DnD Shenanigans

[mythicfictionist]

the party when the dm says everything looks safe on a good perception roll

the party when the dm says everything looks safe on a bad perception roll

[the-bigtree]

HAGS OF D&D

Green Hag

Bheur Hag

Sea Hag

Annis Hag

Night Hag

[dailydungeondelves]

In the dice gods we trust!

[prokopetz]

A D&D party is just half a dozen people who each think of themselves as the only adult in the room.

[lawfulgoodness]

I appreciate the sentiment, but has any bard, sorcerer, or barbarian ever considered themselves the only adult?

[whispered-sparks]

Considers themself the only adult: Cleric, Monk, Paladin, Wizard

Knows they’re maniacs (will not stop): Barbarian, Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock

Depends on the day tbh: Druid, Fighter, Ranger, Rogue

[lawfulgoodness]

This is the kind of content I’m here for.

[the-d20-speak-easy]

Our DM is crazy talented and loves to spoil us with elaborate set ups. Theater of the mind who?

[porterr-robinson]

[probablymetarpgideas]

Bard/druid multiclass

[defectivealtruist]

(by @the_seamripper)

[casey-jane-lewis]

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

[annajiejie]

I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting. Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault. So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”

[burdmom]

whats a king to a bard

[thatthreeanon]

Thats literally a dnd skill

[valkyrie-the-lost-deactivated20]

Vicious mockery at sixth level

[valtsv]

when your favorite npc isnt romanceable

[the-d20-speak-easy]

Cool info on a cool monster!

[the-d20-speak-easy]

An interesting topic. Players new and old should check it out.

[the-d20-speak-easy]

Reupload because the app was being dumb. Enjoy the wisdom of Rob The Great.

[the-d20-speak-easy]

A quick discussion of our latest session starring Rob the DM and Ashley the werewolf.

[the-d20-speak-easy]

[argonautbambi-deactivated201808]

[the-d20-speak-easy]

Our wonderful DM in all of his wisdom.

[tonytont]

A pair of not quite crits