Welcome to my blog, the blog of The Interdimensional Jester! I'm a joyous, infinite being ready to brighten your day with poorly worded posts!
Name: Lucifer, but you can also call me The Jester or just Jester, if you so please!
Pronouns: It/They/Hy/Hymn ā It/It's largely preferred, Hy/Hymn is pronounced like He/Him
Miscellaneous Information: I have way too many DRs to list them all. I'm aroace, but that doesn't stop me from having QPR's in about half of my realities! It's the same guy, too.
Tags I use, and their meanings!
ā§jester ramblesā§ ā long winded posts about miscellaneous nonsense (some longer than others)
ā§jester thoughtsā§ ā usually short posts about whatever random things pop into my squishy brain!
ā§jester problemsā§ ā either serious (usually not) or silly complaints regarding scripting, shifting, or manifesting
ā§jester adviceā§ ā advice, but it won't be given often
ā§jester jokesā§ ā mostly short, stupid nonsense I feel like posting; maybe updates on my journey, but those will probably be posted under a different tag!
ā§jester's realityā§ ā anything about my DRs, from my QPR s/o to maybe a mood board
ā§jester's privilegeā§ ā anything about manifesting/loa or witchcraft/paganism
ā§jester reblogsā§ ā a reblogged post!
I may use multiple tags for one post, if it falls into multiple categories (I'm an indecisive jester)
I hope everyone has a silly, joyous night! Remember to trust yourself and your journey ā The Interdimensional Jester is always happy to entertain you!
i will forever think shifters and their s/os are the sweetest thing ever. like, youāre traveling to a whole different reality in which you can love them and they love you, something that the vast majority of the world here would deem impossible. of all of the infinite realities you could choose to inhabit, you choose one with them as the one(s) you love and live with, no matter how long it takes you to get there. you post about them here, your life with them, even if they arenāt here to see all the lovely things you say about them, because one day theyāll hear it all directly from you. its soulmates in every sense of the word, and the strongest love i have ever seen.
this applies to family and friends too, for my shifters who donāt script or prioritize romantic relationships, because those relationships are just as important. (iām one of you, my motivation often stems most from platonic relationships!) whoever it is that powers your shifting journey, whether that be a lover, friend, parent, sibling, etc., i believe the love that shifters have for their people is some of the strongest love iāll ever have the pleasure of both witnessing and experiencing.
shifting is an act of love not only for others, but for yourself. and you deserve to experience all of it. <3
People have manifested waking up with an entirely different face, family, bank account, lifestyle etc... wings, revised deaths, revised their birth sex if they were trans before, and shifted to places like Hogwarts & the MCU, meanwhile there are still people trying to tell others that subliminals and affirmations won't give them any physical results...
Yall don't know how reality works & you're missing out as a result.
one of my favorite things regarding shifting is how our brain works and organizes memories coming from different realities.
you can be convinced you haven't shifted yet, but it's undeniable how a certain smell, a place, a landscape, a line someone says, or something we're eating (etc.), can immediately remind us of a specific moment from our dr.
or when you're watching the movie/tv series or reading the book you're shifting to, and you unconsciously think, "I was there. I remember it perfectly."
how can this not be the ultimate proof that we have already shifted, already lived, and felt all of the emotions and sensations that we could've experienced only in an alternate dimension?
we shouldn't beat ourselves up just because apparently "we haven't shifted yet." what do you mean we haven't? we certainly did, tons of times. maybe we didn't open our eyes, and consciously live it. but, our subconscious already knows everything about it and remembers it all.
learn from the fucking itsy bitsy spider y'all. it crawled up the waterspout, the rain washed it out and yet it chose to climb back up again.
getš your šass špersistingš !! do NOT let the '3d' wash you out. keep persisting, keep going. you're there. YOU HAVE YOUR DESIRES. I PROMISE. DON'T GET DISTRACTED NOW.
Place of Residence: Pecha Berry Home (more on that later)
Misc: Speaks English and Spanish fluently
Important Belongings: A pink coin purse with infinite space in it, a backpack shaped like a Blissey, and a Ditto plushie
Claims:
Haircut (just with shorter bangs)
Hair Color
Eyes
Lips
Eyebrows
Voiceclaim: Noel Gruber from Ride the Cyclone
Personality: Lucifer is known for being compassionate, friendly, but rather blunt and headstrong when spoken to. However, naturally, he tends to be a resilient, mildly asocial realist who prefers the company of themself and their Pokemon.
