Greetings! I am Professor Ulmus G. Crapemyrtle and I've made this blog to catalogue and share my theories with the wider world!
I assume you have heard of the myth of the Mewtwo? It teaches us of hubris, of playing God and how hard we can fall. To most, simply a horror story of unimaginable cruelty resulting from a power fantasy destined to fail...
... But I *know* it's real, and I know I can PROVE it. Ever since I was a child, this myth entranced me. I became a geneticist because of this myth. You could say it "changed my brain chemistry" haha. I've proven myself in the field, I've persuaded the right people, I've secured the funds.
It's time to get started.
My Pokemon:
Mugo, Snover M: Shy little guy, mostly nonverbal even in pokespeak. He is such a good helper!!! He takes notes for me and helps me find my things when they go missing!
Desirée, Purrloin F: Dessie is a sassy one, but she's loyal and keeps me company.












