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> now free, Jesterhaj swims around, and ends up finding Clownhaj's circus.

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. FUCK no.

> with anger in their eyes, they enter the (currently empty) circus.

DARIUS, YOU [????] [???????]!!

> for a while, they stay within the empty circus, shouting and making a mess, trying to find the Clownhaj.

Omg Jester hi!!! What are you doing here :3 it's been a while since I've seen you!

> the jester stops dead in their tracks, staring at Smahaj for a long minute.

What the hell are you doing here, stultus?

> the last word seems to be an insult.

Oh so close, you got the first letter right. I'm Smahaj, I don't know who that Stultus is, sorry :/

And for what I'm doing here, well I heard some noise so I was wondering what Clown was up to! So I came to check. Is this like... A bad time? I can come back later if you want

I was calling you an idiot.

> they sigh and roll their eyes

No, it's fine. I can't find that clown anywhere anyways.

Why are you looking for them?

To banish them from this world, too.

> Jesterhaj growls.

I can assure you, no matter how friendly or caring they may seem... That clown will turn on you the moment he can. He'll hurt everyone you care about and more. Cause as much damage as he can...

> their eyes glow a faint purple

Ye that ain’t happening hi smahaj hi jesterhaj please explain

Hello everyone I'm also here now

Shit. Uh, ask Blodhaj!

> they teleport away, disappearing instantly.

@blodhaj please explain

~ vwooshhhh

Me? I have no idea what your talking about. It's probably some imposter, considering jester doesn't seem like the kind to run away. Did you check your void that had/has them in it?

Did you really think I’d be fooled by a clone? What could have possibly compelled you to let jesterhaj escape?

First of all, I stand by the fact that the one out here is the clone. Secondly, if I did do the thing you're accusing me of, I would not have to tell you, since whatever authority you think you have, doesn't apply to someone of my position.

And what position is that

The guardian, calamity mitigator, and territorial authority of this planet, since the first drop of water touched it's surface.

And how does freeing the being who attempted to kill the hajar mitigate calamity exactly?

Firstly, my presence alone mitigates calamity in my territory, earthquakes that destroyed cites would've split the planet, wildfires that burned down forests would have ignited the atmosphere, volcanos that destroyed cities would've covered the planet's sky in an ashy night for decades.

But that isn't the point. If I released that jester, it would've been because maybe I'm thinking of a bigger picture than simply damning enemies to an eternal void. Either way, considering the jester that's running around, fake or not, is running away from you meaning they'll be too scared to cause real trouble.

Speaking of which, is that what you do to all your problems? Banish them instead of dealing with them?

#Blahajverse #blahajverselore #hajverselore

Hmmmm…. That is actually a good point

fine, Blodhaj, I will consider it. For now, I will allow jesterhaj’s freedom. Know, however, that I will be watching them.

Arohaj disappears

> now free, Jesterhaj swims around, and ends up finding Clownhaj's circus.

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. FUCK no.

> with anger in their eyes, they enter the (currently empty) circus.

DARIUS, YOU [????] [???????]!!

> for a while, they stay within the empty circus, shouting and making a mess, trying to find the Clownhaj.

Omg Jester hi!!! What are you doing here :3 it's been a while since I've seen you!

> the jester stops dead in their tracks, staring at Smahaj for a long minute.

What the hell are you doing here, stultus?

> the last word seems to be an insult.

Oh so close, you got the first letter right. I'm Smahaj, I don't know who that Stultus is, sorry :/

And for what I'm doing here, well I heard some noise so I was wondering what Clown was up to! So I came to check. Is this like... A bad time? I can come back later if you want

I was calling you an idiot.

> they sigh and roll their eyes

No, it's fine. I can't find that clown anywhere anyways.

Why are you looking for them?

To banish them from this world, too.

> Jesterhaj growls.

I can assure you, no matter how friendly or caring they may seem... That clown will turn on you the moment he can. He'll hurt everyone you care about and more. Cause as much damage as he can...

> their eyes glow a faint purple

Ye that ain’t happening hi smahaj hi jesterhaj please explain

Hello everyone I'm also here now

Shit. Uh, ask Blodhaj!

