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depression: uhh stay in bedā¦..you dont have the energy and are incapable of productivity anyway
anxiety: get OUT of it!!!!! too much to do!!! too much to DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:
on a scale of one to ten how sad are you.
you almost say seven but the answer floats in your lungs like rising mud. you shift your shoulders. some part of you is already forming an excuse. that itās not that bad sometimes. one, two, three on a day that the clouds are out. youāre just complaining about stuff. yesterday you laughed past a brick of a four, does that make the brick come down to a two-point-five. Ā the solid seven panic attack of last tuesday feels somehow like a little thorn, just a regular day full of a gentle three-point-nine earthquake rocking after yesterdayās close-to-an-eight. see but if tomorrow you have a real bad day, it will make today look simple.
and what if. what if tomorrow itās a big old red eight-point-nine. like one of those days where sirens are going off in every part of you but youāre stuck behind a glass window watching it all burn down. like one of those days that your skin against the air feels foreign. like too much of everything. like sitting-in-the-shower, like canāt-eat, like the tide isnāt just coming in, it came while you were sleeping and now youāve gotta learn how to swim. like bounce me against a bullet hole kind of day.
you keep numbers like nine and ten way out of reach. those are for the people who really are suffering. youāve got no excuse. nine and ten are funeral numbers, for realĀ problems, not yours, no. and sometimes youāre fine. and youāre kind of used to it. and itās not sad, itās just numb like a television caught on static. numb like i canāt remember if i care about this. numb like nothing works but i canāt be bothered to fix it. thatās not sad thatās every day stuff. everybody feels like this, right? feels like theyāve been shut off. right. Ā
maybe five. right in the middle. like not gonna shoot myself but iām not wasting your time. a nonanswer. like could be worse could be better. like i need help but i donāt want you to worry even though i need someone to worry about me because i canāt worry about myself. maybe five. but what if five is too small. what if five is too big. what if -
āon a scale of one to ten,ā he repeats into your silence, and then pauses. āand please be honest about this.ā
This was so fucking satisfying to watch
That is amazing, I am highly impressed šš
Witchcraft
one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.
this video makes me so happy inside i canāteven describe it
Heās so happy he doesnāt know what to do with himself.
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if you didnāt believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a Ā£16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.
Iām literally not kidding
the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. Iāve never loved my country more.
i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome
the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting āfuck trump!ā on repreat for hours.
UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.
Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope weāve made you proud!
Iām so proud of England, thank you guys
its a national holiday
Celebrating someoneās death seems like a really macabre thing to do. Like I get that people donāt like him because of how his administration dealt with the AIDS epidemic, but promoting someoneās death as a good thing doesnāt sit well with me.
during his administration, we had a problem with abuse of patients in mental healthcare facilities (asylums, but donāt call them that), and his response to it was just to shut down the entire system. he closed all public mental healthcare facilities because a few of them were mistreating patients, and all those mentally ill people suddenly found themselves homeless without the skills necessary to survive in the general populous. heās the reason why our healthcare system is so terrible, and heās to blame for the homelessness epidemic (iāll get into the next reason why heās responsible for our high homeless population in a sec). millions of people lost everything because of reagan. thousands died.
he also completely restructured our economy. from 1776 until he became president, we had an economic system like no other (look up the American School), but he removed most of the rules and regulations we had to keep the system in place because our system at the time limited accumulation of wealth. we had a built-in buffer that kept most people middle class. when he restructured our economy so he and his friends could get richer, reagan removed the safeguards that kept us out of poverty (most of the time), so now the lower echelons of society were in freefall towards homelessness. people lost their homes and businesses because the rich could do basically whatever they wanted now. superstores like wal-mart rose to prominence and pushed out small businesses because of this. our government also greatly reduced its expenditure on infrastructure. ronald reaganās greed is why we donāt have enough trains and all our roads are falling apart.
he also expanded our already bloated military while in power. one of his slogans was āpeace in strength.ā his goal for our country was to get an iron grip around the rest of the world and impose our own agendas on other countries at gunpoint.
