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Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

dontwannabeaphyrexianidiot

spin-the-wheel-polls

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

#you randomly scream #ok so i have tourettes/autism variant.#people tend not to be nice about this stuff #better hope than “random” means “infrequent”

trangoldin

source

#SCREAM #😂

jelloapocalypse

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

#bad.

spin-the-wheel-polls

You have just lost use of this random kitchen item/ implement how screwed are you in terms of cooking?

https://wheelofnames.com/ry4-3s4

The wheel is completed but if you the mod want to change it at all feel free and I couldn't figure out how to get the link to work properly even un-anoned.

Thanks, have a nice day and drink some water

You have just lost use of this random kitchen item/implement!

how screwed are you in terms of cooking?

I'm not screwed at all surprisingly!

I'm fine because I never use this

It'll be annoying but I'm fine

I'M SO SCREWED. SO SCREWED.

results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 11 hours

#frying pan #i mean. it's not as convenient. but you can do the same task in a pot.#so im fine.

thesensories

the_cheeky_seedling on insta

onlyhereforthefandomandgiggles

Hoja blooming

#pop! pop!#:)

paparaxote

like a teaspoon, i mean, he is pretty short

#x-men

onlytiktoks

unclefathersantateddy

Oh my god????

Oh my god.

#bob's burgers

wizardarchetypes

had a stress dream last night that maggie and i adopted a standard poodle and very quickly it began tearing our lives apart and had energy and physical ability we simply could NOT cope with and then the veterinarian called and was like "we got your dog's DNA results back" (nonsense plot bc this is a dream) "your poodle is actually not fully poodle. even thought it looks exactly like a poodle in every way, it's actually 80% belgian malinois." and i was like oh we are fucked

wizardarchetypes

i need u to understand it looked like the most poodle poodle possible. i love dreams. the vet said "you have a malinois" and this was the dog:

#incredible #dogs

slopforhogs

Juvenile collared peccary (Dicotyles tajacu/Pecari tajacu) bottle feeding

(x)

#look at this thing

lesvegas

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

#scream

apolladay

Where did you get your first gray hair?

* scalp

* eyebrows

* sideburns

* mustache

* beard

*torso

* armpits

* arms

* pubic area

* legs

* somewhere else

* not gray button

Where did you get your first gray hair?

scalp

eyebrows

sideburns

mustache

beard

torso

armpits

arms

pubic area

legs

somewhere else

I haven't yet/results

Remaining time: 2 hours 39 minutes

#i got my first grey hair at age 4 and you know what #it was great. i dont have to care about the next one #i got a few more in my 20s and it made such a little impression i dont remember when #my mom was the one who found the first and was like “i had to work 30 years for mine!”#which was very sweet because it made it feel special

cowboyhatesithere

Enough about favorite books. What’s a book you read and absolutely hated? The book you’ve got a bone to pick with.

#with the caveat that a) i don't get all the way through books i dislike and b) just bc i dont like it doesn't mean other people shouldnt #i HATE gideon the ninth. and Cal Newport (i tried multiple of his works and wow! what a loathsome human being!)#Six of Crows also.

genderkoolaid

as a lover of historical fiction and art about women and horny art and silly art i am so so into this premise. everyone can't stop being like "ohh his is dick made of wood too" it's magic dumbass. i am obsessed with how this sounds like an obscure medieval european folk tale. peter dinklage plays a basketmaker with the power to bring life to inanimate objects for an spinste's sexual pleasure. suspend your disbelief about his cock and have a little fun

genderkoolaid

and the leading lady is played by a woman whose gay man. perfect movie perhaps

genderkoolaid

for those who haven't seen the trailer.

genderkoolaid

#I assume his dick is ribbed for her pleasure and well-lacquered#like yes I assume the wicker guy who is ostentatiously 100% wicker everywhere we can see also has a wicker dick#I also assume a basket-making wizard who can make a whole-ass articulated dude out of wicker in one month#while *also* keeping up with his bill-paying day-job baskets#knows how to make a dick where none of the pokery is anywhere near the jiggery#sorry to everyone who's only seen shitty big-box store baskets that are made out of spite and neoliberalism#his dong is wicker and also perfectly fit for purpose#wicker? I hardly knew her! etc.

beautiful + true tags from @tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

#oh that's delightful #hey peony! come look!#peony tag

sobcat

sorry I'm busy tomorrow i have to reinvent the wheel

parawyrm

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