Jumpluff manufacturing plant

Jumpluffs at a fraction of their retail cost

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[the-110-speed-tier]

so. i lost the password to this account and its tied to a school email which is now terminated. going to be moving over here -> @maagicmushies

[the-110-speed-tier]

so. i lost the password to this account and its tied to a school email which is now terminated. going to be moving over here -> @maagicmushies

[ovur]

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

[ovur]

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

[flunkett]

Huh

[frikinnerd]

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

[ovur]

Ok I'll go fuck myself

[amygdalae]

Ppl are always talking abt how ‘pure’ or ‘innocent’ memes used to be and im like 🤨 bitch where. Rememher how widespread this shit was lmao

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i feel like a large amount of otherwise critical thinking people on this site lose all rational thinking and are willing to fall for any conspiracy/misinfo if it get’s them a chance to dunk on something they hate, and my evidence for this is that almost every post i’ve seen dunking on Blizzard has been for something they didn’t actually do, and like don’t get me wrong i hate blizzard too but i do think on principal you shouldn’t be falling for fake joke articles and unsourced reddit threads, you have to at least criticize blizzard for things they actually did,

[roadhogsbigbelly]

a large amount of people saw this obvious satirical joke article and thought it was actually real to the point of make self-righteous jokes like “maybe blizzard should spend less time trying to prevent porn from being made and spend more time not sexual harassing their employees” and like i don’t disagree with the energy but you can’t base your dunks on something that’s completely fake, like you can’t be this stupid please.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"your cat doesn't care about you" "your cat would eat you if you died" so what? i'm dead. it's so empathetic of my cat to only eat me when I can't feel it ❤️

[durbikins]

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

[eggtuna]

what the fuck

[ebsbestlife]

I just….?

[elusiveandincognito]

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

[poisonousquinzel]

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

[slimetony]

I need a beautiful woman to unplug my life support machine

[maryn-jpeg55]

She’s just like me honestly

[r0zeclawz]

the "say something" text on the message box has never felt so taunting. im so scared.

[mintkupocream]

[spinchs-field]

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

[saeraas]

out of all the bs going on with Twitter, one of the funniest is tatsuki fujimoto's Twitter got banned not because he was impersonating his not real 8 year old sister but because he put that age despite trying to convince people it was him before getting banned. now he's on a whole new account posting chainsaw man concept art and begging people to believe him when he says he's tatsuki fujimoto. life immitating art

[jame7t]

cigarette flavored ice cream

[noelle-ism]

[jame7t]

Can you give me some space please.

[twistcmyk]

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