One of the first things reagan did when he came to power was to ignore the supreme courtās earlier ruling, ignore the constitution, and try to enforce a mandatory daily christian prayer time in all schools. when government workers went on strike against him and his policies, he fired 11,345 people. he put 11,345 people out of a job because they didnāt like him.
he lowered taxes for the rich, but increased taxes on the poor, contributing to the aforementioned lack of infrastructure and homelessness crisis. he also began privatising the government, which put thousands of jobs at risk and made wealthy capitalists the men who run our country. reagan is responsible for trickle down economics.
after the great depression, our government put in social programs to help people stay afloat, like universal healthcare for the elderly and disabled, basic income (the government paid people to dig ditches if they couldnāt find any other jobs. the ditches didnāt serve any purpose, but those people needed money and the government was willing to give money to anyone who worked), and food stamps. ronald reagan slashed all these programs and more, like the EPA, which made sure we were a āgreenā country.
as a result of these slashes, people who had been secure on government assistance programs were now having to take out loans and get into debt, which jeopardised our economy. we had a stock market crash because people were becoming too poor to buy stocks, and our national debt increased by 3 times. we went from $997 billion in debt to $2.85 trillion in 1987.
he also pushed us further into the cold war. previously, our relations with russia were cooling down a bit, but during reaganās second term, he began actively threatening russia again. ronald reagan brought us to the brink of a nuclear war that would have killed all humans on earth.
Ronald Reagan and Maggie Thatcher, the most hated prime minister in UK history, were close friends. he was also personal friends with Donald Trump.
Under reagan, we resumed a history of violent military imperialism in foreign countries, most notably lebanon, afghanistan, and pakistan. In lebanon, we tried to stop a revolution against an oppressive regime, and in afghanistan and pakistan, reagan ordered the CIA to train civilians and create a military force to fight russia for us. Reagan created the taliban, a militant group that even today publicly dismembers people for playing games in public. they cut off childrenās hands. He also began dealing weapons with China, betraying our longstanding ally, Taiwan, destabilising politics in the pacific. Under his orders, we secretly aided african and south american military dictatorships in crushing their opposition. He assisted Ayatollah Khomeini, the leader of Iran who started the 1979 revolution, in purging political opposition from the government. in 1988 our military shot down an iranian commercial flight, killing 290 civilians.
Reagan was a Nazi sympathiser and referred to slain SS officers as āvictimsā of the war. just to make sure you read that right: Ronald Reagan supported the Nazis.
He declared the war on drugs, a movement that has greatly increased the disproportionate incarceration rates of african american and latino men in this country.
During Reaganās second term, 115,000 people were diagnosed with AIDS and 70,000 died of it. Reagan did nothing to curb the spread, despite knowing that the AIDS epidemic almost exclusively affected black people and the LGBT community. when he learned how many people were dying and who they were, he laughed. he laughed at our suffering while we were dropping dead.
In short, Ronald Reagan was a wealthy, selfish, greedy, capitalistic, imperialist, racist, ableist, homophobic, genocidal, antisemitic, warmongering, backstabbing murderer. Ronald Reagan was a monster.
Wow and this didnāt even cover the crack epidemic
It doesnāt cover the crack epidemic, or the various wars in South America, that resulted in the refugees immigrant crisis now.
secret government agent: *punches me in the face* say it
me: never
secret government agent: Say Draco Malfoy doesnāt deserve a redemption arc
me: *spits in their face* Fuck you
Some hilarious writing prompts
Alright so a few days ago I decided to look for some hilarious text posts on tumblr and I laughed so much I just had to write some prompts! (is possible to be customized) (Send me requests with 1/1+ prompt/s. I write about a lot of fandoms and also a lot of different things : one shots/scenarios/imagines/headcanons/chats/conversations/aesthetics/alomst anything)Ā
UPDATE 11.02.2018: I TAKE REQUESTS ONLY FROM THOSE PROMPTS THAT ARE IN BOLDED TEXT (like the text from this update.)