> they teleport away, disappearing instantly.

@blodhaj please explain

~ vwooshhhh

Me? I have no idea what your talking about. It's probably some imposter, considering jester doesn't seem like the kind to run away. Did you check your void that had/has them in it?

Did you really think I’d be fooled by a clone? What could have possibly compelled you to let jesterhaj escape?

And what position is that

The guardian, calamity mitigator, and territorial authority of this planet, since the first drop of water touched it's surface.

And how does freeing the being who attempted to kill the hajar mitigate calamity exactly?

> now free, Jesterhaj swims around, and ends up finding Clownhaj's circus.

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. FUCK no.

> with anger in their eyes, they enter the (currently empty) circus.

DARIUS, YOU [????] [???????]!!

> for a while, they stay within the empty circus, shouting and making a mess, trying to find the Clownhaj.

Omg Jester hi!!! What are you doing here :3 it's been a while since I've seen you!

> the jester stops dead in their tracks, staring at Smahaj for a long minute.

What the hell are you doing here, stultus?

> the last word seems to be an insult.

Oh so close, you got the first letter right. I'm Smahaj, I don't know who that Stultus is, sorry :/

And for what I'm doing here, well I heard some noise so I was wondering what Clown was up to! So I came to check. Is this like... A bad time? I can come back later if you want

I was calling you an idiot.

> they sigh and roll their eyes

No, it's fine. I can't find that clown anywhere anyways.

Why are you looking for them?

To banish them from this world, too.

> Jesterhaj growls.

I can assure you, no matter how friendly or caring they may seem... That clown will turn on you the moment he can. He'll hurt everyone you care about and more. Cause as much damage as he can...

> their eyes glow a faint purple

Ye that ain’t happening hi smahaj hi jesterhaj please explain

Hello everyone I'm also here now

Shit. Uh, ask Blodhaj!

> they teleport away, disappearing instantly.

@blodhaj please explain

~ vwooshhhh

Me? I have no idea what your talking about. It's probably some imposter, considering jester doesn't seem like the kind to run away. Did you check your void that had/has them in it?

Did you really think I’d be fooled by a clone? What could have possibly compelled you to let jesterhaj escape?

And what position is that

> now free, Jesterhaj swims around, and ends up finding Clownhaj's circus.

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. FUCK no.

> with anger in their eyes, they enter the (currently empty) circus.

DARIUS, YOU [????] [???????]!!

> for a while, they stay within the empty circus, shouting and making a mess, trying to find the Clownhaj.

Omg Jester hi!!! What are you doing here :3 it's been a while since I've seen you!

> the jester stops dead in their tracks, staring at Smahaj for a long minute.

What the hell are you doing here, stultus?

> the last word seems to be an insult.

Oh so close, you got the first letter right. I'm Smahaj, I don't know who that Stultus is, sorry :/

And for what I'm doing here, well I heard some noise so I was wondering what Clown was up to! So I came to check. Is this like... A bad time? I can come back later if you want

I was calling you an idiot.

> they sigh and roll their eyes

No, it's fine. I can't find that clown anywhere anyways.

Why are you looking for them?

To banish them from this world, too.

> Jesterhaj growls.

I can assure you, no matter how friendly or caring they may seem... That clown will turn on you the moment he can. He'll hurt everyone you care about and more. Cause as much damage as he can...

> their eyes glow a faint purple

Ye that ain’t happening hi smahaj hi jesterhaj please explain

Hello everyone I'm also here now

Shit. Uh, ask Blodhaj!

> they teleport away, disappearing instantly.

@blodhaj please explain

~ vwooshhhh

Me? I have no idea what your talking about. It's probably some imposter, considering jester doesn't seem like the kind to run away. Did you check your void that had/has them in it?

Did you really think I’d be fooled by a clone? What could have possibly compelled you to let jesterhaj escape?

> now free, Jesterhaj swims around, and ends up finding Clownhaj's circus.

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. FUCK no.

> with anger in their eyes, they enter the (currently empty) circus.

