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”What? This isn’t my fault — she’s got major daddy issues or some s***.”

”Dr. Ph- Dr. Phil. Stop. Clyde…stop. Sun glasses off. Ai’ght? He is lying. I don’t hang out with thugs.”

“Dr. Phil, she has a boyfriend who is like, 1000 years old. …she’s 21. She is 21. I mean…that frightens me.”

❝ Y'gotta be a daddy Clyde. Someone's gotta take the place of Big D in a girl's life if they ain't got no daddy. ❞

❝ Thank you, Jay. I appreciate it, but is this true? Are you dating someone significantly older than you? That's not good, you know. That's a major indication of daddy issues -- or daddy kinks. ❞

#juandalynnxcastillo #;;ic #IT's BEAUTIfUL

fucking crying i love this blog my evening just got better

#;;outofmind #AH YES #THANK U #IM GLAD I COULD BRING U JOY #thedarkcrow #the-dark-crow

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”Dr. Phil, I contacted the show because my sister has a problem. She is out of control, and I-“

”Oh Clyde, whatever. Whatever. He’s lying.”

”No! Dr. Phil, she is manipulative. She is going out late at night, partying with thugs, drinking, and I think she might even be teen pregnant.”

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❝ TEEN PREGNANT!? ❞

❝ Good Lord, Clyde, how'd y'let your sister get into those things? Where are your parents, holy hell! Also, please remove those sunglasses. They make me uncomfortable. ❞

#juandalynnxcastillo #;;ic #OH MYGOD

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”Dr. Phil, look. I’m not a bad woman. Listen. I know I’ve got issues, but everyone does. I mean, that doesn’t make me entitled and sociopathic. I feel like I’ve been set up.”

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❝ No one's saying you're a bad woman, I'm just tryin' to understand what the hell's goin' on here. ❞

#juandalynnxcastillo #U ASKED FOR IT

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❝ So what's your point exactly? ❞

#juandalynnxcastillo #:)

So I'm guessing you're a-phil-iated with Hydra, then?

#;;ic #BASICALLY #IM ALUGHIGN O FM G #shs-level-polyglot

"--In the future someone close to Frosch goes and kills someone in cold blood, and continues to kill others not caring about their lives. This isn't the person Frosch came to know and love, what should she do.."

❝Frosch should get the hell outta there, I tell you that.❞

#;;ic #kaerufrosch #kaeru-frosch

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”I'm not a fucking drug addict.”

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❝ Yeah. And I'm fuckin' Barack Obama. ❞

#;;ic #dxminance #PRAISE

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"pLEASE SAVE HOMURA-CHAN"

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❝Look, you're gonna need to calm down and tell me what's happening.❞

#;;ic #thehopeconcept #JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEL

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❝You rang?❞

#thehopeconcept #;;ic #i couldn't help myself

"I need advice, Dr... I am uncertain where to hid this body."

❝What the hell, son? You should know by now hiding the body never works. Burn it. Place it in acid. If you're gonna kill, clean up properly.❞

#;;iasks #thedarkcrow #the-dark-crow

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#citeriia #;;ic #i see you guys are having trouble #let's take a step back now #and analyze the situation objectively

IT'S SO HARD TO KEEP UP W YOU GUYS OFMG

IM GOING TO MY OTHER BLOG FOR A WHILE OK

♥

#;;outofmind

The man sat down in the large chair with an elongated sigh, taking his face into his palms, and proceeded to rock back and forth. "If my master asks for one more god damn cup of tea..."

❝H-Hey, Sebas-chan...❞

#thedarkcrow #;;iasks #the-dark-crow

"If you're supposed ta' know the answers ta' everything then how do I stop Naraku?"

❝Simple.❞

❝̧̖͕̎̌̉͢͡ḩ̧͕̖̩̖͔̰̉̌̎͢͡a̧̰͔̖̩͈̩͓͚̰̮̠͜ḯ̷̵̠̮̰͚͓̩͈͈̩̖͓͚̰̮̠̔̏̂͌̃̅͜͜l̵̷̠̮̰͚͓̖̩͈̅̃͌̂̏̔̈́͜ ͈̩̖͓͚̰̮̠̈́̔̎̏̂͌̃̉̆̅͜͝h̠̮̰͚͓̖̩͈̩͎̥͓͚̫̹̯̠̅̆̉̃͌̂̏̎̔̈́̈́̔̎̏̂͌̃̉̆̅͜͜͝͝y̠̯̹̫͚͓̥͎̩̤̞̝͈̩͎̥̟̺͚̫̹̯̠̅̆̉̃͌̂̏̎̔̈́̈́̔̎̏̌̂̉̆̅͜͜͝͝d̛̠̯̹̫͚̺̟̥͎̩͈̝̞̤̤̝̦͈̩̬̥̟̪̺͉͚̫̰̹̯̠̅̆̉̂̌̏̎̔̈́̈́̔̎̋́̂̉̆̅͜͜͝r̛̛̠̯̹̰̫͚͉̺̪̟̥̬̩͈̦̝̤̩̬̥̺̫̰̯̠̅̆̉̂́̋̎̔̈́̈́̔̎́̀̌̂͒̆̅͜͜a̛̠̯̰̫̺̥̬̩̅̆͒̂̌̀́̎̔̈́͜.❞

#;;iasks #inuyashathehalfdemon

"My boss refuses to do his paperwork, decided to sneak out and make out with his other best friend."

❝Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl.❞

#;;iasks #la-prima-tempesta

"Hey sassy bald man-san! What do you think of baseball? Wanna play some time?"

❝Boy, I ain't as young as I used ta' be, I'll tell ya that.❞

#;;iasks #ame-no-katami

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