Things I like:
-looking hot
-buying stuff they cannot
-drinking hard
-maxing dad’s credit card
-skipping gym
-scaring her
-screwing him
-killer clothes
-kICKING NERDS IN THE noSE

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Things I like:
-looking hot
-buying stuff they cannot
-drinking hard
-maxing dad’s credit card
-skipping gym
-scaring her
-screwing him
-killer clothes
-kICKING NERDS IN THE noSE
Shadow the hedgehog: *breathes*
Me:
if i tell her that i love him, she’d be silently resigned, he’d be mine.
@variative
Me @ my bffs
The squip
I have no words that could possibly make this any better.
my gf who has minimal knowledge of the Pokemon world likes to nickname my Pokemon for me
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book
can we make this an ask meme?
reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox
THE LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I GOT A BORDERLINE FANFIC SO SCREW IT
I didn’t realize this was something that I wanted/needed.
And I know some of you guys are incredible writers gogogogo please <3
Please? ))
(((for mod)))
Please?
This would be so cool
((Eyyy ))
Please???
For mun
where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car
Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!
That’s the thing we imagine running along side us while in a car ride.
me finding out Be More Chill is coming to NYC with most of the original cast reprising their roles AND Will Roland as Jeremy Heere
Squip: You cant just listen. You have to obey.
Me: Yes, daddy.
Me as fuck
why the fuck did you give breakfast to his cheating lying self? you could have saved that for yourself. a new life requires calories
all the way from london, damn
THAT ONE SCENE IN MOR
From your sister, who is always by your side.
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”