DARIUS, YOU [????] [???????]!!

> for a while, they stay within the empty circus, shouting and making a mess, trying to find the Clownhaj.

Omg Jester hi!!! What are you doing here :3 it's been a while since I've seen you!

> the jester stops dead in their tracks, staring at Smahaj for a long minute.

What the hell are you doing here, stultus?

> the last word seems to be an insult.

Oh so close, you got the first letter right. I'm Smahaj, I don't know who that Stultus is, sorry :/

And for what I'm doing here, well I heard some noise so I was wondering what Clown was up to! So I came to check. Is this like... A bad time? I can come back later if you want

I was calling you an idiot.

> they sigh and roll their eyes

No, it's fine. I can't find that clown anywhere anyways.

Why are you looking for them?

To banish them from this world, too.

> Jesterhaj growls.

I can assure you, no matter how friendly or caring they may seem... That clown will turn on you the moment he can. He'll hurt everyone you care about and more. Cause as much damage as he can...

> their eyes glow a faint purple

Ye that ain’t happening hi smahaj hi jesterhaj please explain

Hello everyone I'm also here now

Shit. Uh, ask Blodhaj!

> they teleport away, disappearing instantly.

@blodhaj please explain

golds-fishbowl

Blahaj wishes you a Happy Jaws 50th Anniversary

> now free, Jesterhaj swims around, and ends up finding Clownhaj's circus.

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. FUCK no.

> with anger in their eyes, they enter the (currently empty) circus.

DARIUS, YOU [????] [???????]!!

> for a while, they stay within the empty circus, shouting and making a mess, trying to find the Clownhaj.

Omg Jester hi!!! What are you doing here :3 it's been a while since I've seen you!

> the jester stops dead in their tracks, staring at Smahaj for a long minute.

What the hell are you doing here, stultus?

> the last word seems to be an insult.

Oh so close, you got the first letter right. I'm Smahaj, I don't know who that Stultus is, sorry :/

And for what I'm doing here, well I heard some noise so I was wondering what Clown was up to! So I came to check. Is this like... A bad time? I can come back later if you want

I was calling you an idiot.

> they sigh and roll their eyes

No, it's fine. I can't find that clown anywhere anyways.

Why are you looking for them?

To banish them from this world, too.

> Jesterhaj growls.

I can assure you, no matter how friendly or caring they may seem... That clown will turn on you the moment he can. He'll hurt everyone you care about and more. Cause as much damage as he can...

> their eyes glow a faint purple

Ye that ain’t happening hi smahaj hi jesterhaj please explain

> You hear an echoing inside your mind

Hello Jester, I've put up an illusion of you standing still, would you like to talk? negotiate perhaps?

- @blodhaj

> the jester's fins perk up.

Blodhaj? Get the hell out of my brain!

> they then stop and consider

Can you get me out of here? If not, then we have nothing to talk about.

I may have a way… But first, what is your actual name, then I'll tell you mine. Let's cut through the red tape.

> this seems to slightly anger the shark

Why, you some kind of fae? There's no way you're getting my real name.

Of kinds, sure, but I didn't ask for your name, I was questioning what it was, and offered to tell you my name in response. I have used no wording that would allow me to take it. Caution is understandable though.

...and why do you want to know my real name? It's doesn't really get used. I'm just Jesterhaj for most.

It can increase the potency of deals. I'm assuming you want a deal to get out of here?

And it's not as if you're risking much, since I said I was going to say mine after.

Alright, you go first then.

Fine, my true name is GHKM, pronounced ǵʰeh₂-kh₂em or gya-kam.

Yours is?

Hm, I guess that's a pretty cool name. My real name is..

> they sigh

Vivian Noxius. Given to me by [REDACTED]

~vwooschchtchsh

> a shadowy humanoid with hazy outline and glowing red eyes appears in front of Vivian, the eyes color quickly shift to a deep indescribable purple.

Ah, it's been so long since I put my full control into one of my bodies, but you seemed important enough to not use a figurehead as a proxy. Now, what do you wish to offer in exchange for your freedom?

Odd..

