[showerthoughtsofficial]

When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer

[flightyfinch]

my physics and english teacher hated each other and the physics teacher made a habit of getting grades back to students as quickly as possible and one day he just walked into her classroom and started handing back tests while she was trying to lecture

[24hoursinthelifeofawoman]

“UNKNOWN WOMAN EATING COTTON CANDY” BY NINA LEEN

[valtsv]

uh oh sisters!!! *gets arrested for tax evasion*

[hoodienanami]

Al Capone 

[valtsv]

using this website really is a unique experience you just won’t find anywhere else

[spidergvven]

the marvelous mrs maisel or the adventures of a bad tempered butch and her foul mouthed femme gf

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[romancelesbian]

not to sound like a total u-haul lesbian but i’m ready to fast-forward to the future where i’m a successful lesbian in the field of my choice and i can go back to the nice apartment i share with my gf and give her tons and tons of kisses

[colinquinn]

@staff u pack of bastards

[datmos]

bread is illegal now

[poupon]

[buffysummers]

Well, in that case, I won’t wear my button that says, “I’m a Slayer, ask me how.”

[transpunkspacejunk]

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.

[otakusapien]

vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world 

“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”

“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”

“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”

[tedkordisanasshole]

#‘i don’t care how many holy symbols were at the met gala anne hathaway was supposed to be there and i haven’t seen her in 250 years

[renthebarbarian]

i love how this post just casually drops the fact that anne hathaway too is an immortal

[bubblegum-flix-deactivated20181]

christmas list for santa: 1. gf 2. clear skin 3. ??? 4.gf

[kingprincess69]

King Princess @ The Biltmore Cabaret

July 21, 2018 by Ryan Johnson

[uks-gifs]

[zek-plus]

95 hours per week

[honeyimagined-deactivated202303]

A fucking queen

[misandry-mermaid]

These are the people that conservatives and classists say don’t deserve to earn more than a minimum hourly wage.

[fuckthisblogshit]

Jesus

[babylonsagent]

I see her every morning at Zarro’s bakery in Grand Central, she is the nicest lady ever.

[curiousdaisyyy-deactivated20151]

this deserves so much more notes

[sugarmoonaki]

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

[fabulouscrabulous-deactivated20]

Just flip ‘em!

[gwydtheunusual]

Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor.  I love them so much :)

[misandristabbacchio-remade-deac]

they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them