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you ruined johndave for me, sorry have a nice day

Um. I'm sorry. Why though?

cactus-and-succulents

garukyuranger-deactivated202109

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE BEST PROTAG INTRODUCTION

lesbianeurydices

Things overheard in my ap classes:

“Dude. I’m going to get so hammered this weekend.”

“I have to read crime and punishment by Monday- I’ll just do it all Sunday night"

“If you could get full ride to any college by killing a man, would you do it?” “In a second.”

[A guy showing a girl how to put notes into a calculator in order to cheat on the AP calc BC test] “My morals have crashed like the Russian economy after the collapse of the USSR.”

“What class is this?” “AP FIGHT CLUB”

“What if we all just didn’t show up for graduation?”

“It is my unalienable right to not be here right now. I’m entitled to the pursuit of happiness and this isn’t it.”

“I’ll pay you $15 to do my physics homework.” “Shit, I’ll do it for free if you do my lit homework.”

[1st hour AP Human Geo: A girl pours a bottle of mountain dew and a can of monster into a thermos, shakes it up, and drinks it in one go.] “I have tests in every hour today and I got 15 minutes of sleep. Desperate times, ya know?”

“But if you’re valedictorian, and she’s salutoriain, and the six of us are top 2%, then who’s driving the bus?”

“so. did anyone do the calc homework?” *chorus of no’s* “you know, i don’t know why I even asked.”

“maybe if we all pretend we don’t know what we’re doing, he’ll move the calculus test.” “Honey, I don’t even need to pretend.”

strifeshart

My family tells of an ancient legend about two great dragon brothers - the Dragon of the North Wind and the Dragon of the South Wind. Together, they upheld balance and harmony in the heavens.

slavation

life goal: to not have a crush on anyone ever again

Will someone please tell me how Eridan's hair works?

afht236ghu5-deactivated20170101

mrbiggsproductions

What?

the-adorkable-egbert

MGS:V Phantom Pain confirmed

protego-et-servio

I tried to make this poster more inclusive, so it didn’t erase anyone that utilizes Planned Parenthood.

It’s not my best work, but it’s a start.

profeminist

#StandWithPP

antifeministarmy

Sorry, but selling aborted fetal tissue for a profit and lying about your website being taken down doesn’t really help your case, PP. Not to mention the costs for all of those are a bit high for being a “charity” place. They aren’t in this to be good people, they’re there to make an easy dollar.

protego-et-servio

“They’re not in this to make be good people, they’re in this to make an easy dollar.” The same could be said of the “Center for Medical Progress” which was the “organization” that produced the heavily edited videos and which started this witch hunt. There’s three donate buttons on their homepage alone.

I also haven’t seen legit evidence to the whole “PP took down their own site as a publicity stunt!”

PP has been in business for almost 100 years. They originally didn’t even do abortions, due to the danger it presented the patients. Now, legal abortion is 14x safer than child birth.

Also, I fixed my poorly edited poster above and created the one below. PP helps millions and you are throwing them under the bus when you support defunding Planned Parenthood.

proudly-pro-choice

Not to mention antifeministarmy if you were capable of doing proper research you would know that PP isn’t selling fetal tissue, they are charging organisations $30-$100 for storage and transportation. The organisations then use the fetal tissue (donated by the patient, WITH consent) to try and find cures and treatments for illnesses.

It’s embarrassing and sad that people don’t bother to do simple research. Oh no, PP is helping other organisations find cures and treatments that can save lives! How fucking evil of them.

At least PP can say they’re being more productive and useful than you ever will be. They help save lives or try to help others find treatments for make the lives of others more comfortable and you…cry on the internet about shit that’s not even true and spread misinformation. Well functioning member of society, you are.

-Allie

jolenebrody

PP was the reason why, as an emancipated 16 year old minor with little money, I was able to get my necessary health care.

In a country that judges sexuality so strongly and makes girls afraid to seek assistance for everything from STD testing to just questions about sexuality, PP is a gift to this country. A fricken GIFT!

frick-as-sick-blog

it was the fourth of july

wanderingstrider

So......

…..I am on the verge of being suspended from my one job…..

because….

a woman complained to both my manager and the store manager and the assistant store manager that I was being rude and ignoring her while I was on till and cashing her through because I wasn’t talking to her when she was talking to me……

I’m Deaf.

I have a sticker that I can put on my till and a pin that I put on my uniform that says DEAF so that people know. The packer who was packing up her groceries told her I was Deaf and her response to him was ‘She should learn to listen better if she is going to work in the service industry.’ My packer then tried to continue to explain to which the lady told him that it was still my responsibility to have a conversation with her if she wanted one and that instead of watching the screen to see if her groceries scanned through I should listen to the beeps that way I can talk to her.

3 times my packer explained to her that I physically am unable to hear and no matter what I won’t be able to pay attention to both what she is trying to tell me and to the computer to make sure all the groceries went through.

And still she complained.

And now because she complained to both the store managers and the front end manager they might have to put me on suspension for 3 days because of it.

What fucking bullshit audist society do we live in?????

rikkipoynter

Hell fucking no.

A lawsuit waiting to happen.

the-adorkable-egbert

This is very aggravating.

phroyd

Decency In The White House!

Brought to you by a Black American Family!

Phroyd

offtospace

show me the lie though

thesweetishthuggishbone

^Not a damn one

sketchlock

dungaree-deactivated20161204

stop making fun of boys for things that could trigger trans guys’ dysphoria

stop making fun of boys for the size of their genitals

stop making fun of boys for their height

stop making fun of boys for the pitch of their voice

stop making fun of boys for the size of their chest

stop making fun of boys based off assumptions that all boys are cis and can or want to live up to your gross expectations

the-adorkable-egbert

How about don't make assumptions regardless of if they are trans or cis. Cis boys can have higher voices or be short and have more prominent chests and assuming they are trans because of it is also offensive. They are how they are and are perfect no matter what.