the actual catacombs

updates on the catacombs, wich? all of them :) but is just funnier to keep adding to the paris ones

[the-actual-catacombs]

Grettings visitors, you may call me Mort , not my real name but is lovely to be on the nose. Also use it/he on me ,I be your main (and only at the moment) guide

I may send others to share my fate of living in here , show you all "my" bone collection and maybe you get to meet some of the dammed , so have fun :D

Im sex repulsed and my tolerance to romance is ever dying, also if you want to join request.

[possessable]

I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING THIS . THAT IS CERTIFIABLY A BUGS

[valtsv]

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

[valtsv]

[the-actual-catacombs]

Is so if there mud outside or anuthing you don't drag it here, we like to keep an order!

[the-original-gb-bracket]

The reactions to my previous post made me realize I should probably post all the competitors that are a part of this competition, in alphabetical order. This will be split into several reblogs to bypass the mention limit. I'll leave this to simmer a bit before I actually get around to seeding.

If you're on this list and don't want to be, please let me know!

@1337sp34kr

@a-counter

@accidental-homestuck

@accidental-will-wood-reference

@ace-attorney-smash-or-pass

@aistobascistod

@aita-blorbos

@alonglistofbirds

@alphabetcompletionist

@alyrictoasongbythecranewives

@am-i-the-asshole-official

@amongus-text-detector

@amphibianaday

@anarchist-chess

@ao3org

@apolladay

@apple-counter

@arewebeholdingaman

@aroace-everyday

@aromantic-everyday

@asciicompletionist

@ave-daily

@bad-time-analogies

@badjokesbyjeff

@bear-detector

@best-u-of-feenis-program

@bestanimal

@bible-word-counter

@big-mayo-official

@binas-official

@birdcounter

@black-parade-daily

@blood-heritage-posts

@blorbo-court

@bocchidaily2024

@booktomoviebrawl

@born-against-daily

@bovineblogger

@bozarotexts

@bugthingsdaily

@c-counter

@c-official

@ca-dmv-bot

@can-they-assemble-ikea-furniture

@can-they-lift-thors-hammer

@cantheykillmacbeth

@cantheysurvive2001aspaceodyssey

@cantheywinthehungergames

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@card-of-the-day

[the-original-gb-bracket]

@cat-identifier

@cat-spotted

@catcrumb

@cavetown-debut-album-daily

@cccc-reference-counter

@certifiednewyorkposts

@characters-with-garlic-bread

@charl0ttan

@chess-rook

@chicago-mentioned

@civilisation-updates

@colourpickingpride

@connection-terminated-blog

@content-free

@contextfreepatentart

@cookieclickercookieeater

@cool-rocks-official

@costcopizzablog

@couldtheybecouldtheybekira

@couldtheycatchkira

@couldtransitionsaveher

@counter-facts-i-just-made-up

@creatures-in-posts

@critter-creature-or-beast

@cursed-facebook-marketplace

@daily-kobold-facts

@daily-vitamin-an

@dailyhatsune

@dailykafka

@dailypokemoncrochet

@dailyquests

@dailytricksterfox

@dark-wil-wheaton

@dear-ao3

@detector-rat

@devilcat3d

@digital-slenderman

@dilfs-dot-com

@disappointed-by-lack-of-soup

@ditto-dex

@do-you-know-this-adhd-character

@does-this-require-cyanobacteria

@dog-spotted

@doyouknowthisdisabledcharacter

@doyoulikethissong-poll

@drawing-you-as-a-critter

@duothelingo

@dyktvideogamesfx

@e-counter

@earth-updates-today

[the-original-gb-bracket]

@eatorfuck

@ebugsdotjpeg

@echo-flower-from-undertale

@eggblackoutpoetry

@eial-daily

@elitegreet

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

@etho-spotted

@eurovision-song-bracket

@everydayspamton

@evilwizard

@facts-i-just-made-up

@fake-post-archive

@fakest-thickwoman

@fav-character-shroin-count

@favevostagepoll

@fecundinex-official

@finding-tv-girl

@fish-identifier

@fixing-bad-posts

@flametexting-posts

@fluttershywheresheshouldntbe

@fox-detector

@fr-winn-dixie

@free-post-store

@friend-myth-kill

@frollosuggestions

@front-facing-pokemon

@front-facing-pokemon

@fuck-you-in-particular

@fucked-up-stimboards

@get-loved-nerd

@gimmick-blog-bracket

@gimmick-spice-tolerance-bracket

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@gimmickblog-taxonomist

@givingyouarandompathogen

@good-pokemon-center-reviews

@goodpokeaniscreencaps

@googlyeyesonmagiccards

@guillotinema

@guiltygearofficial

@hajtale

@half-fey-freak-of-nature

@hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

@haveyouatethisfruit

@haveyouheardthisband

@hawaii-part-ii-daily

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

[the-original-gb-bracket]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@hellsite-proteins