Sounds like quite the interesting young boy! I wonder what other people think...
"I thought they were shy at first, but they wouldn't shut up once he started talking about their Mimikyu."
"That kid punched me after I told him his Snorlax was useless!"
"Oh, he's really sweet. They bought me a scone the other day."
"I don't know much about them, but he seems pretty nice."
Timeline Of My Life
Start of Life:
Lucifer Asra Kolsrud was born to a human mother and a Ditto disguised as a human male. Due to the odd nature of their child, the couple anonymously dropped him off at Pecha Berry Home, a well funded orphanage staffed largely by Indeedee.
Age Five:
Lucifer began to have horrific night terrors, so one of the human staff at Pecha Berry Home took it upon themself to buy the boy a Ditto plushie, which caused the night terrors to subside and quickly became Lucifer's comfort object.
Age Seven:
Lucifer came across a shiny Toxel on a walk through town with an Indeedee caretaker, who allowed him to take it home upon watching him quickly befriend it.
A rumor began to spread across the children of Paldea that Lucifer was a Ditto in disguise, due to how easily he gets along with Pokemon and how much trouble he has with humans.
Age Eight:
Lucifer began to complain about constant aches and fatigue that, upon trying treatment, couldn't be managed by lifestyle changes or medicine.
After some consideration, a human staff member and a medical professional approached Lucifer and asked if he would like to have a service Pokemon to assist him. He accepted and was allowed to choose a Wooloo, but didn't receive it that year, as they had to find a Wooloo large enough to support the weight of a small boy, and they had to train it.
Age Nine:
Lucifer's shiny Toxel evolved into a shiny Amped Toxtricity.
Lucifer pierced his right earlobe with the help of Toxtricity.
Age Ten:
Lucifer was finally given their service Pokemon; a three foot tall Wooloo that would allow him to rest safely, whenever necessary.
Lucifer was allowed to choose a starter Pokemon, and he chose Sprigatito.
Lucifer found a pokeball with an unwanted Snorlax inside of it in the Pecha Berry Home lost and found, and kept it for themself.
Lucifer met a girl named Penny while at a Poke Center for his injured Sprigatito.
Lucifer met an unusual fluffy Sylveon who had been poisoned, and cured it by feeding it pecha berries, quickly befriending it.
Age Eleven:
Lucifer found a Mimikyu during a rainstorm and provided it with shelter and food, soon befriending it.
Lucifer, out of curiosity, went to see a psychic and got gifted a Gengar and told that he would soon meet someone who could be a fantastic friend, or a nasty foe.
Lucifer's Sprigatito evolved into a Floragato.
Lucifer met a man named Hodge at a battle event and unfortunately lost to him. However, after the event, Hodge gifted them a Sableye he found and the two became friends.
Lucifer met a boy named Arven at a bakery, and they soon became close.
Age Twelve:
Lucifer will go to a battle event to support Hodge, and will run into Ash and Goh (from Pokemon Journeys because I love these little gay boys).
More About Me
As mentioned in the beginning of the Timeline, my father was a Ditto in disguise, while my mother was a human. Due to the unusual circumstances surrounding my creation, I possess Pokemon-like abilities, such as:
Boosted strength, speed, and resilience
Shapeshifting
Being able to communicate directly with other Pokemon
Heightened senses
Quicker healing
Due both to my Pokemon nature and my personal morals, I choose to befriend Pokemon before catching them. This means that I catch Pokemon a lot slower than other people, but I develop friendship with my Pokemon a lot quicker, too. I never leave home without handfuls of pecha berries and heal balls in my bag.
Personality: Lightning is known for being very confident, but he has a short temper and can get quite aggressive when angered.
Extra: Lightning's shiny, he was my first Pokemon and is still my most powerful, so, he is technically my ace, but I don't participate in battles nearly enough for that to matter. He refuses to be in a pokeball. Sometimes, he'll lightly zap me to gain my attention ā sometimes he puts too much power into it and gives me an electricity burn.
Random Story: Lightning is attempting to learn self soothing techniques as a way to manage his temper, but the only thing that works so far is exercising.
