I Unfortunately Still Simp For This Whore.

I don't defend any of his actions, that would require me to lose my critical thinking skills.

[the-derek-lycan-simp]

Since I Have Unabandoned This Account...

Welcome to my account dedicated to either calling Derek an asshole or babying the fuck out of him, I do both very equally.

Call me Ethan, I prefer He/Him pronouns, and uhh... enjoy or yell at me if I did something wrong. I am very open to both of these things.

Hiii, I have now gained discomforts so I have a do not interact list. Please proana and proship blogs, don’t interact. Thank you <3

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[the-derek-lycan-simp]

I’m dying from porn with feelings. Apparently. I don’t know how.

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Is a rewrite still a rewrite if I switch it to another main character just to like- flesh out the backstory as I go? Or is that just normal fanfiction?

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I finally made Zack. I am sorry it took so long, and it’s just a small drawing. Um, bye.

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Skipping Zack because he needs to be.. redone at the moment.

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I also drew... him- it’s not finished but it looks fine for now. Decent, at least.

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Another pixelated rewrite drawing. This time of Terry. I have more of these still.

[the-derek-lycan-simp]

It’s a person who ships abusive, pedo and incestous ships regardless of anyone’s opinions. They’re sick fucks, basically. The person is openly a pro shipper and defends the awful parents and calls Sylvanna abusive

Yikes, no I'm not one of those. How would she be abusive?? Also, I do no defending on here. I have said this multiple times.

[the-derek-lycan-simp]

Just a curious question, there’s a proshipper on this app who simps for Derek n all the parents n slanders the moms, are you two the same people-? Just a genuine question

Um, no??? Definitely not really into slandering. At all. Don't know what a proshipper is either.

[the-derek-lycan-simp]

I gave Derek the glasses and curly hair and accidentally made him look like Harry Potter- I will possibly fix this later. Possibly.

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I’ve just decided to rewrite Derek to be Tom Houston[like him, I mean]. Except without the flannels because those have already been given to Terry as a clothing type.

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Headcanon: Garte listened to subliminals when he was younger just to see if it would make his parents stop being assholes to him, it worked half the time until he stopped listening to them.

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I can’t do digital art right now, soo, here’s a sketch. It’s basically just my rewrite of Garte Ro’Meave. It turned out pretty good, I think? At least decent.

[the-derek-lycan-simp]

Garte would be so cute as a strawberry blond, especially with all the freckles I’m going to add to him-

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Headcanon: Garte pronounces “one” as “hwaun” because it’s more fancy and also he has trouble pronouncing o’s.

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Terry and Derek’s relationship through high school was just “..hi sorry I was busy getting lectured by my mom” and Derek’s tempermental ass would be like “Oh, would you like me to kill her for you?” in a sarcastic yet completely serious way. Just all the way around.

[the-derek-lycan-simp]

You know.. I don’t usually ship things but, Zack, Derek, Terry, and Garte would be a cute poly. At least in my rewrite of them, sure two are like- married, but not for long. As one of the wives are going to die in a car crash and the other one is too homosexual for Garte.