think she planned on being here this long.
Bob is again talking about himself đđđđđ no one cares bob.
Well he said something that made her laugh again. It sounded fake tho.
Heâs talking about school. APPARENTLY HE IS A PROFESSOR
âPromiscuousness leads to diseaseâ -Bob again.
Iâm done with my hot chocolate and I donât know if the bitter taste in my mouth is from the chocolate residue I drank or my disdain for Professor Bob.
She adjusted her chair so sheâs further away
SHE GOT UP! She went to take her purse but bob said to leave and he would watch it. I think sheâs headed to the bathroom.
I canât leave! But heâs doing that voice to text thing for his phone. Talking to someone about this? Idk?
Iâm trying to figure out what heâs saying by looking at his lips but I suck as this. Also where are his lips?? Bob is lipless. Further proof that lizard people exist.
I just noticed the lady left her phone in her purse.
Ok sheâs coming back. She is pretty. Too pretty for Bob. But probs old enough to be my mom.
Heâs talking about his students again.
She was talking and he interrupted her and she was like âI was talkingâ and he like flinched and he apologized. Yes queen.
âbut this is why this democracy is at its purest.â Wtf Bob that doesnât make sense
Theyâre talking so quietly now I canât hear them.
âI should have said this a long time ago. But I canât get anyone to love meâ -Bob what the fuck.
âI feel like Iâm projecting my self onto youâ -bob once again
Sheâs leaving! She said something about picking up her son, Kevin, from school. Good job lady!
HOLY SHIT HES REACHING INTO HIS PANTS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
*pocket. But still.
HE PULLED OUT A RING BUT THE CHICK IS ALREADY OUT THE DOOR. OMG
OMG OMG OMG ITS A MENS RING!! HE PUT IT ON HIS HAND HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. HES PICKING UP HIS PHONE
âHey babe, nah sorry about not answering your call. I was in a meeting with a student. Iâm leaving my office now. Yeah I can pick up dinner. Is Tanner home from school yet?â
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Fuck you bobert
this was a JOURNEY from start to finish
to this day i still feel like this falls in the âmade up tumblr storiesâ category..but who knows
You know its honestly so wild I think it has to be legit
BlazBlue Cross Tag Battleâs character select menu
âEtc.â at the top thoughâŠ
What did they mean by this
Iâm just curious as to why no one has appeared for the RWBY Roster.
They are clearly adding more: Otherwise they would just put Ruby is some sort of âGuest Fighterâ category.
Also: Iâm guessing âETCâ could be for guest fighters. If weâre lucky, itâll actually be for Guilty Gear.
I would flip shit if GG came in too
Whats your pussy taste like?
Red Lobster Cheddar biscuits.
Dry and flaky????
You must have me confused for your mother sweetie.
You need to stop worrying about peoples moms and get ya metaphor game up. Of you care about ya pussy you shouldnât compare it to something you get just for walking in the door. :)
Which character would you like to marry?
Sun. Wait⊠- Lindsay
@daemonartes
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Who would buy this
ReUpload with a few minor fixes that literally matter to no one except me. Hopefully people find this as funny as I did when my sleep deprived brain came up with it.
no, next question
matpat i will slay you in an instant for your slander
Friend: Shows me their new OC
Me:Â
@ula-star @darkvioletcloud @tumblezwei
@daemonartes
INKTOBER DAY 2âĄ
Itâs Kairiâs turn! Iâll probably be drawing a lot of KH this year. It is my favorite game and I really love the designs âĄ
A bar has opened that doesnât serve alcohol, and itâs surprisingly successful.
Brillig Dry Bar in Ann Arbor, Michigan doesnât serve alcohol, but owner Nic Sims is counting on customers not caring.
She hasnât had a drink in 20 years, and she wanted to create a space where peopleâincluding, but not limited to, recovering alcoholicsâcould gather to have fun and socialize without worrying about drinking. In other words, she wants Brillig Dry Bar to have âa bar-like convivial atmosphere, with snacks and drinks and conversation, without it being a bar,â she told MLive.com.
Sims runs the bar as a pop-up out of her husbandâs coffee shop, Mighty Good Coffee. She serves interesting non-alcoholic drinks, like Brooklyn Egg Creams, Pomegranate-Rosemary Sodas, and Vegan Pumpkin Chillers, as well as snack plates with meats, cheeses, and cookies.
Though some detractors have accused Sims of being anti-alcohol, the barâs opening night last Friday was packed. According to BuzzFeed, âBrilligâs first customers included former drinkers, pregnant women, Muslims, teenagers, and college kids.â
The next pop-up will be December 26.
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This is actually really cool, especially for people who canât drink alcohol, like people with liver/digestive/processing issues.
That and alcoholism is such a weirdly normal thing and it shouldnt be, this is super important
Iâd attend. Seems fun.
Looks gay. Why go to a fake bar? Why not just do something else instead of trying to force yourself to settle for a poor imitation of something?
Weird drinks, hors dâvoures (or however you spell it, the french are literally evil), and literally why not.
Because its fun? Sorry we don't drink our woes away like you bro.
Although I'm down for a shot of bourbon every now and then.
DarkSydePhil beat Cuphead.
I repeat. DARKSYDEPHIL beat Cuphead.
None of you have any excuse.
WAT.
Disney brings multiplayer support back to another classic Star Wars game.
As in the Pandemic one, not the DICE one.
@daemonartes PRAISE
Would you ever have sex in your kanna cosplay?
cosplays are too expensive to be having sex in
And Kanna is a good girl who frowns upon your sinful ways.
