Part squid, Part frog

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[electrikorg]

london, may 23rd

[wiryuu]

so uhhh. yeah.

[fleche-ette]

Yeah

[krmillia]

Bruce, adopting Dick: Aw-w, what a sweet little kid! Surely, he is so polite, and—

Dick, the instance he gets in the battle: You fucking disappointment of a person, and (string of curses on his mother language)

Bruce: Oh. Okay.

Bruce, adopting Jason: Well, Jason was well-mannered and soft-spoken so far, so, maybe—

Jason to the random goon: You motherfucking asshole, I am going to shove this boa to your—

Bruce: Right. Okay.

Bruce, making Stephanie his Robin: Maybe...

Stephanie, using the same street language Jason did, if not worse: I FUCKED YOUR MOM, YOU SON OF A—

Bruce: Whatever.

Bruce, eying suspiciously quiet Tim, who came to interrogate the goon for the first time as a Robin: ?

Tim, the minute door closed behind him: Listen to me, you pathetic excuse of a man, I am going to fuck you up, in an—

Bruce, sighing: Yeah. Honestly. Whatever.

Bruce, staring at angry Damian, who looks like he is about to explode, but keeps up as much as he can: Go on, chump. Say what you want.

Damian, staring at the floor with the deadliest stare ever: Not to sound unbecoming, but... Loser. -_-

Bruce, flabbergasted: ...Okay.

[equal-pay]

💀💀💀

[feistypuppythatwantstowatchball]

HOW ARE PEOPLE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART

[carnicer01]

How much of what you've done was an actual mistake?

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

This is what the fuck it is about!

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

mustaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[vedajuno]

[depsidase]

[lovesick-joey]

yay!!!!

[homura]

grammy award winning small but knowing clown

[wispwoodmc]

effervescent

[cheaphalloweencostume]

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

[why-i-love-comics]

Bugs Bunny flashed his pussy at Batman a la Basic Instinct

MultiVersus: Collision Detected #2 - "Sequence Breaking" (2024) written by Bryan Q. Miller art by Jon Sommariva & Matt Herms

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

what

[thesituation]

how it feels to suddenly remember you never replied to someone’s text

[segamascott]

[calebwittebane]

I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?

why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.