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I was, I am, I shall be!

[trans-ralsei]

bocchi the rock

[s-lycopersicum]

[wrath-of-achilleus]

the trojan war is so funny because absolutely NO ONE wanted to be there

hector was clocking in like that one minimum wage employee keeping the local pizza hut afloat.

achilles had to basically be dragged kicking and screaming to troy, and he spent most of the last year of the war on strike (sulking).

they basically held odysseus’ infant son at gunpoint to make him join.

an argument could be made for menelaus wanting to be there, but the man just wanted to get his wife and get out.

paris may have started this shit but he sure as hell couldn’t finish it. hector had to drag him to the battlefield by ear daily.

even AGAMEMNON tried to go home.

[bigthingsforeverintheworks]

Microsoft edge wrapped:

You have opened Microsoft edge 8 times this year, for a combined total of 1.5 minutes

You have uninstalled Microsoft Edge 10 times this year. This puts you in the top 5%!!

You have clicked 9 buttons in Microsoft Edge this year, the most common one being the 'close window' button.

Microsoft edge still isn't your default browser... :( Maybe next year!

[kittiescatlover]

What it that Amazingely Cutely Thing? Yes; Beleave it or nout it is call a Kittys Cat and they have been Kind and Cute Compamion to the AllPeople of the World for thousand and thousand year with ears on it head and a tail

[woolandflax]

[woolandflax]

Which of these is a sweet treat? 🤔

Onion 🧅

Steak 🥩

Cupcake 🧁

Honda civic 🚗

Voting ended onAug 7

[woolandflax]

POV: a tumblr user craving a sweet treat has spotted your Honda Civic

[simplefanatic]

Hey raly

[just-sans-things]

your brother is gnc as fuck

thanks i used to let him sit really close to the microwave as a baby so that the radiation would turn him gay

[trangoldin]

[trangoldin]

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[sermna]

I used to have a recurring dream for years that my grandma's backyard had holes slowly opening up as the dirt begin to collapse in on an old cellar. I never saw anything down there, but always had the impression that something about the cellar was evil. Finally thought to tell her about it as an adult and she just said "oh yeah we covered an old cellar with that shed back there because I kept having nightmares about it"

[trans-girl-weird]

Reblog to hug a trans girl who's feeling dowm

[punishedsaints]

[enameledcoppergirl]

When a girl goes floppy it’s best to proceed with caution. It may be a normal part of her behavior, but she could be acting silly.

[oliviawebsite]

i am not immune to foxgirls in fact i am the opposite of immune. they effect me greatly

[crispinkiss]

boom krusie attack 💥

[lea-knows-the-devil]

teach your friends this NEW secret handshake! it goes like this:

touching tips

scissoring

foxgirls kissing

[ndnbutch]

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.