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[prokopetz]

Moral judgeyness aside, it’s just weird from a fandom perspective how a lot of popular VN franchises started out as niche porn that was later cleaned up for general audiences – there’s this whole aspect of the IP’s history that you have to awkwardly skirt around any time the subject comes up in polite company. Like, imagine if Batman’s first known appearance had been in an oddly high-budget Tijuana bible, and every time a comics industry thinkpiece wanted to name-check the iconic page depicting the first time he donned the cowl, they had to discreetly crop out the panel where he’s getting railed by Superman.

[synthetic-ultramarine]

there is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in “Dracula” do not know that they are characters in “Dracula.” 

[synthetic-ultramarine]

“The people in the village are warning me about a local legend called a ‘vampire’. How quaint. When I meet Count Dracula I shall have to ask him if he knows more about this peculiar superstition.”

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

“I never drink…. Wine…”

Some guy in 1893 reading Dracula for the first time: Huh.. What a strange fellow…why doesn’t he drink wine?

Me, reading in a time where Dracula is the most instantly recognizable villain in pop culture: LOL HE SURE DONT

[maxofs2d]

me when i go to the bakery but i didn’t speak clearly enough for the staff to understand what i was trying to order

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Auditory processing disorder

[lemonsharks]

conversations with my cats who are yelling

[the-amazingsaf]

Conversations with dogs and babies

[the-amazingsaf]

Someone is very happy I'm home! https://www.instagram.com/p/CioF-2QrQ-P/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[the-amazingsaf]

Everyone, meet Daryl the Dianoga! #starwars #dianoga https://www.instagram.com/p/Cik6nDuuARR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[the-amazingsaf]

Chilling at a wretched hive of scum and villainy! #moseisleycantina https://www.instagram.com/p/CifO9vTuhq4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[the-amazingsaf]

#yum https://www.instagram.com/p/CibGvNgL5tf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[the-amazingsaf]

Lunch at the #rainforestcafe!! First time is years! https://www.instagram.com/p/CiaesVpOxGU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[the-amazingsaf]

Security beanie is ON SO I'M READY TO FLY (Enjoy my weird #lazyeye) https://www.instagram.com/p/CiUhKrguq_T/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[the-amazingsaf]

On our way to Florida! #wootwoot https://www.instagram.com/p/CiUTTM3OZFn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[the-amazingsaf]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present, the (possibly second) oldest book in my house! #starwars #theempirestrikesback #marvelcomics https://www.instagram.com/p/Ch-yrFHrjCo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[the-amazingsaf]

8 cases of trades packed up! Now for the rest of the library! #comicbookcollection #bookworm #bookstagram #tpb #tradepaperback https://www.instagram.com/p/ChhtUEXu_fz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Idk what sonic.exe is but I just saw this on Twitter and this is wild

[the-amazingsaf]

As I lay here unable to sleep or breathe, I find myself wanting to ask.... Does anyone else remember these guys!? #pajamasam #freddifish https://www.instagram.com/p/CgJF3Tisay9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[catchymemes]

[tildytwo]

You can’t just post this and not link the soap.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLql9FhhOdRbMT9qcOEIePBd7GKwoG4-tk

[grouchythefish]

By “this guy” they mean Randall Park who has since had guest spots in a bunch of sitcoms, starred in Fresh Off the Boat and was in Ant Man and the Wasp.

[cheese-greater-official]

OK BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS I watched the whole thing and they don’t film seven episodes and then get caught they get caught like every episode and they just switch ikeas and it’s so funny every time they get caught they just roll with it I’m laughing so hard

[cheese-greater-official]

Umm so I’m back and how this fuck did I just realize it’s fuckxijg jimmy woo

[beckiboos]

OMFG

[bananas-andstuff]

I was thinking the same thing? lol like they just left his name off?

[everythingfox]