you ruined johndave for me, sorry have a nice day
Um. I'm sorry. Why though?
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you ruined johndave for me, sorry have a nice day
Um. I'm sorry. Why though?
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE BEST PROTAG INTRODUCTION
Things overheard in my ap classes:
“Dude. I’m going to get so hammered this weekend.”
“I have to read crime and punishment by Monday- I’ll just do it all Sunday night"
“If you could get full ride to any college by killing a man, would you do it?” “In a second.”
[A guy showing a girl how to put notes into a calculator in order to cheat on the AP calc BC test] “My morals have crashed like the Russian economy after the collapse of the USSR.”
“What class is this?” “AP FIGHT CLUB”
“What if we all just didn’t show up for graduation?”
“It is my unalienable right to not be here right now. I’m entitled to the pursuit of happiness and this isn’t it.”
“I’ll pay you $15 to do my physics homework.” “Shit, I’ll do it for free if you do my lit homework.”
[1st hour AP Human Geo: A girl pours a bottle of mountain dew and a can of monster into a thermos, shakes it up, and drinks it in one go.] “I have tests in every hour today and I got 15 minutes of sleep. Desperate times, ya know?”
“But if you’re valedictorian, and she’s salutoriain, and the six of us are top 2%, then who’s driving the bus?”
“so. did anyone do the calc homework?” *chorus of no’s* “you know, i don’t know why I even asked.”
“maybe if we all pretend we don’t know what we’re doing, he’ll move the calculus test.” “Honey, I don’t even need to pretend.”
My family tells of an ancient legend about two great dragon brothers - the Dragon of the North Wind and the Dragon of the South Wind. Together, they upheld balance and harmony in the heavens.
life goal: to not have a crush on anyone ever again
Will someone please tell me how Eridan's hair works?
What?
MGS:V Phantom Pain confirmed
I tried to make this poster more inclusive, so it didn’t erase anyone that utilizes Planned Parenthood.
It’s not my best work, but it’s a start.
#StandWithPP
Sorry, but selling aborted fetal tissue for a profit and lying about your website being taken down doesn’t really help your case, PP. Not to mention the costs for all of those are a bit high for being a “charity” place. They aren’t in this to be good people, they’re there to make an easy dollar.
“They’re not in this to make be good people, they’re in this to make an easy dollar.” The same could be said of the “Center for Medical Progress” which was the “organization” that produced the heavily edited videos and which started this witch hunt. There’s three donate buttons on their homepage alone.
I also haven’t seen legit evidence to the whole “PP took down their own site as a publicity stunt!”
PP has been in business for almost 100 years. They originally didn’t even do abortions, due to the danger it presented the patients. Now, legal abortion is 14x safer than child birth.
Also, I fixed my poorly edited poster above and created the one below. PP helps millions and you are throwing them under the bus when you support defunding Planned Parenthood.
Not to mention antifeministarmy if you were capable of doing proper research you would know that PP isn’t selling fetal tissue, they are charging organisations $30-$100 for storage and transportation. The organisations then use the fetal tissue (donated by the patient, WITH consent) to try and find cures and treatments for illnesses.
It’s embarrassing and sad that people don’t bother to do simple research. Oh no, PP is helping other organisations find cures and treatments that can save lives! How fucking evil of them.
At least PP can say they’re being more productive and useful than you ever will be. They help save lives or try to help others find treatments for make the lives of others more comfortable and you…cry on the internet about shit that’s not even true and spread misinformation. Well functioning member of society, you are.
-Allie
PP was the reason why, as an emancipated 16 year old minor with little money, I was able to get my necessary health care.
In a country that judges sexuality so strongly and makes girls afraid to seek assistance for everything from STD testing to just questions about sexuality, PP is a gift to this country. A fricken GIFT!
it was the fourth of july
So......
…..I am on the verge of being suspended from my one job…..
because….
a woman complained to both my manager and the store manager and the assistant store manager that I was being rude and ignoring her while I was on till and cashing her through because I wasn’t talking to her when she was talking to me……
I’m Deaf.
I have a sticker that I can put on my till and a pin that I put on my uniform that says DEAF so that people know. The packer who was packing up her groceries told her I was Deaf and her response to him was ‘She should learn to listen better if she is going to work in the service industry.’ My packer then tried to continue to explain to which the lady told him that it was still my responsibility to have a conversation with her if she wanted one and that instead of watching the screen to see if her groceries scanned through I should listen to the beeps that way I can talk to her.
3 times my packer explained to her that I physically am unable to hear and no matter what I won’t be able to pay attention to both what she is trying to tell me and to the computer to make sure all the groceries went through.
And still she complained.
And now because she complained to both the store managers and the front end manager they might have to put me on suspension for 3 days because of it.
What fucking bullshit audist society do we live in?????
Hell fucking no.
A lawsuit waiting to happen.
This is very aggravating.
Decency In The White House!
Brought to you by a Black American Family!
Phroyd
show me the lie though
^Not a damn one
stop making fun of boys for things that could trigger trans guys’ dysphoria
stop making fun of boys for the size of their genitals
stop making fun of boys for their height
stop making fun of boys for the pitch of their voice
stop making fun of boys for the size of their chest
stop making fun of boys based off assumptions that all boys are cis and can or want to live up to your gross expectations
How about don't make assumptions regardless of if they are trans or cis. Cis boys can have higher voices or be short and have more prominent chests and assuming they are trans because of it is also offensive. They are how they are and are perfect no matter what.
World’s cutest male spider does embarrassing dance to impress cutest female spider.
HOLY. SHIT.
AAAAAAAAA :3 :3 :3
pros of having unnaturally colored hair
no more bad hair days
you don’t have to dye it every 2 weeks who cares if the roots show no one thought your hair was naturally purple anyway
small children being completely fascinated and asking to pet your hair
old people on the bus staring like you’re satan incarnate
punks on the bus giving you appoving looks
you can match your hair to your outfit
also your nail polish
just
punk rock man
cons of having unnaturally colored hair
literally none
just dye your hair green already you know you want to
answer for ur zodiac in the tags
aries: favorite animal
taurus: favorite food
gemini: favorite board game
cancer: favorite color
leo: favorite movie
virgo: favorite song
libra: favorite place
scorpio: favorite scent
sagittarius: favorite holiday
capricorn: favorite drink
aquarius: favorite weather
pisces: favorite name
You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. From the side, you hear him.
“JUST DO IT”