Christopher James Maikisch

San Francisco, California

[thatyungsnowman]

Golden Gate Park 8oz Soy Candle - Etsy

This Container Candles item is sold by maikischcandles. Ships from San Francisco, CA. Listed on Dec 7, 2022

[justtwothings]

A friend of mine shared this image on Facebook with the caption "Who keeps giving these motherfuckers art supplies??“ and I have to say I agree

Terence note: I didn’t want to post this but if I have to see it so does everyone else

[onceiwashere]

this is so badass

[studentlifeproblems]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thecoolradcoffin]

hope this explains it

[realhousewifeofmiami-deactivate]

[beggars-opera]

Aren’t you glad covid didn’t happen in 2005 like all the scene kids would be calling the new variant the omnomnomicron with a cartoon dinosaur or something

[kalichnikov]

[mspaintly]

[surprisebitch]

this was so wild

[camille-the-space-ghost]

Someone explain

[thefirstanomally]

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

[amishsicario]

[yd12k]

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

[spiral-dragon-king]

[crack-fic-casey]

This is the worst website ever and I love it.

[yeawutevr]

[elsesle]

this could be us 👉🏻👈🏻

[ashstfu]

the whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty

[fruitie]

straight people shut up challenge

[didyouknowmagic]

Frank stop. Go read a book or yell at a cloud it would be just as useful as this statement you left on Twitter.

[tentacleteapot]

He did add this later, which is… something?

[tentacleteapot]

[x] good ending

[zofromoh]

[randomslasher]

This is what people mean when they say that privilege is invisible to the people who have it. It never occurred to him that knowing someone’s orientation would be important to anyone, because to him, a straight man, representation is everywhere. It’s overabundant. It’s so common as to be taken for granted. To him, representation of his sexuality isn’t important because it’s there. 

I love that he learned. I love watching people understand their own blind spots when it comes to privilege. 

[107bees-deactivated20230121]

Can also be filed under: why cancel culture is dumb, people need to make mistakes to grow

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

waldemar kazak

[angstytwat]

[groblin-official-deactivated202]

bitch ex wife. cant believe she took my orb

[king-gob]

“Cindy, gods blast her name!”

[novac]

Formaldehyde <- girl name

Asbestos <- boy name

[novac]

This is the funniest tag

[mon-stax]

[kaibasego]

[omghotmemes]

Which do you drink?