Floragato
Name: Spriggi
Gender: Male
Pronouns: They/Him
Personality: Spriggi is known for being clever, playful, and mischievous while being almost desperate for attention. Sometimes so much so that it concerns me.
Extra: Spriggi tends to still act as if they were a small cat ā crawling around on all fours and jumping on top of small surfaces or people ā despite being a large, bipedal cat.
Random Story: Spriggi once accidentally fell into a shallow pond and proceeded to stay there for nearly an hour in order to prove that he fell in on purpose.
Gengar
Name: Tarot
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Personality: Tarot is known for being a mischievous prankster, sometimes to the point of causing actual harm, but can be a lot friendlier and harmlessly playful around those she trusts.
Extra: Tarot was named by her original trainer, the psychic who gave her to me.
Random Story: Tarot stole and ate my food in front of me one time and I'm still not over it.
Mimikyu
Name: Mimi
Gender: Male
Pronouns: They/Them
Personality: Mimi is incredibly shy and craves love, but doesn't know how to seek it out.
Extra: Mimi doesn't like the rain because it makes their cloth soggy. I feed them by setting them on top of their plate, allowing them to eat safely.
Random Story: One time, Mimi snuck into my backpack while I was going into town and ate all the snacks I had packed for myself. I ended up buying more snacks for both of us to share.
Sableye
Name: Imp
Gender: Female
Pronouns: He/She
Personality: Imp is incredibly sneaky and mischievous, often joining Tarot to play pranks on other Pokemon.
Extra: Imp can't be taken into a jewelry store. On top of that, he isn't allowed near my jewelry box nor any of my stuff that is even remotely sparkly.
Random Story: Imp ate one of my earrings and had to be forced to spit it up.
Sylveon
Name: Cotton
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Personality: Cotton is sweet and gentle, often choosing to keep the peace. However, when necessary, he can be fearless and even sometimes brutal.
Extra: Cotton is fluffy. Like, incredibly fluffy. Imagine a mainecoon cat ā that's how fluffy he is.
Random Story: We learned the hard way how difficult it is to clean his fur when I accidentally spilled a soda on him.
Wooloo
Name: Beep
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/They
Personality: Beep tends to be shy and gentle, but is sometimes a loose cannon and does the most reckless shit for no discernable reason.
Extra: Beep is my service Pokemon, so they don't participate in battles. She's about a foot taller than an average Wooloo, standing at three feet tall.
Random Story: Beep more or less tried to attack Hodge after I lost a battle to him. Fortunately, she calmed down after he gave them his leftover sandwich.
Snorlax
Name: Mallow
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/It
Personality: Mallow is very docile and relaxed, unless somebody takes her food.
Extra: Mallow doesn't fight, so it's more of an emotional support Pokemon.
Random Story: Mallow once fell asleep in front of my room door, trapping me and seven other orphans in our room for nearly a full day.
can we as a community come together and mass report this account because it is getting out of hand. @/shiftblrtea is giving a safe space to transphobes, racists, and apparently incest shifters and this community does not need to be known for that.
Place of Residence: Pecha Berry Home (more on that later)
Misc: Speaks English and Spanish fluently
Important Belongings: A pink coin purse with infinite space in it, a backpack shaped like a Blissey, and a Ditto plushie
Claims:
Haircut (just with shorter bangs)
Hair Color
Eyes
Lips
Eyebrows
Voiceclaim: Noel Gruber from Ride the Cyclone
Personality: Lucifer is known for being compassionate, friendly, but rather blunt and headstrong when spoken to. However, naturally, he tends to be a resilient, mildly asocial realist who prefers the company of themself and their Pokemon.
Sounds like quite the interesting young boy! I wonder what other people think...
"I thought they were shy at first, but they wouldn't shut up once he started talking about their Mimikyu."
"That kid punched me after I told him his Snorlax was useless!"
"Oh, he's really sweet. They bought me a scone the other day."
"I don't know much about them, but he seems pretty nice."
Timeline Of My Life
Start of Life:
Lucifer Asra Kolsrud was born to a human mother and a Ditto disguised as a human male. Due to the odd nature of their child, the couple anonymously dropped him off at Pecha Berry Home, a well funded orphanage staffed largely by Indeedee.
