A Mildly Wild Basic

There's no drama in a PB&J sandwich.

[dennys]

He devoted his whole life to the practice of Carrate lest he be chopped up himself… and served on a salad.

[bidoof]

You can lead a horse to water

But you can’t drink a horse

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

*apologizes for being distant* *apologizes for being affectionate*

[tiaraturnabout]

*apologizes in general*

[yo-its-matt]

*apologizes for apologizing*

[felloffthebeatenpath-deactivate]

House of Leaves in a Nutshell

Karen Green: There’s something wrong with this house, Navy, can we move?

Will Navidson: It’s too late, I’ve already started filming

[thegoodvybe]

[wow4any]

[champagnepapucho-deactivated201]

[animals-lovers]

[lazyyogi]

The world is won by those who let it go.

Lao Tzu (via lazyyogi)

[philosophybits]

It is necessary to the happiness of man, that he be mentally faithful to himself. Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe.

Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason (via philosophybits)

[lazyyogi]

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (via lazyyogi)

[ceejles]

This show got me upside down

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[foodisscrummy]

[wnq-anonymous]

Don’t stress yourself out with things you can’t control or change.

Anonymous (via wordsnquotes)

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[advanced-procrastination]

A normal waffle house

[surprisebitch]

is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm

[ferait]

WE’RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE EYEBALL ON THAT MAN’S PLATE??

[reallycoolsoup]

It be like that at waffle House

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

The blind old guy has fish gills

[annlarimer]

HAVE NONE OF YOU BEEN TO A WAFFLE HOUSE? 

[stark-raven-mad]

Ok what about the fact that the blind guy is reading a newspaper? And what up with the second guy sitting at the counter, his face is weird

[cats-and-birds8775]

It’s a normal Waffle House

[stark-raven-mad]

So it’s normal for a pie to be bleeding?

[englishmajorhumor]