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[its-teatime]

You are in a café with me, what tea do you order?

1. Rosehip tea: Which book did you love when you were younger? 2. Oolong tea: Which book series could you read again? 3. Rooibos: What is one of you favourite books? 4. Strawberry tea: Tell me about your first kiss, if you had one. 5. Apple tea: Tell me about your first break up, if you had one. 6. Earl Grey: Which countries have you visited? 7. Chai: Where do you want to travel next? 8. Darjeeling: What languages do you speak? 9. Hop tea: Do you have a favourite tea? Which one? 10. Herbal tea: Which person would you chose to travel the world with? 11. Nettle tea: Are you jealous on a person? Why? 12. Ice tea: Do you miss somebody? Why? 13. Yellow tea: What shampoo do you use? 14. Peppermint tea: What is your favourite gif at the moment? 15. Ceylon tea: Do you have a song you like, but have bad memories with? 16. Hibiscus tea: What is a song you can always hear? 17. Flowering tea: What is a movie you can always watch? 18. Pu-erh tea: What is a book you can recommend to others? 19. Turkish tea: What is your favourite cake? 20. Green tea: What was the first movie you saw in a cinema? 21. Blueberry-Muffin tea: Tell me a memory, which makes you smile. 22. Panda tea: Do you have pets? Which one? 23. Butter tea: Show / Tell me about one thing i your room you find awesome. 24. Hot chocolate: Do you have (a) stuffed animal(s) sitting in your room? Which one(s)? 25. 24 flavors: What is your favourite word? 26. Jasmin tea: Can you draw / paint? Wanna show me something? 27. Kombucha: What do you order on a pizza? 28. Cloud tea: Which movie do you want to watch next? 29. Gunpowder tea: If you had the chance: would you go to space? 30. Matcha: Bonus question of you choice! I might answer…

[racingmiku-deactivated20180707]

I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it

[azealiabanksy]

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

[azealiabanksy]

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

[poly-carbon-based-lifeform]

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

[lezziemanville]

This is what I’m here for.

[doctorcorby]

I double checked, this is true. It was in the NY Times.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

(Source)

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

Oh my gosh. 

“Each of the sisters renounced their vocation and left the church. In the intervening time, they have been outspoken about the church’s hardline stance against homosexuality. “God wants people happy, to live the love in the light of the sun,” Isabel reportedly told Italy’s La Stampa newspaper.”

To live the love in the light of the sun is the new go to wlw phrase of choice

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every time I say "it's x degrees it's so hot" and someone comes in and goes "THATS NOTHING ITS XX DEGREES HERE!"

shut the Fuck up I don’t care

[pianistical]

types of comments on youtube videos of classical music

i am the ghost of johann sebastian bach himself and i can tell every nuance of this music. one of the violists played the second sixteenth note on the third beat of measure 65 exactly 2.53 hertz sharp. absolutely appalling.

absolutely gorgeous. sublime. this brought tears to my eyes, cleared my skin, and solved all my life problems. thank you maestro for this gift.

i am actually only 2 years old and i am playing this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1

i simply love this piece and i love this version, but i think that the tempo is a tad too fast for my tastes. [53 comments later] what you state is true to a certain extent and in certain situations; however, i do believe that the true fallacy of this political ideology is tha-

i love how the composer artfully modulated to the peaceful flowing f major in bar 73 from a stormy c minor to give us a sense of security, all the while interweaving the second motif throughout the texture [insert detailed analysis of entire piece]

THIS PERSON’S/THESE PEOPLE’S TECHNIQUE IS FLAWLESS HOW ARE THEY EVEN HUMAN

feel free to add on

[hexaviolet]

I can’t believe you forgot the “who’s still listening to this in 2017” or the “I’m 10 and I listen to this, I was born in the wrong century”

[margeryunkempt]

Don’t forget the sacred music special edition™

“I’m an atheist but I like this music”

[opus72-deactivated20191003]

opera edition: 60 comment-long feud over whether the singer’s technique is irredeemable shit or not

