Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
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AnasAbdin
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Mike Driver
cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
todays bird
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Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
styofa doing anything
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Remarkably Bright Creatures dir. Olivia Newman | 2026
“Secrets are everywhere. Some humans are crammed full of them. How do they not explode? It seems to be a hallmark of the human species: abysmal communication skills.” ― Shelby Van Pelt, Remarkably Bright Creatures
Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼
thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry
ohhhh my god
”#I LOVE that the comic keeps the lens on Calvin’s dad to the degree of not even showing Calvin’s excited face when his dad surprises him, #You can see the joy and excitement of the moment in his pose and reflected in his dad’s expression, #it’s a great little artistic decision, #I realized what gets me about it it’s the hat covering his dad’s head and hair so the dad just looks like Calvin. #you don’t HAVE to show Calvin! You already see him in the dad becoming a kid for a moment you only have to draw that once”
what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs
i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names
my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them
framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse
Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower
that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.
I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah
phrasing of this is taking me out
Harder to crucify a being with eight legs
#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins
you can’t just leave this in the tags
They make me sick btw
PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)
Wishing everyone a very Happy Earth Day with Stratt, who always put Earth first! 🌏🌱
Grace fancam
We're, uh, clock bros.
I’m sorry WHEN did he do this
Screeeeeching
Looking
She’s a bug
Yep, that's a bug!
do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat
polite bubby.png
ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats
Hi sorry I saw a transparent jpeg and immediately put your cat in a situation hope that's cool
WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benton & Carter: *rarely physically affectionate in the show, only happens on rare occasions to emphasize importance*
Meanwhile, the actors in real life:
Somehow I didn’t ever look closely at what’s going on behind George Clooney in the final image. Absolute shenanigans
the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket
fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee
#Crushing On Your Co-worker Since Day One Be Like
One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:
It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and
Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.
Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car