> they think for a moment

I can give you access to information about hypno magic, and even full brainwashing.

Hm. While that sounds good, I have to both get you out and replace you with a fake so you're not immediately recaptured. And that requires very specific a very specific type of body. How about that covers getting you out, but your replacement costs a monthly sacrifice, in my name, of a creature with a soul. If you stop, you consent to giving me one free hit, and vice versa if I stop faking with a replacement. Deal?

Huh. And does the sacrifice still count if I use a soul from a destroyed world? Just the soul, they don't really have bodies anymore

> they chuckle

Yes, that's actually preferable if anything.

So do we have a deal?

We have a deal.

> they smile, their sharp teeth reflecting a light that isn't there

> the haze of the outline pulses ever so slightly

Good, the deal is sealed!

> the chest of the shadowy humanoid bends and twist until a glowing pink portal appears on its chest.

Just step on through and drop of the knowledge of hypno magic on the other side.

> they squint their eyes for a moment but go inside. A large, thick book is forming from pink and blue fog in their hand/fin

Ah, there we go

> the chest portal closes and the figure's eyes shift back to red. The outline sharpens, matching that of the jester. Hues swirl and shift along the body, finally stopping on a perfect replica of Vivian Noxius.

[Smokescreen Illusion Ended]

•———•

~ vwoooshtchtchch

> Another shadowy hazy figure meets you as you step out of the portal, their eyes shifting to the same shade of purple. You appear to be in some sort of deep underwater cave.

'Tis a pleasure doing business with you. Hand over the book then all will be left are your monthly payments.

> they smile

Pleasure doing business with you, GHKM.

> they hand the book to the shadowy figure

Ah, 'Hypno Magic for Dummies! by ████████' interesting

> they ruffle through the pages.

Huh, good read, I'll add it to my collection of their works.

> they push the book into their chest and it vanishes inward

Alright, yell if you need anything, but you're free to leave now. Remember to keep up on your payments…

Of course. I'll see you!

> they disappear into a thin cloud of pink fog

Hello what’s going on I see you jesterhaj get back here

speaking from experience, doing a haj is great, you should try it

NO NO NO NO DO NOT SEX !!! NO SEX WITH HAJ!!!!! BAD BAD BAD BAD

mr-craig-gone-inside

ive tried it a few times before, not great and now theres holes in my blahajs that i dont know how to patch.

edit: its mr gay sex here i posted this on the wront account

NO MISTER GAY SEX NO WHY WJY WHY BAF

garaged0g

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT THE PILGRIMAGE TO MECCA???

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

ms-gay-sex

what have i created

a shit show of a post

Do not the haj

Alright gays I’m doing a thing

and by that I mean a note game

1 note- haiiii you’re the first person

50 notes- I’ll try to be online less

75 notes- I’ll ask my dad for noise canceling headphones

100 notes- I’ll ask my mom if I can get more feminine clothes

500 notes- I’ll start trying to accommodate for my depression better

750 notes- I’ll come out to my friends (at least the ones who I care about)

1k notes- I’ll come out my oldest brother

2k notes- I’ll talk to my mom about my problems

3k notes- I’ll talk to my dad about them

4k- I’ll come out to my mom

5k notes- come out to my dad

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elvonda-odysley

Whoa Mama The Elvisverse shall contribute

@godzilla-elvis @escaperoomelvis @emo-presley @elvis-pretzel-offical @elviritch-horrors @drowning-elvis @death-elvis-official @stitch-elvis @shifting-mound-of-elvii

porcelain-sage-deactivated20250

GOD DAMN IT

The elvisverse continum but just 1 cuz this is the only one ik

@elvis-official

do not tag elvis official

wheezecheese

How about I get @regnbagshaj to summon the blahajverse?

babe thank you but also how dare you

wheezecheese

I always gotta do what's right for my parter, dear

thank you

mwah

wheezecheese

Y'knowwwww if we flirt undeser this post we give it a ton of notes.

anyways

GIRL MELTY TEXT GO

Good Girl~

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VENGENCE FOR ALLWAYS TAGGING ME

