stuff and things

my name is Candace i like spoopy things and cats and like 15-20 people

[sixpenceee]

Nothing special - just a dog walking his shark | source

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m in a group chat with my parents

[margonite-seer]

I surely can't be the only one in this

[twistcmyk]

[thealphapigeon]

If staff wasnt full of cowards theyd keep the current logo and slap shitty pngs over it to keep it seasonal here are some examples

[valtsv]

clear my schedule for the rest of the week. i just listened to a song on my playlist i haven't played since i graduated high school and now i need to recover from my agonies.

[funnytwittertweets]

[jadewolfe]

My GOD the twitter drama is exploding. As of today, here are a couple updates for anyone interested:

The "insulin is free" tweet from the fake-verified Eli Lilly account tanked the company's stock, along with the stocks for two other major BioTech firms, by up to 4%

The "we're suspending arms sales to Saudi Arabia, the United States, et al" tweet from a fake-verified Lockheed Martin account tanked Lockheed's stock today

Since 8:00AM this morning there has been a tweet claiming Elon Musk was starting a program called "Elon's Tots" wherein he would pay off people's student loans

Numerous politicians and pundits have been targeted by trolls leveraging verified accounts to fuck with their public images, and many of them aren't being addressed nearly as fast as the fake-verified Elon Musk accounts

Twitter is allegedly worth 1/4 of what Elon bought it for

Tesla's stock has allegedly fallen by 50%

Elon has said Twitter may have to declare bankrupty

lmao

[evilwizard]

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: buy a weather balloon, fill it with helium, duct tape knives to it, and release it

[emotion-xp]

Is this magic?

[evilwizard]

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: no more quastions

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Source

[iitsnotme-123]

Tumblr should make different colors of verified checkmark

[iitsnotme-123]

maybe even… give them as achievements…

[i-am-a-magikarp]

ID: A series of checkmarks aligned into two columns, each has a different color.

The first one in the left column is the burgundy check mark. It would be given for being on Tumblr for 1 year.

The second one is a bronze . it would be given for the 2 year mark.

The third one is gold. It would be given for having a post go viral (and suffering).

The fourth one is a grey. It would be given for blocking 1,000 blogs.

The fifth is a olive. It would be given for being mutuals with 10 blogs.

The sixth is a jade. It would be given at the 3 year mark.

The seventh is a teal. It would be given for having a post be stolen and put on another social media.

The eighth is a cerulean. It would be given once you are blocked by 1,000 blogs.

The ninth is a indigo. It would be given once you have a post be reblogged by Haiku bot.

The tenth is a purple. It would be given at the 5 year point.

The eleventh is a violet. It would be given once you get kungpowpenis'ed.

The twelfth, and final mark, is a fuchsia, and it signifies that you have been on Tumblr for 10+ years. END ID I like this idea! @staffs-secret-blog @staff you guys should get on this

[theunfairfolk]

WIZARD POST: hey why the FUCK did i just get hit by a bunch of falling knives

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[ohhthereuare]

naming my son hugh which is actually short for hughbris

[theballgame]

if psychic Pokemon glow like in the anime when they use their telekinesis or whatever I bet that like at least once a week their trainer sees them glowing with no floating item in sight and have to be like “WHAT ARE YOU FLOATING? WHAT DO YOU HAVE” like when your cat is chewing something you didn’t feed them

[funnytwittertweets]

[jojostory]

Some people say that cats don't make expressions but you can see the thoughts in this boy's head plain as day

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