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Emilee 💊Bio and Pre-Pharm🌵Cactus owner and science enthusiast

[raeewe]

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

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Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like: 

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.” 

[batzendrick-deactivated20230703]

I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs.

[tumblunni]

Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues

[demilypyro]

The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again

[demilypyro]

i’m serious, if it doesn’t win, it’s second place

every winner before 2005 is Bohemian Rhapsody as well

[mariowiki]

why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california

[nevver]

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

We all been there girl..

[gt-r-deactivated20200602]

literature…

[podencos]

This is a beautiful window into how powerful friendship and companionship can be

[bob-belcher]

[meanplastic]

[thehobbutts]

im a hoe for art restoration

[thehobbutts]

me, pretending I’m an intellectual while watching someone remove yellowed varnish from a 16th century painting on YouTube for three hours straight

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke. 

[littlejavasparrow-deactivated20]

“digital art isn’t real art!!!!1!!!!”.

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

is this a reaction or an example

[broccoliveins]

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

[liza-not-lisa-deactivated202401]

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

[boyznmotionvevo]

Those pipes were my childhood

[eiwilia-deactivated20210514]

I just went back 15 years ago

[tybitty93-deactivated20161117]

Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

I remember

[memesandlaughs]

[catchymemes]

[truthinthebooty]

😂

[gifsboom]

[blazepress]

[theawesomeadventurer]

what kind of turtle is this

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