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Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> High score! What happened? Did i break it?

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.

i think this my favorite video of all time. ive been utterly enamored with this video for years – i really believe it captures such a genuine, delightful aspect of humanity and culture from the 2000s, and its so fun to watch!!

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Many like to fantasize about getting pregnant and being so with your pregnant bestie.

But what about pregnant friends with benefits?

After you both got knocked up by your respective partners, you’ve become so horny and insatiable that when they aren’t around, you go to pleasuring one other.

You sloppily make out, which is enough to send shivers down your spines. Your bellies bump and touch. You go to rub and hug the other’s largening tummy — it is what brought you together. It is so naughty, yet so hot. The exertion from all the sex made your bodies sweaty and steamy, glossing your round baby-packed bellies.

As you share in the same experience, you share your bodies and share in each other’s pleasures.

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Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

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And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

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his composure is just everything I aspire to be

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OMG IT’S BACK!

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CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

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Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

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FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

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THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

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You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

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U don’t fuck with the Queen

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His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

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One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

need a pervy roommate who finds my blog to start taking advantage of it. like maybe they send me cute anonymous messages with pet names, and around the house they randomly start calling me that same name. wearing particular outfits around the house that they comment on and then mention on my blog. they follow what i post but don't tell me a thing, and just watch and plan to corrupt their quiet roommate into being their horny slut and personal fucktoy.

wanna have thoughts and triggers planted in me through suggestions and fantasies, made to prefer certain kinks and molded into their perfect cumdump. unknowingly being turned and subtly trained to be a free use slut for them and i dont have a clue about it until they are railing my pussy and filling up me with cum, but i won't even care by then

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I was edging at the end of your fucking for a long while. Lots of daddy dirty talk from her and she comes several times (and is very vocal about it). Eventually she can’t take it anymore and says “come inside me daddy” and I instantly come very loudly. by Whizkneat More audios on SoP Patreon

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being fucked by your kidnapper while they play a game with the mic open. realizing that they’ve turned on a game while you’re restrained and naked under them. feeling them tease your entrance slowly and deliberately while laughing with their friends. first just enjoying having their cock warmed and then starting to wind you up deliberately, touching your tits and nipples and rubbing your clit, enjoying the way you clench and twitch around their cock. you realize they are trying to get you to make noise and you try to fight it but even if you kept your voice in, your messy cunt is starting to get too loud and you think maybe their friends are laughing about it. you can faintly hear word like slut and new toy, huh? and fucking show off in knowing and appreciative tones and the humiliation burns and you feel it tightening in your clit. your kidnapper’s hips roll in a way that make you clench and you realize they are talking about you.

Yeah, she can hear you. No, I think she’s actually getting off on it. She’s about to cum. Isn’t that cute?

and them rubbing your clit absentmindedly as they look down at you with a fond expression as you cum against your will, unable to completely smother your cries

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One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

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I’ve literally never seen any of the Jurassic Park a movies but from these tweets, I wish it was real so I could work there. And also I envy whoever writes this stuff

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working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

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not to be dramatic but the amount of people commenting on this post that I should stop whining and be grateful for having two days off a week when they only get one or none is...... literally proving my point that we’re all brainwashed ghfjhddjfk... thats like if someone cut off your arms and then only cut off one of mine, you focus on how much worse you have it instead of the fact that we’re still both fucking bleeding out

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Fuck capitalism.

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Not only should we all be working less for the sake of our collective mental health, we should be working less for the sake of the planet. The overproduction/overconsumption aspects of capitalism are linked at the hip and we’re spending way too much time at work, all to churn out profits for rich assholes we’ll never meet, all to produce (and throw away) endless waves of junk that don’t make us happy anyway. There’s all kinds of ways we could reduce the workweek and expand the freedom of all — automation, labor-saving planning, the removal of “bullshit jobs” from an economic context where people need to work them or starve, etc. — but first we need to acknowledge that capitalism is really really bad at cultivating human freedom (and free time in general) for the vast majority of the population.