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

violin concerto edition: 60 comment-long feud over whether the soloist’s technique is too robotic or not

[elly-fant]

baroque edition: 60 comment-long squabbling about ornamentation/instrument/articulation choice (or pronunciation if the piece involves voices)

[sopranoandthealtoclef]

How about the “this 8 year old plays this better than me what is my life”

[pianistical]

types of comments on youtube videos of classical music

i am the ghost of johann sebastian bach himself and i can tell every nuance of this music. one of the violists played the second sixteenth note on the third beat of measure 65 exactly 2.53 hertz sharp. absolutely appalling.

absolutely gorgeous. sublime. this brought tears to my eyes, cleared my skin, and solved all my life problems. thank you maestro for this gift.

i am actually only 2 years old and i am playing this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1

i simply love this piece and i love this version, but i think that the tempo is a tad too fast for my tastes. [53 comments later] what you state is true to a certain extent and in certain situations; however, i do believe that the true fallacy of this political ideology is tha-

i love how the composer artfully modulated to the peaceful flowing f major in bar 73 from a stormy c minor to give us a sense of security, all the while interweaving the second motif throughout the texture [insert detailed analysis of entire piece]

THIS PERSON’S/THESE PEOPLE’S TECHNIQUE IS FLAWLESS HOW ARE THEY EVEN HUMAN

feel free to add on

[youtubesagger]

[ewdontlookatthis-deactivated202]

History of the entire world I guess highlights

(in reference to the continents) “yeah it broke apart, don’t worry about it, happens all the time” same 

“sweet dank valley" 

“whoops half of Europe just died" 

“wait! said Christopher Columbus probably smoking crack" 

“damn, said amsterdam” *moment of silence to let the viewer think about that* 

“you could make a religion out of that” 

‘let’s overthrow the palace’ said robespierre, cutting everyone’s head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off- you could make a relig-no don't “ 

[fructoseguts-deactivated2016081]

#1: tortellini; it looks like j,ust pasta but usually theres meat or scheese insdie

[the-alpha-memer]

cashier: do you want the receipt?

me: yas bitch tell me everything

[skank-hunt-42-blog]

Some of many many attendees who have not yet been in contact with loved ones. Please share this, it doesn’t matter where you are in the world, it could reach the right person

[ashiisms]

on the grande concert tragedy.

my thoughts are with everyone affected by the Manchester Arena tragedy. please be safe, be respectful, and help out where you can. when reading up on this horrible incident, be sure to check your sources and to not believe unconfirmed rumors. only trust verified reports from officials and news outlets with a history of ethical reporting. be respectful of the families/victims and DO NOT attempt to politicize this until more is known. DO NOT donate to any gofundme’s or other fundraisers until an official one has been verified by authorities/the victims – unfortunately, a lot of horrible people like to scam good samaritans this way in the aftermath of these events.  many people are dead and even more are hurt. show COMMON DECENCY and BE GOOD to one another. there’s going to be a lot of broken hearts and mourning parents tonight. there’s going to be a lot of people in pain. keep THAT in mind before everything else. 

[thefandomimagine]

To anyone making fun of what's happened at Manchester.

Fuck off. I don’t give a rats ass if you don’t like Ariana Grande but this is a serious event and possible terrorist attack. So fuck off with your jokes about wanting to blow her up to or how you wish she had been, people have died and it’s absolutely disgusting if you think that what has happened is funny.

[belleswift17]

Attending a concert to see your idol is supposed to be a fun, happy and carefree place where you can get away, relax and be free with friends and fandom. A place where nothing bad happens.. My heart hurts right now 💔

[jessicacapshaw]

this tweet broke my heart. please keep her in your thoughts as she tries to deal with the inevitable guilt she is feeling even though none of this is her fault. keep the families of those who passed and were injured, the ones who came out alive but now have memories they should have never had…. keep them all in your thoughts. send out nothing but love.

[selenastaylors]