That one chick.

Names Kay. 22yo girl. cali born and raised. bisexual. I make shitposts and memes. Beautiful Trash. Anxiety filled baby. Just waiting for my turn to be the princess. Seem a lot cooler than I am.

[lordchainsaw-deactivated2022041]

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES

[easynameitisthen]

Oh wow

[arroz-con-yolo]

This sent me

[amllama]

If you buy me a stuffed animal just because you think i’d like it you automatically have my heart

[moggiepillar]

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

[shrikestrike]

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

[consolecadet]

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

[perspicaciousembroiderist]

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

[roachpatrol]

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors. 

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form. 

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness. 

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away. 

[jasmiinitee-deactivated20210610]

i’d read the gothic romance novel of ernstad and his baby rabbits like right now

[jackironsides]

This means that Batman, obsessive hoarder of orphans, is the only dark mysterious character that can be accurately described as “brooding”.

[ohhellorula]

Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever

[psychictantrums]

I’ve seen this 5,000 times and I still laugh every single time. This and his Dateline impressions are the funniest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world.

[sinister--oculus-deactivated202]

I don’t even know who this is or anything but this just absolutely fucking killed me. I laughed so hard I saw spots. I was crying. I’m hurting.

[thatprettyawkwarddisneyprincess]

[thatprettyawkwarddisneyprincess]

Adam page takes the win!! Lucky number 21 is right!

[thatprettyawkwarddisneyprincess]

[thatprettyawkwarddisneyprincess]

In my room at the MGM grand!! Excited for AEW’s Double Or Nothing!! If any of you see me feel free to come say hi! I’ll be in the alestair black shirt and maroon yoga pants! Seated right up front!

[thatprettyawkwarddisneyprincess]

Will be liveblogging!! Check back for updates!

[thatprettyawkwarddisneyprincess]

2 hours til preshow!! Who is everyones guess for entrant 21 in the Casino Battle royal?

[hikaru9]

[ringer04]

Drew McIntyre

PC: WWE.com

[thatprettyawkwarddisneyprincess]

In my room at the MGM grand!! Excited for AEW’s Double Or Nothing!! If any of you see me feel free to come say hi! I’ll be in the alestair black shirt and maroon yoga pants! Seated right up front!

[thatprettyawkwarddisneyprincess]

Will be liveblogging!! Check back for updates!

[thatprettyawkwarddisneyprincess]

In my room at the MGM grand!! Excited for AEW's Double Or Nothing!! If any of you see me feel free to come say hi! I'll be in the alestair black shirt and maroon yoga pants! Seated right up front!

[cat-memes-only]

[snatch-daddy]

You have only made her stronger.

[copperbadge]

That is the face of a creature who has found her true purpose. 

[twotoastedmarshmallows]

Ketzel and I went to snuggle up to Celeste and she looked so done with both of us. XD

[liamdarlinstewart]

dropping a chandelier in the middle of an opera because someone sat in my unassigned assigned seat is the level of pettiness i aspire to achieve

[thatprettyawkwarddisneyprincess]

Should I live blog and do vids/picks of double or nothing?

[feministism]

[arctic-hands]

They’re called “crisis pregnancy centers”, and their sole existence is to shame women. There was one in my hometown called Birthright that flatout called my classmates whores when they went there after getting pregnant. Girls would warn other girls to stay away but their parents would force them to go there instead of planned parenthood.

[ill-d0-it-later]

^ Also, “crisis pregnancy centers” are tax payer and state funded which means we’re paying for a service that doesn’t even have a medical license to lie, shame, and attempt to convert women during maybe one of the most vulnerable and heartbreaking moments of their life. You can’t ever tell me “pro life” doesn’t hate women.

[valtsv]

me waiting in the grounds of my vampire wife’s castle estate for her to let me back inside after she banished me during an argument

[zephyrial]

this made me think of @glumshoe this seems like your aesthetic

[glumshoe]

My aesthetic is Johnny Cash in kinky thigh-high boots?

…fair.