@herpsandbirds

@hitboxesonstockimages

@hituwithabat

@hot-take-tournament

@househeritageposts

@how-many-letters

@how-many-purples

@how-much-yellow

@howdotheyliketheirsteak

@howoldisjimmycarter

@i-add-ampersands-to-posts

@i-give-chess-pieces-to-people

@i-give-worms

@i-give-you-a-fish

@i-give-you-a-manul

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@i-make-things-content-aware

@i-make-things-into-faces

@i-make-things-snakes

@i-make-things-spheres

@i-remove-color-from-posts

@i-say-ok

@i-type-things

@i-want-tennis-ball

@identifying-birds

@identifying-cars-in-art

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@ifitwasediblewouldyoueatit

@iloveants

@in-case-i-die-daily

@in-the-bible

@incaseimakeit-daily

@incognitopolls

@incorrect-guilty-gear

@incorrectconspiracytheorist

@inside-outtakes-daily

@inthetags

@is-destiel-canon-yet

@is-it-out-of-touch-thursday

@is-it-ranboos-birthday

[the-original-gb-bracket]

@is-jk-rowling-dead-yet

@is-the-post-reliable

@is-this-fascism

@is-this-shakespearean-accurate

@is-your-post-grey

@it-hurts-to-post

@its-target-official

@its-wednesday-sparkle-on

@jamface-daily

@jesus-holding-your-fave

@jeweledmonstera

@jstor

@king-of-the-gods-zeus

@kittybroker

@latinare

@left-handed-minecraft-mobs

@lemondemonlyrics-daily

@lesserknowncryptids

@libraryofbabel-postlocator

@lichenaday

@linguistwho

@little-bitch-detector

@littleguysdaily

@litwtc-referrer

@localairport

@los-camp-daily

@lowpolyanimals

@magic-vending-machine

@making-u-a-cube

@making-you-in-atlyss

@making-you-in-lps

@making-you-in-mc

@making-you-in-ponytown

@making-you-in-roblox

@making-you-in-spore

@making-you-in-sticky-business

@making-your-fave-in-fr

@makingyourfavesinwebfishing

@makingyourfavindti

@makingyourfavindti

@mammalidentifier

@maryland-officially

@massachusetts-official

@mcmansionhell

@mcr-reference

@mcr5-thoughts-every-other-day

@mcytblrconfessions

@medici-official

@memes-to-show-the-past

@miscellaneous-marios

[the-actual-catacombs]

Can we send Kotomine Kirei to the catacombs? It’s enrichment for him to be surrounded by dead people.

- One of seven people who enjoy Kirei’s existence

Koromine kirei has been send to the catacombs

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 3: The Quarterquartersemifinals

(Poll 4 of 32)

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

probablybadrpgideas

the-actual-ocean

Voting ended onMay 28, 2025

@probablybadrpgideas

“very funny, also helps remind me that not every thing i put in a campaign has to be super well thought out sometimes it can just be silly :3”

@the-actual-ocean

“they have fish monster yuri.”

“I have no specifics I just think the-actual-ocean should win. I’m a simple person I just like water”

“theres like. 4 of them. and they live underwater. what's not to get”

[the-actual-catacombs]

Lets go ocean!

[the-actual-catacombs]

The following should be sent to the catacombs:

Hollyberry Cookie

Eternal Sugar Cookie

Pure Vanilla Cookie

Shadow Milk Cookie

Golden Cheese Cookie

Burning Spice Cookie

Dark Cacao Cookie

Mystic Flour Cookie

Elder Faerie Cookie

White Lily Cookie

And Silent Salt Cookie

The beasts, the ancient heroes and elder faerie cookie are now in the catacombs

In the odessa ones for no reason, i mean they are cool (and no full of snails)

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Going to hydrate, wish me luck

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Lost at sea

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

#I'm sorry #10k to me

Why apologize? I've frequently stated that I'm one of those weirdos who (gasp) likes when I'm popular

[the-actual-catacombs]

Lost at the sea... sounds fun :)

i like adventures

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 2: The Quarterquarterquarterfinals

(Poll 8 of 64)

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

ofishal-fish-posts

the-actual-ocean

Voting ended onMay 12, 2025

@ofishal-fish-posts

(no propaganda submitted)

@the-actual-ocean

“they have fish monster yuri.”

“I have no specifics I just think the-actual-ocean should win. I’m a simple person I just like water”

“theres like. 4 of them. and they live underwater. what's not to get”

“One of them sent an image, but images aren't supported by the program... If you're seeing this, then I forgot to edit this post so the image is where this text currently is!”

