Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke

She/her ✨🏳️‍🌈 Pan✨

[papayafromtv]

i do love the whole 'batkids all treat dick like he's a slut' but only when it's ironically. i like dick grayson who is a bit of a prude and his siblings mock the fuck out of him for this by making out like he's a complete manwhore. dick is... so tired.

dick: *steals tim's toast* tim: you fucking whore. dick: dick: tim i have slept with three people in my life and i was in long term relationships with all of them. tim: tramp-core. dick: ??? - dick: *walks in a room* are we ready to go? damian: are you really going to go outside wearing that, grayson? you look like a trollop. dick: I'M WEARING A TURTLENECK. damian: and? dick, pointing miserably at jason: HE'S WEARING A CROP TOP! jason: and fucking slaying, your point? - tim, walking into jason's apartment: hey jay, can i ask you someth- *notices dick* oh never mind. i'll ask later. dick: ??? why can't you ask in front of me? jason: is it similar to what you asked me about last week? tim: yeah. jason: ah. gotcha. we can talk later. dick: NO WHAT THE FUCK?! i'm your older brother too tim, whatever you want jason's help with i can help with too! tim: tim, sarcastically: you know what? sure. tim: got any advice for your younger brother who wants to give his new boyfriend his first ever blowjob? dick: jason: *grinning wildly* dick: tim: i'm waiting. dick: jason: it's alright, buddy. i gave damian the talk, i handled all of duke's dating questions, i can take this too. dick: i'm going to leave now. tim: yeah i bet you are. dick: i'm going to pretend this conversation never happened. tim: uh-huh, you know where the door is, slut. dick: dick: hOW THE FUCK AM I-

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[dochollidayed]

I think dean should have known right off the bat that Cas would be a passive aggressive husband when he deadass dragged him all the way back from hell and brought him back to life but then was like "dig yourself out of your coffin."

[papayafromtv]

Tim’s whole one-man-quest-to-save-Bruce-from-time has gotta be the funniest from Damian’s perspective. like to Damian, Tim must be the pettiest motherfucker on EARTH. Damian shows up, Bruce dies, and Dick gives Damian Tim’s mantle of Robin. from Damian’s perspective what happens next is literally Tim dropping off the face of the earth, not saying shit for like six months, and then showing up again out of nowhere having been with the fucking League of Assassins, developing some fucked up relationship with Damian’s grandfather. there’s no fucking way Damian doesn’t see that shit as a personal attack on him out of spite for taking the Robin mantle.

Damian: I’m Robin now.

Tim:

Tim: ok hold on

Damian: wait what are you doing

Tim:

Damian: Drake.

Tim:

Damian: Drake.

Tim: ok we’re even now.

Damian: what the fuck did you do

Tim: I’m the league’s inheritor. Ra’s says.

Damian: ?!!?!

Jason, from across the room: did Tim steal- DICK HE’S DOING IT AGAIN. COME GET YOUR FUCKING CHILD

Tim: HE STARTED IT-

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[he-wears-fine-things-well]

Instead of becoming president of the US in Superman 2 Lex is gonna be president of Superman’s harem

[mantisdepot]

they are best friends

[marcomie12]

It's punk to be a good person 🦸🏻

[dr-paint]

CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

[cryingoverdeadgaywizzards]

Sirius at family dinners

[thememedaddy]

[barsom-fearce]

[mysharona1987]

[argumate]

that is fucking hilarious, the first time someone asks "is it okay if I inherited land as a child and now I want to charge the previous occupants rent?" and you actually think you know what, sure.

[out-of-context-batfam]

Detective Comics (2016) #1009

[yr5a]

[papayafromtv]

Dick: i remember when i was a kid, and Bruce had just taken me in while trying to track down the guy who killed my parents.

Dick: he knew i needed the closure of bringing him to justice so he had to train me up pretty quick.

Jason: yeah you were allowed out almost immediately, but when he took me in i had to go through like, a massive training course until i was even allowed out on patrol. even longer until i was allowed to actively engage with criminals.

Dick: yeah he was wary with you; to be fair i got punched a LOT in those early days

Jason: a lot of damage to the head would make sense for you, honestly

Dick: oi-

Tim: i mean i did have training, but it was kinda moot because i was active as Robin throughout the whole thing anyway. i just showed up completely unprepared and wouldn’t leave B alone.

Jason: it is interesting how different all our experiences were with Bruce’s training.

Dick: *hums*

Tim: yeah

Damian:

Damian: i came pre-assembled.

the others:

Damian:

Damian: well i did-

Tim: like an ikea flat-pack.

Damian: like a what now

-later-

Bruce, eating lunch: what is this

Jason, holding Damian by the scruff of his neck: behold, a SJÖRAPPORT

Bruce, so tired: …ok. sure.

[d1anett1]

theres no words suitable for how i feel. the pure emptiness is like nothing ever felt by humans.....its not even feeling......just empty....just nothingness

(ao3 is down)

[d1anett1]

theres no words suitable for how i feel. the pure emptiness is like nothing ever felt by humans.....its not even feeling......just empty....just nothingness

(ao3 is down)

[papayafromtv]

rewatching the under the red hood movie and i gotta say as much as i love jason’s speech to bruce about how mad he is that the joker’s still alive, i still maintain that a severely underrated speech in this movie is from ra’s when he’s talking to bruce and in essence says ‘yeah so i hired the joker to distract you which was my bad because he totally went overboard and killed your son :/ and i felt so guilty i decided not to try and fight you anymore and then i stole your son’s corpse and tried to revive him via lazarus pit so i could like. make amends. except that was also my bad because we fucked that one up real good and when he came back out BOY was he weird in the head. killed my guys and then fucking jumped out a window and we lost him. my bad. and i thought he’d died again but apparently he’s in gotham and is like. totally destroying your whole lives which again, my bad. shouldn’t have tried to help. sorry about that. i’ll just stay out of your business from now on.’ which is actually the funniest characterisation of ra’s i’ve ever seen