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[galahadwilder]

Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson: you’ve got everything you need for the week? Books? Computer? Spray paint? Web fluid? Shoes?

Miles: wait what was that middle thing

Jefferson: spray paint! I support my son’s artistic endeavors

[drmariusvonraum]

AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA

[galahadwilder]

Rio: okay but is he seeing that ballerina spider-girl or not? He seems very fond of her

Jefferson: well he’s very insistent that she’s Spider-Woman but honestly he always seems to want to act professional when he’s in the mask so I can’t tell

Rio: you could ask him

Jefferson: honey we need to let him have his privacy he doesn’t want us to know

LATER

Rio: I wonder if the new Spider-Man has a girlfriend he seems like he’d be very nice

Miles, sweating: mom are you trying to set me up with Spider-Man

[fishingisuniversal]

I’m sorry, but Miles Morales pretending to date Spider-man to keep his secret identity while his parents 100% know that he’s Spider-man is PEAK humor

[shobogan]

they invite him to dinner just to see what miles comes up with

[crash-the-mode]

This is the content I live for.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mothsfuzz]

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

[ignitesthestxrs]

I like that at some point a human looked at a sheep and went ‘oh man that looks warm, I wish I was that warm’ and then stole all its hair

[averruncusho]

Wig snatched

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

Millennias of language interpretation have culminated in this

[triple6sickshit-blog]

[sonypraystation]

bitch im on 12 frames

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

me after smoking this

[darkarfs]

Big Dave. One of the good ones. 

[archiveofolives]

guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude

[actorsallusionpresents]

Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes to prepare.

[steviethedamned]

I love him 

[thedamnqueenofhell]

Just wanted to add a more recent awesome post of his.

[whoyougonnacallat3inthemorning]

Also wanted to add that he stepped up to adopt these two dogs who had bonded, but were separated at the shelter. He made sure these two could spend their days together, so he’s got a very kind heart!

[sixpenceee]

Adorable Kid’s Halloween Costume. I obtained these from here, here, here and here. Check out Best Halloween Decorations, Best Halloween Masks and Creepy Make-Up Tutorials. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-memedaddy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[autumngracy]

Imagine being hopelessly lost in the Namibian desert and you start hearing Africa playing somewhere over the dunes

[autumngracy]

You’re like “okay that’s pretty surreal but a definite sign of human life, which means I’m saved” but then you get closer and it’s just this fuckin thing

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[memeuplift]

[badkidgorgug]

BIG BOY

[dr-gloom]

PUPPER

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[chuckle-voodooz-deactivated2020]

Ah, the two genders.

Straight Man

Straight Woman

[chuckle-voodooz-deactivated2020]

*hacker voice* i’m in

[chuckle-voodooz-deactivated2020]

I EXPECTED NO LESS, godspeed Capitalists 

[themaddressmaker]

Soo ummm

[pastelgalleria]

[catchymemes]