Caw Caw

#Critter, Lvl 3 DM

[probablybadrpgideas]

Critical successes now happen on a natural 7, critical failures on a natural 17.

The probabilities stay the same so I don't see why anyone would get annoyed.

[surfacage]

some guy: instinct just memes around uselessly, i hardly see any of their gyms

me: holds ur face gently listen to me you little shit

masterlist

[thatoneguydj]

bringin this back because it still hits

[androidboy]

i have no object permanence about myself. if i’m not in anyones eye sight i assume i have ceased to be. finding out people remember i exist, think about me, and even talk about me when i’m not actively in front of them is startling news every time it is brought to my attention

[homobiwan]

caramelized onions. you agree. reblog.

[redminibike1]

Jedi Padawans weaving effortlessly through the packed streets of Coruscant without looking up from their phone for a second that’s all

[gffa]

#i very much love jedi behavior that’s a slight step to the side of what everyone else thinks is normal (via @independence1776​)

[anotherhawk]

I mean yes, but also Jedi padawans who go “Mmm, this streets a bit crowded” and immediately take to parkouring along powerlines, billboards and railings instead, while still not looking up from their phones.

[topherchris]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[soupdots]

no you dont understand. i thought about doing that task . and also how i would do it. no stop i literally thought about it what more do you want from me

[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

[second-order-simulacra]

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

darling (condescending, with a bit of gay subtext)

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

[thatoneguydj]

There’s like a .0001% chance any of my players will see this, but this is EXACTLY how Tasha will behave in my upcoming campaign.

[emilysblunt]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

[spongebobaesthetic]

Spongebob Squarepants season 1 episode 17b: Rock Bottom

“This isn’t your average everyday darkness. This is… advanced darkness.”

[hittingsohard]

this episode is a direct root cause of our generation’s severe and widespread mental illness

[whitepeopletwitter]

[soulbrotherv2]

A lesson in how to gird your loins.

via The Art of Manliness

[rekirobin]

I saw a ball gown version of this somewhere but I don’t know where

[sartorialadventure]

omg i googled it and…

YES.

[thegreenpea]

Nobody reblogging this is cishet I guarantee it

[dkpsyhog]

Now this is badass

[lolwtfmemes]

[nativenews]