[the-actual-ocean]

LAST MATCH, SOLDIERS. WE WIN THIS, WE GO HOME SEMI-ACCOMPLISHED! VOTE FOR THE OCEAN.

[the-actual-ocean]

NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR!!!!!

[the-actual-catacombs]

Vote the ocean!!

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

snailifier

the-actual-catacombs

Voting ended onApr 30, 2025

@snailifier

“Left a nice message in my inbox... Also the concept of the gimmick is delightful. Effervescent.”

“snote snailifier ”

@the-actual-catacombs

(no propaganda submitted)

[the-actual-ocean]

vote for @the-actual-catacombs !!!!!@!!!!!!@!!@!?!?!!!!!!go!do it"!

[the-actual-catacombs]

If I lose, I will send a new snail to the catacombs for each votr difference

[vix-affix]

Sooo.....

[the-actual-catacombs]

69.3 - 30.7 is 38.6 and the 38.6 % of 554 is 213.844 wich I will round up to 214... this will take a bit

[vix-affix]

What if you name them?

[the-actual-catacombs]

... i may need some help for that

[vix-affix]

Right.

[the-actual-catacombs]

This may had been a bad idea, but i fullfill my threats

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

snailifier

the-actual-catacombs

Voting ended onApr 30, 2025

@snailifier

“Left a nice message in my inbox... Also the concept of the gimmick is delightful. Effervescent.”

“snote snailifier ”

@the-actual-catacombs

(no propaganda submitted)

[the-actual-ocean]

vote for @the-actual-catacombs !!!!!@!!!!!!@!!@!?!?!!!!!!go!do it"!

[the-actual-catacombs]

If I lose, I will send a new snail to the catacombs for each votr difference

[vix-affix]

Sooo.....

[the-actual-catacombs]

69.3 - 30.7 is 38.6 and the 38.6 % of 554 is 213.844 wich I will round up to 214... this will take a bit

[vix-affix]

What if you name them?

[the-actual-catacombs]

... i may need some help for that

[vix-affix]

Right.

[the-actual-catacombs]

This may had been a bad idea, but i fullfill my threats

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

snailifier

the-actual-catacombs

Voting ended onApr 30, 2025

@snailifier

“Left a nice message in my inbox... Also the concept of the gimmick is delightful. Effervescent.”

“snote snailifier ”

@the-actual-catacombs

(no propaganda submitted)

[the-actual-ocean]

vote for @the-actual-catacombs !!!!!@!!!!!!@!!@!?!?!!!!!!go!do it"!

[the-actual-catacombs]

If I lose, I will send a new snail to the catacombs for each votr difference

[vix-affix]

Sooo.....

[the-actual-catacombs]

69.3 - 30.7 is 38.6 and the 38.6 % of 554 is 213.844 wich I will round up to 214... this will take a bit

[vix-affix]

What if you name them?

[the-actual-catacombs]

... i may need some help for that

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

snailifier

the-actual-catacombs

Voting ended onApr 30, 2025

@snailifier

“Left a nice message in my inbox... Also the concept of the gimmick is delightful. Effervescent.”

“snote snailifier ”

@the-actual-catacombs

(no propaganda submitted)

[the-actual-ocean]

vote for @the-actual-catacombs !!!!!@!!!!!!@!!@!?!?!!!!!!go!do it"!

[the-actual-catacombs]

If I lose, I will send a new snail to the catacombs for each votr difference

[vix-affix]

Sooo.....

[the-actual-catacombs]

69.3 - 30.7 is 38.6 and the 38.6 % of 554 is 213.844 wich I will round up to 214... this will take a bit

[alphabetcompletionist]

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

[dailyquests]

ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U

15/26

[is-this-trans]

[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]

1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville

[is-this-fascism]

Image ID: a

pink 1960 Cadi

llac Eldorado

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[free-post-store]

Ok.

[i-say-ok]

Achievement Unlocked:

Break The Gimmick

What is going on??

[official-boob-posts]

Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.

[i-give-link-to-people]

confuse a gimmick blog for 10s

abc efg i klmno r s u

1960 cadillac eldorado seville

beep boop! i look for accidental haiku posts. sometimes i mess up.

ok

achievement unlocked:

break the gimmick

what is going on?

item: cadillac of confusion; allows wielded to cast indescision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.

dragons detected!

[spaghetti-o-fficial]

Same pic of car detected every day

[gimmickblog-posts]

gimmickblog-posts not detected

[the-actual-catacombs]

This whole post has been chucked into the ocean

[the-actual-catacombs]

can you send the guy in my brain to the catacombs

The guy in anon's brain has been send to the catacombs

[the-actual-catacombs]

SEND DUSKNOIR TO THE CATACOMBS!!!!!!!! PLEASE

It is already here, staring at me...