That Trans Muffin's Bakery

Scoliosed, arthritic, wannabe jester. Occasional streamer and mediocre artist. 🏳️‍🌈✡️ She/They I've been on this website for too damn long.

[depsidase]

[pukicho]

Posts that stay in the drafts for being too good

[raritism]

do the draft post know they in there ? in there in the drafts

[pukicho]

Puki, why are you at my school

How am I supposed to explain to my students why I laughed at this?

Why are you a real life teacher? I shouldn't be influencing you. You are too important. please think of the children. My followers are mostly programmers and marine biologists. Useless people, you see.

[pukicho]

You are a marine biologist, in a way

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish. 

I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond. 

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

[barin-mclegg]

I think this might be the best post of yours I’ve ever read

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

insulting on behalf of the MANY clown husbandry posts i have gifted to you over the years

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[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

In King Ludwig II’s defense, if I had basically infinite discretionary funds, was accountable to absolutely no one, and was king of a country full of picturesque landscapes, you couldn’t stop me from building myself a big gay fairytale castle on a mountaintop either.

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

This post is spreading and I feel bad about it because it contains misinformation, so for the record: Ludwig II did not in fact have infinite discretionary funds. He only acted as if he did. He never dipped into the public coffers for his building projects, but he spent his own fortune extravagantly and borrowed heavily from everyone he could think of. By 1885, the year before his death, he was 14 million marks in debt.

[insomniac-arrest]

~ ✨✨ 14 million marks in debt ✨✨~

[centrally-unplanned]

I always find this inspiring because try to name another prince of a German state. What did the rulers of Hamberg do? The Grand Duchy of Hesse? Gone with the wind, no one knows them anymore. But Mad Lad Ludwig built a top 5 most famous castle in the entire world. Money is fake, castles are real. Go broke and die like a winner.

[thattransmuffin]

Troy McClure would've loved Undyne.

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm going to be so real you really need to get rid of that shame and start feeling and living

[mons7errr]

saw a comment on reddit that said 80% of trans people are jewish, and i feel like that's inaccurate, but i can't find any actual studies on trans people and religion, so i'll hold my own poll out of curiosity

for the purpose of this poll, "transgender" includes all individuals who identify with a gender other than their birth gender, such binary trans man/woman, nonbinary, genderqueer, agender, multi-gender, etc. and anyone else that feels the term applies to them

transgender people: what is your religion?

christian

jewish

muslim

hindu

buddhist

pagan

nonspecific/unaffiliated/etc theist

athiest

agnostic or questioning

other

i'm not transgender but i like to click buttons

Voting ended onAug 8, 2025

[depsidase]

[robertreich]

“It doesn’t matter if your skin is brown. It doesn’t matter if you’re white. It doesn’t matter if you’re a veteran or you serve this country. They don’t care. They’re just there to fill a quota.” Those are the words of George Retes, a veteran and U.S. citizen who was detained by federal agents during an ICE raid at a Southern California farm. Despite identifying himself as a citizen multiple times, federal agents pepper sprayed him and dragged him from his vehicle. He was thrown in a cell for three days, where he was not allowed to contact his family or a lawyer. He was forced to remain covered in tear gas and pepper spray, as he was not allowed to shower or change clothes. When he was finally released, agents gave him *no explanation* for why he was arrested and detained. When immigrants don’t receive due process as required by the Constitution, no one does. We are no longer on the path to fascism. Fascism is here. Now more than ever, we must protect each other – especially the most vulnerable among us. Keep speaking out. Keep standing up. Tyranny only wins if we submit to it.

[depsidase]

[feldfrog]

“This is what they took from you” and it’s a blonde family cooking barbecue in the suburbs? Brother you are racist and fascist over hot dogs? You know you can still do that. Also if you befriend other ethnicities, they will bring cool other food to the potluck. Stupid ass

[nondivisable]

"everyone should care about accessibility because most people will become disabled at some point in their life" is a logical argument and I understand its popularity

however, everyone should care about accessibility because disabled people are fellow human beings living in the same society as you who deserve the same rights as you

thank you good night