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[anxietyproblem]

[ifelllikeastar]

Sam Elliott

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[ritikajyala]

There'll be a moment when you realise you're 27 when yesterday you were just 17; and you wouldn't be able to tell how a decade passed away and your life got divided into before and afters. The fury of youth will subdue and nothing will really change but everything will feel different when you look at old photographs and blurry videos taken on cheap mobile phones. Scents will remind you of childhood and certain friends you don't talk to anymore, hangouts will become reunions and mom's burnt pie will become the best food you ever had. And I know on some days you won't be able to show anything of those 10 years but I hope you remember to breathe, and let go of the knot in your chest. I hope you go out in the sun and live a little, because tomorrow is 37.

Edit- I added the visualizer for this piece on my YT, check it out here

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The Flesh I Burned

[funnytwittertweets]

[vexeia]

[thewhumpvault]

It’s a new day, and I’m still bitter af about Warner Bros ruining the Lethal Weapon TV series.

[omghotmemes]

We’re more confused the longer we look at it

[whitepeopletwitter]

A large problem is that most people have no concept of size. They think 150k is close to or on par with the people in the billions. It’s not

[hugtherocks]

If you made $15/hr, and were able to keep every cent, and worked 24/7 every day, it would take you 1 year and 7 weeks to accumulate $150k.

With the same scenario, it would take you 7,610 years to accumulate $1 billion.

[harperhug]

A quick internet search shows that podiatrists, pediatricians, and anaesthetic nurses make $150k on average. The people who make sure you can walk, who take care of children, who prepare you for surgery? Yeah I’m OK with them making a lot of money.

[swan2swan]

Also if you become clearer about the distinction you won’t have people who make 150k a year getting defensive

[sustancy]

[inferior]

[twentythousandvolts]

i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????

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[simpsons-latino]

[420stuffs]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

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[bisexualwario]

they should invent water for men

[doubleca5t]

Good news OP

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

While this is a funny joke, as far as I'm aware this company is actually pretty cool, and the purpose behind the Liquid Death (sparkling or still) water is quite wholesome.

Part of the reason for it being a tallboy is that aluminum cans are more recyclable than water bottles, potentially infinitely so, while water bottles either have a limited amount of recyclability potential or aren't actually recyclable at all.

The other reason is to literally make it more fun and appealing to drink something other than alcohol at concert venues. Part of getting over addiction or even getting away from a culture that is doing you harm is, in the US at least, heavily associated with becoming "no fun". The idea here is to make water as fun in terms of packaging as alcohol, so people who are going sober, who can't drink, or who are the Designated Driver don't have to feel like they're relegated to the "no fun zone" forever and still get to order something with a silly name. We had these at my brother's wedding as an alcohol alternative and tbh it was really neat.

From the Liquid Death website:

"Most products in the health and wellness space are all marketed with “aspirational” fitness models and airbrushed celebrities. And many of us are tired of it. Why should unhealthy products be the only brands with “permission” to be loud, fun, and weird? And let's be honest, almost all marketing and branding is just theater. So we’re going to treat our theater like a movie theater and have more fun with it."

So yeah! If you want a neat alternative to buying bottled water, this isn't a bad alternative. Also, if you feel like you miss the feeling of opening a can of beer and drinking one, especially with carbonation, this could help curb the urge without having to substitute soda.

[krakenartificer]

Oh. So it was a stand against single use plastic, alcoholism culture, and eating disorders disguised as fitness.

saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[bodyfeeling]

you can tell the average age of this site has been steadily increasing because posts like this wouldn't get this many notes in 2017