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“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

anarchistmemedistro

mentalhealthmemesofficial

modogoblin

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unpopularly-opinionated

I’ve come to realize that, as usual, England is to blame for why other races/cultures think all white people are a bunch of pansies when it comes to spice.

I’ve often wondered about it because, while yes we have those here who don’t like spice, the US has an insane amount of spicy food for a people made by white people, especially when we supposedly “can’t handle spice”.

But Popeyes? Yeah, Popeyes isn’t something I’d rank highly on the spice-level… Maybe slightly above black pepper, but definitely below even jalapeno. The fuck’s wrong with the Brits.

picsthatmakeyougohmm

me too

dirtymlpconfessions

slightmood

caught the bae sleepin

luminoldoll

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

slightmood

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

depsidase

heroofthreefaces

op timestamp says late thursday but i’m sure i’ve been seeing caps of the twitter thread for years

when are you getting a franchise in omaha, @tinymediaempire? when?

pedanther

The original twitter thread is from June 2019, although there’s been a recent update.

emeraldmercury

I want to eat here

unpopularly-opinionated

It’s funny because Portland used to have this food cart called the Grilled Cheese Grill which did all the fancy over-the-top 20-minute extras that they described. It went out a few years back I believe. Or at least one of them did because yeah, it had franchised. I won’t say it’s BS because their shit was good, but it definitely took a decent amount of time to make it so I see the appeal here.

zetrystan

Technically true.

zetrystan

He got the job.

zetrystan

He takes his job seriously.

zetrystan

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)!

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

zetrystan

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

sammi-fae

It got better!🥺💙

itsellanutella

The wolf in sheep’s clothing*

omghotmemes

See you in 1977

randomslasher

It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold.

raptorific

funniest thing would be if when Queen Elizabeth dies or steps down and Charles is all ready to assume the throne, here comes King Arthur, Excalibur in hand, sauntering back from Avalon like “oof what a nap! thanks for keeping the chair warm I’m back to be king again”

raptorific

like, given that “King Arthur isn’t actually dead, he’ll be back to be King again someday” is, like, an actual aspect of the legend and a thing that a lot of people purport to believe, has anyone ever actually tried it? showing up to buckingham palace claiming to be Arthur Pendragon, The Once And Future King, and assume the throne? does the british government have a protocol for checking whether someone claiming to be King Arthur actually is? does parliament have a secret picture of the Real Excalibur kept under lock and key, only viewed if someone claims to be King Arthur, that they can use to confirm or refute the identity of alleged Kings Arthur? if not, how do they deter every jackass with a sward from pretending to be him? does filing a false King Arthur report constitute treason?

lunetta-suzie-jewel

The rules are simple. “Arthur” has to show up with a sword. They give the sword to the Lady of the Lake, and if she throws it back to the claimant, he’s legit and gets to be king again.

pargolettasworld

So the test for King Arthur’s identity falls to the even less officially identifiable Lady of the Lake. No one can even agree on which Lady, or which lake, is the official one, much less how to tell if you’ve got The Lady of The Lake. All of which suggests that all you need to accomplish this is one (1) sword, a willing female acquaintance, and a nearby body of water.

There isn’t even any requirement for “Arthur” to catch the sword, so the Lady can just javelin an epee right at him.

lunetta-suzie-jewel

Well when you look at it that way, one might conclude that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.