cartoons & ephemera

linky stuff fat gremlin soon-to-be divorcée unprofessional con artist

[json-derulo]

when you're seized by an urge to blow up your whole life and start over and then you suddenly remember that's stupid

[notatzimisce]

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

[randomencounters]

Encounter: skategoons

[luna-azzurra]

Desire should make your characters a little stupid. Otherwise what are we even doing here.

[prokopetz]

One of the most frequent requests we got in playtesting Eat God is a bigger Random Quirks table. This is the first of several planned expansions for playtest draft 0.8, previewing the 3xx entries (i.e., 311 through 366 on a d666); contributions from co-writers @ribstongrowback, Ashley Flanagan, and Zach Welhouse.

[jareckiworld]

Manuel Amado (1938-2019) — Here I Am [oil on canvas, 2004]

[micromontage]

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[easel-eisel]

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

[the1920sinpictures]

June 1, 1926 Actress Joan Clement in a crepe de chine wedding gown designed by Lanvin and photographed by Steichen for "Vogue" magazine. June is wedding month traditionally, so I'll be posting one or two wedding-related photos each day this month. I hope you'll enjoy them.

[sugarpucks]

my song of the summer

[zoejayw]

Agott's Librarian Experience With Tomeliness

[laterkiss]

maybe i am not a good person because i am a bad person

[vampurrring]

I’ve got that neglected dog stare

[calware]

vintage buttons from the computer history museum

[stra-tek]

Poorly aged things.

[aryasrandomthoughts]

IF BUYING ISN'T OWNING

PIRATING ISN'T STEALING

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1h-I3udUxdjoo43NWBVyLDr-iSj_KPzC-?usp=drive_link

[itberice]

Nana Visitor said that whenever they would try to renegotiate contracts between seasons for Deep Space Nine, Paramount would threaten to kill their characters in a shuttle craft accident and refused them.

No need to support Paramount, watch it all here!!!

[daphneorsmthng]

Thank you oldcynic.com ad on the tumblr app, but I’ve got it covered.

[sizzlingcandyjellyfish]

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.