1. Do I look like I give a fuck? - 2. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again for taking advantage of my compassionate and forgiving nature! HOw dare you. - 3. Me? Overreacting? Probably. - 4. I used to be passive aggressive, but now Iām aggressively passive. Donāt mess with me kiddo. Iāll be right here. Iāll fucking forgive you. - 5. A: Whar are you doing? B: Avoiding. A: Avoiding what? B: Everything. - 6. This was impulsive. Probably shouldnāt have done it. WHO CARES? - 7. Youāre really cute and itās ruining my life because I think about kissing you all the time. - 8. A: Itās okay, Iām not mad. Ā Ā A (5 mins later): Actually? You can go to Hell. - 9. I hate people who get personally offended when Iām in a bad mood, likeIām not mad at you Susan (name), Iām mad at the world! - 10. A to A: Bitch, if you actually applied yourself in likeā¦anything, youād be dangerous ,damn my lazy ass. - 11. I donāt know what Iām feeling, but thereās a lot of it. - 12. Not to dictate your life, but drop your shitty friends. - 13. That sounds like responsibility and I want no part in it. - 14. Why am I better than everyone? Jesus, lifeās hard. - 15. A: How do you make someone holy? Ā Ā Ā B: You beat the hell out of them. - 16. A: Iām amazed of how insignificant we actually are. Ā Ā Ā B: Not me, Iām important. - 17. If anyone can do it, then someone who isnāt me can do it. - 18. In the old days of one week ago things were different. Now look at us - slightly older than we were back then, other clothes and such. - 19. Iām not going to claim that I know everything, Iām simply going to act like it. - 20. You have to āsee it to believe itā, so as long as Iām not looking I donāt have to believe in anything. - 21. Iām visualising a powerful mystical energy at the moment. - 22. If I donāt learn anything from my mistakes then I donāt have to consider them mistakes in the first place. - 23. Why the hell is there always this one weak bitch in the group that isnāt down with murder? No offence though. - 24. A: If you ever feel stupid, or weak, or powerless, just remember that I, am not. Ā Ā Ā B: THanks. Ā Ā Ā A: Youāre welcome. - 25. I wanna do dirty stuff with you like farming. - 26. A: What are you reading? Ā Ā Ā B: 10 tips for beutiful hair the Government doesnāt want you to know. Ā Ā Ā A: wHAT the fuck? - 27. A: Iām tired of these constant near-death experiences. Ā Ā Ā B: (opinional) donāt be a whiny bitch, bitch. - 28. Man, how many eye contact until date? - 29. God has a favourite comedy tv series and itās called āmy lifeā. - 30. Sometimes all you can say is āyikesā and then just on the fuck on. - 31. Why is everyone having their mid-life crisis at like 19? - 32. Itās a beutiful day to give me money, honey. - 33. Women arenāt complicated, youāre just dumb. - 34. Well this social situation isnāt going the way I acted it out in the shower. - 35.Ā No offence, but my favourite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful. - 36. Iām actually pretty cool if you give me like 5 tries to get it right. - 37. Today Iām feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic. - 38. Be prapared to add a cute emoji next to my name in your contacts list because youāre gonna love me. -
39.Ā A: Babe, Iām not grabbing your boob, Iām grabbing your heart. Ā Ā Ā B: Thatās my right boob though. Ā Ā Ā A: Babe. -
40. Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough. - 41. What makes me feel like a failure the most is when I canāt remember the answer to a Harry Potter trivia question. - 42. I hate it when Iām really niceā¦And then people are just not that nice? Like what the fuck. - 43.Donāt look at me in that tone of voice. - 44.Is your name candle? Because I wanna blow you. - 45. So, was that just awkward eye contact, or were we checking eachother out?-
46.You know, having feelings is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch. -
47.My turn ons? Well I donāt know, maybe some fucking common sense. -
48.I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside Iām actually angrier. -
49.I ship me and that boat. - 50.Listen. I did mean to make you upset and I do think your opinions are shit. But youāre still my friend so itās okay. - 51.Because my two moods are like glitter and death. - 52.My kink is closing the fucking bathroom door, because no one wants to see you fucking pee! - 53.If I go to Hell Iām gonna constantly torture everyone by continuously asking if itās hot in here or is it just me. - 54.Oh my God are you seeing this shit? - 55.Graduated top of my class from Hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery. - 56.A (shows up at your door 10 years after we had an argument): aND ANOTHER THING - 57.Iāll betray all of you in the Hunger Games. - 58.Well, well, well, if it isnāt my old friend, the dawing realization that I fucked up real bad. - 59.Iām a screamer. Not sexually, just life in general. - 60.Iām not racist, I hate everyone equally. - 61.Tell me Iām cute or something, so I can roll my eyes at you, but then blush when I think about it later. - 62.You know when your hair is greasy and it makes you feel so bad about yourself? And your entire life. Everything is awful because my hair is greasy. - 63.True love is having a crush even when he got a haircut you know. - 64.Emotions? You know, I just push my tear back into my eye and tell it āNot now, you little bastard!