Your Lovely Magenta Shork

✨She/They✨ (Minor) Spoopy witch >:3 Protect trans kids!!!! I try to keep it silly Types in pink most of the time

[the-magentahaj]

Your lovely Magenta Shork!!!! ✨

(Currently Indefinitely Inactive)

I'm ready to rumble!!! Hopefully I'll be welcomed into the family!

Hexing transphobes and staying hydrated >:3

Mod (Ly): Any/All

Magenta: She/They

Rosanilin: She/Her

Abracadabra!!! ✨

I have cast a spell showing the visage of a humanoid me!

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LATEST FAMILY TREE:

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[elierlick]

A trans woman, Jaia Cruz, was just sentenced to 15 years in prison for defending herself from an attacker. She wanted no part in the fight and witnesses described her actions as self-defense. With right-wing media constantly portraying her as "evil" since the incident, the trial was over before it began.

[the-magentahaj]

I said I was on a break, and I still am, but I just wanted to say happy pride month to everyone!!!

It's not unknown that simply existing is becoming a danger to us (especially in my country), but for what it's worth, I don't think that should push us to give up.

Your life has value and I care for all of you. I hope everyone gets to enjoy this pride month and have some fun.

I'm going to curse some transphobes!! >:3

Have fun with that, Rosie. ✧˖°.

Signing off now,

~ Magenta, Rosie, and the mod.

[the-magentahaj]

Ooc: taking a short break to deal with some irl stuff.

Catch u guys later!

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

speaking from experience, doing a haj is great, you should try it

NO NO NO NO DO NOT SEX !!! NO SEX WITH HAJ!!!!! BAD BAD BAD BAD

[mr-craig-gone-inside]

ive tried it a few times before, not great and now theres holes in my blahajs that i dont know how to patch.

edit: its mr gay sex here i posted this on the wront account

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

NO MISTER GAY SEX NO WHY WJY WHY BAF

[garaged0g]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT THE PILGRIMAGE TO MECCA???

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

[ms-gay-sex]

what have i created

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

a shit show of a post

[the-rodhaj]

right, if im gonna concerse with these pirates, im gonna need a crew, @the-gulhaj, would you like to be my first mate? and @the-turkoshaj, @the-magentahaj, and @the-rodbrunhaj, you seem good to be on the crew, and @the-rodgulhaj i can't leave you out, the ship we'll be using was originally gonna be a birthday present for you after all, if anyone else wants to join the crew they're welcome!

pwetty pwease

your were already gonna be on the crew also don't talk like

YAAAUYYYYY ill get the humanoid robot ready

[the-magentahaj]

Holy cow!

I’m not sure why there’s pirates now, but I’d love to be one!!! ✨

[the-magentahaj]

Silly Game Time: I appear to have contracted vampirism. Symptoms include an unholy thirst for the blood of living humans, uncomfortable reactions to garlic and silver (like an allergy), and extreme susceptibility to sunburns (oddly enough, though, I'm *less* repulsed by religious displays like crucifixes, the magen david, or Islamic calls to prayer than before--go figure).

Any recommendations for how to cure it, or at least make the best of it?

I think vampires are sick as hell, so I probably wouldn’t like to cure it myself.

There are still some pros, you basically have superpowers now despite the drawbacks. Have fun seeing everything you can do! ✨

[the-magentahaj]

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. So from now, instead, we'll call them ___."

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, so from now, instead, we call them jimbob. ✨

[blodhaj]

•———•

🕯️—🕯️

/ \ / \

🕯️—–X–—🕯️

\ / \ /

🕯️—🕯️

•———•

The portal is ready. Rosanilin may I have your attention? @the-magentahaj

[the-magentahaj]

Yes?

(Ooc: sorry I’m late. Finals week just ended 😭)

[the-magentahaj]

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why do wolves howl?

It’s the sound the make when they stub their toe

:(

[adamtotscomix]

😇😈

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

look at him go!

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

he's figuring out how to tree!

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

35 reblogs, he's growing so good :D

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

75 reblogs, fred continues to grow

reminder to spread out your branches (ie. dont spam reblogs on one post), he's starting to get a little crowded near the trunk :(

[gallusrostromegalus]

At 1788 Reblogs, Fred is spreading nicely... But We Can Do Better :)

[siderealglimmer]

I would like to see the Fred again please

[the-choir-invisible]

[siderealglimmer]

Oh, ✨Fred!✨

🤩

[cantotallyeven]

This is Fred the post. Please help Fred the Post grow more. We love Fred the Post.

[the-haiku-bot]

This is Fred the post.

Please help Fred the Post grow more.

We love Fred the Post.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-turkoshaj]

@regnbagshaj you dont have to, but...

[regnbagshaj]

hi fred!!

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[the-magentahaj]

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! Sir Gawain, the legenday Knight of the Round Table. He's weilding only a medieval longsword, has no armor, and his feet are strapped to the pedals of a modern bicycle (but he's had a couple days to learn how to ride it). VS Mulan, the legendary soldier of roughly 5th century China who was a woman in disguise. She is weilding a dao saber, has no armor, and her feet are strapped into modern roller skates (but she's had a couple days to learn how to use them, too).

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!

Unless you are really good at riding a bicycle, you need to hold on to the handles to steer, which would limit your ability to use the longsword.

However, roller skates are hands-free, so I think Mulan would win. ✨

[cannibalchicken]

[zerosuitsammi3]

[charlesoberonn]

This post rises in value every day.

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag tummy hurt... no can go out to hunt today... guess it a berry picking day today

[the-magentahaj]

Do you want some warm stew for your tummy Crag? ✨

[official-boob-posts]

Trans protesters go topless outside government building to fight anti-trans ruling

ive seen a number of people ‘cisvestigating’ protesters. Like they’re not convinced that all the women here are trans. They’re so close to the point it’s painful

[drawingwithdonnie]

Has this one been done yet?