[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[radioactivepigeons]

We are the daughters of the archea that ate their friends

[sophiesalacia]

We are the Daughters of the Amino Acids who Just Kinda Did That in the Primordial Soup

[anevermadebed]

MOST of my problems could be solved by carly rae jepsen cut to the feeling. the rest will have to be solved by carly rae jepsen run away with me.

[thesunn1estangel]

“i asked chat gbt” “i asked grok” well i asked philomena cunk n she said its the 36 year anniversary of the release of belgian techno anthem pump up the jam

[skulkingwriter]

Happy 10th birthday to this banger

[dykentery]

cunt dykeula or whatever bra stroker said

[creepish]

daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do

[franzis-frantic-thoughts]

Happy birthday, baby. You're doing amazing.

[kosmogrl]

[berrystumpytail]

[segamascott]

[optimysticals]

Well I am definitely queer then

[nudityandnerdery]

[tinytranstina]

RIP Comrade Bee. Your sacrifice shall never be forgotten

[femmedummy]

quitting my job to become a lake monster

[crippled-peeper]

being beautiful is literally not even slightly important. bugs are going extinct

[crippled-peeper]

“how to have clear skin” “how to have glass skin” “how to glow up when you turn 18”

THE BUGS, CLARENCE

THE BUGS ARE GOING EXTINCT, CLARENCE!!!!!

WITHOUT BUGS WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!

THINK OF THE BUUUUGSSS!!!!!!

[bringmetothe-pilot]

No cops at Pride, just Elton John with his Gucci shirt and a knife

[pinballwizzer]

no cops just elton john with his elton john brass knuckes

[sjhamart]

happy pride, everyone

[mytalkingraccoon]

pov elton john finds you 

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

pov ur a cop at pride

[airinyourtires]

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

[airinyourtires]

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

[lichenaday]

what are your favorite lichens in each color of the rainbow? Are there any purple lichens?

I am happy you asked:

Red: Lasallia rubignosa

Orange: Teloschistes capensis

Yellow: Candelariella rosulans

Green: Sticta canariensis

Blue: Lobarina scorbiculata

Purple: Peltigera hymenina

[anorganizedstreet]

[papayajuan2019]

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool