prosper

any pronouns | 18+ | hellsite resident of 8 years

[kuroshika]

boys need to be bloody and pathetic more often . they need to be whiny and whimpery and desperate i think.

[pricklyhawthorn]

Happy Pride Month.

[thats-illegal]

i fear that i’m becoming the egocentric, tortured artist that i can’t stand to see.

[thats-illegal]

i was correct.

[thats-illegal]

today i did yard work and had some fun. i love my little brother. it was really sunny out, nearly 80 degrees the whole day. watching TLOU with my mom now. i love my mom.

[thats-illegal]

does anybody else remember Quizup fandoms? like… i was ALIVE there in 2013-15… the hunger games fandom was always so alive on that app, we’d roleplay in the comments and stuff. please tell me this isn’t me being wack and remembering a fake app

[ilajue]

some of you need to go outside and I dont mean that in a mean or condescending way I mean it in a "you would benefit from talking to real people face to face, and developing social skills" type way

[mellointheory]

genuinely tho. more and more frequently i interact with people online who shock me with how young they act for how old they are, because i associate that level of social and interpersonal inability with fucking. fourteen year olds. there is a noticeable deterioration of social skills and it's annoying as someone who actually knows how to talk to people, because i find myself having to almost parent people basically my age into learning how to properly communicate. no, just saying insults and then adding /lh does not mean you're friends with someone. you can't just call someone a bitch or a whore or any type of slur and get surprised when they aren't okay with that, because if you actually took a step outside you'd realize those are words that have a whole lot of weight behind them and online get thrown around by social infants with no clue how to properly talk to people.

people are always coming to tell me that i'm very nice or very welcoming, and i don't know how to explain this to you, but it's because i have actual social skills. i know how to be polite. i know how to listen to people. i know how to actually form healthy relationships with people who aren't just words on a screen. and it's come to my realization that not everyone does, which makes it extra exhausting to keep up conversations with literal adults who don't even understand the basics of interpersonal communication.

[ilajue]

this puts it into words well ty

[mellointheory]

tags from @/lemonberry-conda and they're entirely correct

[thats-illegal]

it’s so crazy to think that some schools combine K-8 coz when i was six i was barely conscious and when i was twelve i wanted to kms because the ever presence of consciousness frightened me so much.

[derekgoffard]

I've been wanting to do a tag survey game for EVER and I recently just finished replaying btd1/2/tpof SO THE TIME... IS NOW🏃🏃🏃🏃

Put in tags ur zodiac sign and who ur fav btd/tpof freak is.....this data is vital

[calamitys-child]

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

[insomniac-arrest]

Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.

[thats-illegal]

omg finally bought tpof feeling boss

[thats-illegal]

i found out why i think jonathan byers is hot

SAME VIBES ALL AROUND. GRIMEY AND NEEDS HELP. I LOVE THEM BOTH AND WOULD LET EITHER OF THEM DRAG ME CLOSER TO DEATH.

[quiet-doll]

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

[clarenecessities]

they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant

[hollis-exe]

tell them what the prank was, clare

[clarenecessities]

so for fucking months now we’ve been saying we were going to watch Blade, because i’d never seen it, but somebody was always too tired or too busy, but tonight we decided fuck it, tomorrow’s ciaran’s friday, let’s watch Blade

the first 40 minutes or so pass with many a delighted exclamation. stan lee was credited & i’m told blade was a marvel property, which is news to me. i’m thoroughly enjoying myself. the cop familiar gets the shit beat out of him & tells blade to check the fridge. the wind roars as the scene transition fades to black.

in fades a helicopter. a man with long dark hair on crutches emerges from it. i do not immediately recognize the man, but from the crutches & the hair i immediately go “morbius??”

they assure me he isn’t morbius. i accept that they don’t want to admit he’s morbius for some reason (maybe they just don’t want me to think blade is in the mcu?) as the entirety of michael morbius’s backstory plays out on screen.

i repeatedly ask “okay but this is literally morbius right” and “why are you doing this” as it becomes increasingly clear that we are now, somehow, watching Morbius (2022). everyone continues to insist it’s Blade (1999) until finally i ask “how long were you planning this” and logan says “you wanna know how long” and gives me a screenshot

fucking months of me genuinely wanting to watch the movie Blade (1999) with my friends and they goddamn Blorbius me. I got Blorbiused.

[magnetothemagnificent]

"Jews control-"

Ssh. Stop.

A Rabbi can't even control their congregation long enough to get everyone to be quiet during their Shabbat speech, what makes you think Jews have the power to control anything???

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

I've said this before and I'll say it again: anyone who thinks that "The Jews" control anything, is cordially invited to every shul board meeting where we have to discuss something that's even a little bit controversial, such as what specific paint to use on the building.

[greenandhazy]

My rabbi once mentioned that, when her mother retired after many years of service on the board of her synagogue (including as president), they wanted to put up a plaque in her honor, and she requested that her name be put on the thermostat, because the temperature of the sanctuary was the #1 issue that had occupied her time.

[magnetothemagnificent]

I love that SO much lmaooo

[brightlotusmoon]

[ao3commentoftheday]

give yourself the gift of reading your own fic. it was literally written just for you.