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Blåhaj blast time

@regnbagshaj you have the list right

zhewhoisfate

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

thembofication

אני אוהב אותך!!!

zhewhoisfate

Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,

1989nihil

guess, what @rovermcfly?

https://at.tumblr.com/spyld/speak-your-language-day/czjxygdt8j1k

ilov3b00kss0much

also Hebrew jump scare unfortunately op is deactivated but I was like OMG עברית

shark-tranny

how is “your language” defined

redmegarex

your first language learned probably

shark-tranny

hmm

i learned two first

Well hello there! My deepest apologies for not saying hello sooner! I am the Guldhaj, I hope you have a wonderful time here in the blahajverse.

@thedivineguldhaj

Hi!

I was having a good time, until @the-arohaj trapped me in a void.

Oh my! that doesn't sound very good. Do you maybe know why they did that?

I tried to kill the other hajs with a lot of fire :)

Oh. Then, yes, i see why they did that. I would do something to make the seal more permanent, but i think that is enough for now.

Don't worry, I'll be out of here soon!

Well, i hope you have learnt your lesson. Please do not try anything like that again.

I will try it again! Very quickly after I come back!

Don’t worry @thedivineguldhaj, we’re the only two that can get through it

I suppose we are.. Good job on trapping them, by the way.

thank you Guldhaj

Well hello there! My deepest apologies for not saying hello sooner! I am the Guldhaj, I hope you have a wonderful time here in the blahajverse.

@thedivineguldhaj

Hi!

I was having a good time, until @the-arohaj trapped me in a void.

Oh my! that doesn't sound very good. Do you maybe know why they did that?

I tried to kill the other hajs with a lot of fire :)

Oh. Then, yes, i see why they did that. I would do something to make the seal more permanent, but i think that is enough for now.

Don't worry, I'll be out of here soon!

Well, i hope you have learnt your lesson. Please do not try anything like that again.

I will try it again! Very quickly after I come back!

Don’t worry @thedivineguldhaj, we’re the only two that can get through it

Well hello there! My deepest apologies for not saying hello sooner! I am the Guldhaj, I hope you have a wonderful time here in the blahajverse.

@thedivineguldhaj

Hi!

I was having a good time, until @the-arohaj trapped me in a void.

Oh my! that doesn't sound very good. Do you maybe know why they did that?

I tried to kill the other hajs with a lot of fire :)

Oh. Then, yes, i see why they did that. I would do something to make the seal more permanent, but i think that is enough for now.

Don't worry, I'll be out of here soon!

Well, i hope you have learnt your lesson. Please do not try anything like that again.

I will try it again! Very quickly after I come back!

Don’t worry @thedivineguldhaj, we’re the only two that can get through it

who are the other gods? does one happen to be a jester

Do not speak of jesters around me if you value your freedom.

Ooo, such thought in that sentence, also, hey, how you doing?

I'm doing well! As long as that dumb. Jester. Stays trapped, I'm doing amazingly!

The Jester is well dumb indeed, don't get into trouble, okay?

I won't get into trouble! You stay out of trouble too, I like you.

Don't "stay trouble like" I asked for no trouble, Don't stay trouble like just "won't trouble", i like you too bud, though you're a bit too optimistic.

Someone's gotta be optimistic in this world! And I'm more than happy to be that guy!

Okay, also, the world isn't going to be optimistic. Find happiness from something else.

"I will be!"

#normal arohaj #arohaj

who are the other gods? does one happen to be a jester

Do not speak of jesters around me if you value your freedom.

anyway whos the third

A mime by the name is Stella. She was kind. I miss her.

alr. well if I'm thinking of the same person the uh... third one wont be bothering you anymore

I'm confused. You... You know of the others?

I know very well one of them. they tried to kill all of the hajar and a bunch of fish during what they called "The Entertainer's Show". I had to deal with them. they're no longer an issue.

I do not know Stella

...oh. so Vivi was here too.

yes, but not anymore. they are trapped now in the void between universes. I can bring you to them if youd like

No, they can rot in that void. Uhm, that got a bit dark, let's change the subject!