REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM

Ellie / Eli | he/she/they (i don’t mind which ones you use| Demisexual and Lesbian | 18+| AFAB | I like Gravity Falls, Seven Deadly Sins / Four Knights of The Apocalypse, Dungeon Meshi, Pokemon, Miitopia, Tomodachi Life, Animal Crossing | I listen to Will Wood and The Mechanisms |

[unification]

tuesday morning fat hource

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[hollowedskin]

My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"

And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"

[draconym]

Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:

kid who called snakes "nakes"

kid who called calculators "cockulators"

my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"

"I don't yike heem"

[bill-cipher-offical]

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[yay-bunnies-world]

bunnies just invented a new tropical cocktail called Catalytic Fuckverter

[airwar]

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

[correctopinionhaver]

[mintypineapple]

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

[bill-cipher-offical]

*Chucks this at you and runs*

NEAT! A HUMANOID BODY WITH A BILL BODY ON TOP! A BILLTAUR! HUMANTAUR? EH, WE'LL WORKSHOP IT

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[s4turnsb3st]

Oomf was cooking

[toskarin]

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

[savobonnie]

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

[toskarin]

the pudding contains a biological element

[my-dailydreams]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

The courtship rituals displayed by the juvenile male are varied and complex.

[lizluvscupcakes]

[blonsh]

[skinned-knees]

sobbing i didn’t even know this was a quote in the generator

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[real-language-facts]

language mama to their unwanted language child: you were an accent

[dipperpines-kin]

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