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Sara: Go fuck yourself Tegan!!

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Sara: *is bed with the flu for the ninth time this year* Oh, look at me, I’m Tegan Rain, I have the perfect immune system and height and no chronic illnesses
Tegan: I just asked if you wanted some soup
Sara: Go fuck yourself Tegan!!
Tegan: This date is boring.
Sara: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Tegan: Then why did you invite me?
Sara: I specifically said "Don't come with me" and you said "fuck you, Sara, I do what I want," and followed me here.
Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you.
Tegan Quin
In terms of like, instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.
Sara Quin
Criminal: i've come to kidnap you
Tegan: i have to ask Sara first
Criminal: it's not a choi-
Tegan: she said no
Sara: Do you ever just hate our parents sometimes?
Tegan: No! My mommy loves me!
Emy: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Ted: That's ridiculous. Give me an example.
Chris: Spiders.
Rob: Wasps.
Lindsey: Terriers.
Tegan: Sara.
Sara: Guess what number I'm thinking of
Tegan: 420?
Sara: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously.
Emy: 69?
Sara: Yeah, it was 69.
Tegan: Hey, what does idk, ily, ttyl mean? Lindsey keeps using these abbreviations
Sara: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Tegan: Okay, thank you anyways!
Sara: Don't wanna sound like a slut but I really need a hug right now.
Sara: *screams*
Tegan: What was that?
Sara: I just thought about my anxieties and it’s like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove.
Tegan: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day, YOU THREW IT AGAINST THE WALL LIKE A WET PAPER TOWEL.
Tegan: Please? For me?
Sara: Don't do that.
Tegan: What?
Sara: You think every time you say, "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Tegan: Please? For me?
Sara: Okay.
Stacy [mad at Sara]: I don't even want to look at you anymore.
Sara: Well what are you gonna do about it?
Stacy: *puts on heels*
Sara: No wait I'm so sorry please no
Stacy: *stands up*
Sara: *angerly runs to go get step stool*
Emy: Guys, since this looks like the end, I just wanted you to know… you’re not really the two people I wanted to die with.
Sara: Ditto.
Tegan: Actually, I’d always planned on the two of us being buried together in a tomb.
Sara:
Tegan:
Sara:
Sara: If we make it through this, you and I are having a serious talk.
Sara: Cuteness has no effect on me.
Tegan: You're petting a puppy.
Sara, continuing to pet it: Again-
Stacy: Aw look at you, so tiny and sweet and precious.
Sara: I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS. FEAR ME!
Stacy: So cute...