ā. - 65.Are we gonna hold hands, or what? - 66.My soul leaving my body, but with one of those slide whistle sound effects. - 67.A: I love you. Ā Ā Ā B: What if I got a bowl cut? - 68.I should really stop planning my future around being rich or famousā¦but I canāt. - 69.Iām aggressively thinking about having sex with you and trying to keep a straight face at the same time. Do you know hOW hard that is? - 70.My opinion is no. - 71.Did you fall from heaven, because so did Satan and heās hot as Hell. - 72.What to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you werenāt such a little bitch. - 73.Which is messier - my life or my hair? - 74.How can you face the problem when the problem is your face? - 75.Sometimes I wonder what it feels like to know wHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. - 76.Read a girl who dates books. - 77.My hands are cold let me put them in your pants. - 78.Iām sorry, you must be at least level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory. - 79.My therapist once told me that I have this obsession with seeking revengeā¦weāll see about that. - 80.You have lips, I have lipsā¦interesting. - 81.Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?
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#NeverAgain
Source: The Atlantic
when their leaders act like children, children become the leaders they need
There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.
theyāre talking to each other omg (ā:
Has anyone made a videogame where youāre a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang.
Like, think about it: youāre given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says āstay in thereā so you wait and nothing happens and you open the door again and try and walk out and the guard pushes you back in and says things like āyouāre our prisonerā and āwhere are you going, youāre stuck hereā and āare you trying to meet your prince? he wonāt ever get up THIS highā and āget back inside before I get madā. But you can pick up a vase of flowers, and you can swing it around. And the thing is all the guards are expecting the hero to be battling his way up, and all this one wimpy little guard at the top is posted to your room for is to push you back into your room,Ā so you can smash him over the head because heās just not expecting it, and then steal his weapons. And after that you find that the guards are always bigger and stronger than youāand they get bigger and stronger every level downābut you can generally manage to get the first shot in because theyāre waiting for the hero, and youāre the princess. And maybe thereās puzzles and stuff too, but you have to solve them backwards, working your way along from end to start, because theyāre all set up for the hero. And when you get the bottom and you have the fight of your life because the guards are massed up waiting for the hero, tons of them with awesome weapons and armor and spells and you think itās the boss battle, but when theyāre all dead and the final ground-level door is free to open the credits donāt roll. Ā And you realize there must be one more fight outside the doors, too, before youāre free, so you equip the best armor and weapons and potions you can find and go outside and you fight this one huge lone badass man on a badass horse in the sunlight. Then heās finally defeated, and lying in the grass, and his horse is yours, and the credits still arenāt rolling. And you look at his corpse and you see heās got a locket on, and in that locket is a picture of your face.Ā
And then you realize that that was the hero.Ā
And then the credits roll.Ā
what the fucking shit
GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT
Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beastā¦
This lady canāt afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them⦠Right?
But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:
Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. Thatās 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesnāt have enough of them to go around!
Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmerās supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.
Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the townās economy.
Way to go, Gaston.Ā You may be popular, but Iām sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.