The Evil Albino Aldi Dovehaj

Crowhajs evil twin

[zeky-zzz]

Notes !!

0- i die

0- i pass out

0- burn new coord

0- i open a monster

0- i go into debt

0- sleep in gamer chair

1- i wear new coord

1- i sleep in my bed

1- coord

333- i shower

1- jirai

Coord

[madambellepepper]

20k 10k notes and I come out as trans to my parents

One comment, one reblog, & one like per person.

(turned reblogs on cause I’m not an asshole)

(changed it to 10k cause I’m being realistic)

[madambellepepper]

20k 10k notes and I come out as trans to my parents

One comment, one reblog, & one like per person.

(turned reblogs on cause I’m not an asshole)

(changed it to 10k cause I’m being realistic)

[the-dovehaj]

I believe in you!!

[paulescalante]

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

[hhhhhorses]

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

[doyouneedmedicalwesistance]

[the-dovehaj]

We can’t forget trans rights. My haj family will agree

@the-valhaj @the-crowhaj @the-arohaj @the-turkoshaj @the-gulhaj @the-vamphaj @the-brathaj

[biblically-accurate-haj]

I had an idea!!!

let’s make a story!!!

one word at a time!!!!! ill start

So

[the-smahaj]

Once

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Upon

[the-turkoshaj]

A

[ultraviolett-haj]

time,

[the-dovehaj]

A

[westiec]

You've gotta love Jews more than you hate Nazis.

You've gotta love trans folks more than you hate TERFs.

You've gotta love your unhoused neighbors more than you hate the billionaires.

You've gotta love immigrants more than you hate ICE.

You've gotta love queer kids more than you hate christian fundamentalists.

You've gotta love fat people more than you hate the diet industry.

You've gotta love disabled people more than you hate the insurance companies.

You've gotta love your fellow humans more than you hate the worst that humanity has to offer. You don't have to like every person you're fighting for, and you sure as hell don't have to give up your righteous anger, but hate is ultimately corrosive.

You've gotta love.

[the-dovehaj]

@the-valhaj @the-crowhaj @the-arohaj @the-brathaj my hajar siblings

[sweetsurrenderbyjohndenver]

finally doing one of those notes games!

5 notes: I'll finish my missing Duolingo and get 100xp into my other Duolingo assignment

10 notes: I'll stop chewing gum as much, and try to save my gum money

15 notes: I'll finish all of my physical Japanese homework

20 notes: I'll reorganaize my closet

25 notes: I'll update one of my (not current) fanfictions

30 notes: I'll get started on my TBR

35 notes: I'll study for an hour

40 notes: I'll start going to bed at ten thirty

55 notes: I'll start doing my laundry

60 notes: I'll be more organized and on top of my assignments

65 notes: I'll give myself a set study schedule

70 notes: I'll completely finish one fanfiction

75 notes: I'll deep clean my room and walls

80: I'll start fixing my attention span

85: I'll come out to my friends

90: I'll do the thing.

95: I go outside more

100: You decide.

Blue: Completed

Red: not completed

Orange: in process of completing.

Rules: Three notes per person.

[the-vithaj]

requesting the assistance of the hajs.

@the-rodhaj @the-frankenhaj @the-gronhaj

[the-rodhaj]

already did bestie. also now that i’m not evil would you like to be allies? you can get some juicy loore~

[the-turkoshaj]

@the-purpurhaj @regnbagshaj

You know what to do

[the-dovehaj]

@the-crowhaj @the-vamphaj @blehblehbleheheheheheh @the-brathaj

Do what you must

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[asundergrowth]

Great post guys

[hellsitegenetics]

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(image source)

@fish-identifier

[hellsitegenetics]

my bear-man in christ i have already identified it

[gnawing-humor]

We can’t be certain until @fish-identifier calls it

[hellsitegenetics]

[magewithasylveon]

hmmmm…. Better get @rat-detector to make sure it ain’t a rat

[rat-detector]

[plurali-radqgirls]

@the-purpurhaj this is beautiful

@missing-username mitochondria

[the-purpurhaj]

@the-rodgud

@the-purjolokhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-eldritch-skrackhaj

@the-screenwriting-haj

@the-448c-haj

@the-rosahaj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-demonhaj

@demonhaj

@brunhaj

@edgarnoe

@the-turkossmahaj

@the-purjolokhaj 

@the-attaarmadhaj  

@the-blavingad

@the-gronhaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-snohaj

@the-magentahaj

@the-haj

@the-blalilahaj

@the-rutighaj

@the-blahaj

@the-anglahaj

@the-litenhaj

@svard-haj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-grahaj

@shadowhaj

@swimhaj

@ogiltig-haj

@official-blahaj-posts

@the-lilahaj

@cardboard-haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-emohaj

@the-arohaj

@the-korallfisk

@the-fuchsiahaj

@halvgudhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-valhaj

@the-ljushaj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-aftonsparv

@the-crowhaj

@regnbasgshaj

[the-dovehaj]

I infact agree

[yournonbinarypal]

[the-dovehaj]

I’d like to add one more BOMB TRAN SPHOBES

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[kipsilly]

Honestly just try to shrug off transphobia, not worth your time.

But what if we held hands while we blew up transphobes cars 😳😳😳

In minecraft

[the-dovehaj]

Yessssssssssas mwhehehehe

[emuotorihaj]

I’m not trans myself but I swear if you’re transphobic I’m eating you

[the-dovehaj]

I’ll peck your eyes out

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[hileynoteson]

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

[sibhaj]

Summoning my transgender and hajhar siblings,, @gummy-haj @the-gulhaj @swimhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-dovehaj @the-blahaj @the-valhaj @the-crowhaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-arohaj @the-attaarmadhaj @the-anglahaj @the-sonicjah @the-screenwriting-haj @the-snohaj @the-dinohaj @the-djavulsksilverhaj @the-demonhaj annnd its midnight. the others will find this. :3

[the-dovehaj]

I shall not face the punishment

[the-magentahaj]

Ok, new-new tree!!! . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

I added @the-dovehaj, @the-arohaj, and @halvgudhaj who I missed last time.

As always, please lmk anything that needs to be changed or added.

Thx! :3

[the-dovehaj]

Thank you ☺️

[rivers-for-me]

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

[proudspoonie]

[the-valhaj]

for all you lovely people and haj!

@the-crowhaj @the-dovehaj @the-ljushaj etc because I cannot tag you all but still love you <3

[the-dovehaj]

A a Thank you @ the-valhaj

[the-dovehaj]

[ogiltig-haj]

*baffled*

wow you broke them. usually only Mörker can do that.

i-i wish I could do that for you........but I don't know what you want

hehe its funny

What exactly do you need us to do?

[the-crowhaj]

What do you need them to do? This is a confusing post

[the-dovehaj]

We just need to have a family dinner