Age Five:
Lucifer began to have horrific night terrors, so one of the human staff at Pecha Berry Home took it upon themself to buy the boy a Ditto plushie, which caused the night terrors to subside and quickly became Lucifer's comfort object.
Age Seven:
Lucifer came across a shiny Toxel on a walk through town with an Indeedee caretaker, who allowed him to take it home upon watching him quickly befriend it.
A rumor began to spread across the children of Paldea that Lucifer was a Ditto in disguise, due to how easily he gets along with Pokemon and how much trouble he has with humans.
Age Eight:
Lucifer began to complain about constant aches and fatigue that, upon trying treatment, couldn't be managed by lifestyle changes or medicine.
After some consideration, a human staff member and a medical professional approached Lucifer and asked if he would like to have a service Pokemon to assist him. He accepted and was allowed to choose a Wooloo, but didn't receive it that year, as they had to find a Wooloo large enough to support the weight of a small boy, and they had to train it.
Age Nine:
Lucifer's shiny Toxel evolved into a shiny Amped Toxtricity.
Lucifer pierced his right earlobe with the help of Toxtricity.
Age Ten:
Lucifer was finally given their service Pokemon; a three foot tall Wooloo that would allow him to rest safely, whenever necessary.
Lucifer was allowed to choose a starter Pokemon, and he chose Sprigatito.
Lucifer found a pokeball with an unwanted Snorlax inside of it in the Pecha Berry Home lost and found, and kept it for themself.
Lucifer met a girl named Penny while at a Poke Center for his injured Sprigatito.
Lucifer met an unusual fluffy Sylveon who had been poisoned, and cured it by feeding it pecha berries, quickly befriending it.
Age Eleven:
Lucifer found a Mimikyu during a rainstorm and provided it with shelter and food, soon befriending it.
Lucifer, out of curiosity, went to see a psychic and got gifted a Gengar and told that he would soon meet someone who could be a fantastic friend, or a nasty foe.
Lucifer's Sprigatito evolved into a Floragato.
Lucifer met a man named Hodge at a battle event and unfortunately lost to him. However, after the event, Hodge gifted them a Sableye he found and the two became friends.
Lucifer met a boy named Arven at a bakery, and they soon became close.
Age Twelve:
Lucifer will go to a battle event to support Hodge, and will run into Ash and Goh (from Pokemon Journeys because I love these little gay boys).
More About Me
As mentioned in the beginning of the Timeline, my father was a Ditto in disguise, while my mother was a human. In fact, I'm a shiny Ditto! Due to the unusual circumstances surrounding my creation, I possess Pokemon-like abilities, such as:
Boosted strength, speed, and resilience
Shapeshifting
Being able to communicate directly with other Pokemon
Heightened senses
Quicker healing
Due both to my Pokemon nature and my personal morals, I choose to befriend Pokemon before catching them. This means that I catch Pokemon a lot slower than other people, but I develop friendship with my Pokemon a lot quicker, too. I never leave home without handfuls of pecha berries and heal balls in my bag.
i wanted to manifest completely getting rid of ads which seems completely ridiculous and like "one of those things you have to shift realities for" whatever that means. ok sometimes i don't even make sense to myself but anyways! my friend showed me how to get yt music premium for completely free! now i have absolutely 0 ads when listening to music and also i can play music and leave the app or turn off my phone and it still plays!! normal youtube still has ads but ok this is a massive improvement of my life.
what i meant earlier is that ads are basically a constant of this reality and it would take some divine intervention miracle (either some crazy apocalypse/revolution that changes the course of society/the internet, or being in my perfect awesome dr where ads pretty much don't exist) to avoid ads, especially without paying, but i fucking did it. i got completely rid of ads in the most important app, and all without paying! (you wouldn't catch me dead paying good money to a mega corporation just to not have ads, when there's always a way to pirate anything!)
being a minority in shiftblr rn is literally walking on a tightrope with lava beneath it istg šš why is it ALWAYS shifters of colour or religious non-christian shifters or LGBTQIA+ shifters that get targeted by these anons???? can we just rest these tired arguments and gossips and whatever and just...shift. have we considered that.
to these anons: you spending your time being a miserable bigoted idiot instead of actually putting effort into your shifting is the reason why you'll never shift XOXO
