REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM

Ellie / Eli | he/she/they (i don’t mind which ones you use| Demisexual and Lesbian | 18+| AFAB | I like Gravity Falls, Seven Deadly Sins / Four Knights of The Apocalypse, Dungeon Meshi, Pokemon, Miitopia, Tomodachi Life, Animal Crossing | I listen to Will Wood and The Mechanisms |

[wioryz]

club penguin web graphics

requests are open!

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[kidoumoved-deactivated20140130]

when people call me their friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

[ellieisnotjelly]

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#hell yeah #I’ll show you a good time and then kick your ass with Luigi #come at/on me bro

[goat-sin-of-lust]

repost runs away into the forest

[mr-croma]

I'm done just being a spectator-I WANT TO BE PART OF THE FANDOM!

[spicyprincezuko]

I wish all Black girls a clear shot at this world. I wish all Black girls a full belly. I wish all Black girls a respite from their many troubles. I wish all Black girls nothing but grace, prosperity, and ease. Black girls I am hoping for your continued safety and success every single day.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

[charl0ttan]

happy birthday to all of the gays and happy four years to charlotte deers 🫶✨💖🌞💜🦌

[lonelysummerbreeze]

2004

[lonelysummerbreeze]

2004

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[fernsnailz]

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

[puppiesdoglover]

Puppies you so cutes awww Maybe too cutes because i like it so much i want to kill your enemies without hesitation

[ecobanshee]

We need to let eridians have more fucked up, physics-defying noble gas solids.

They use helium as a type of styrofoam to help transport delicate objects. Obviously solid helium is much heavier than regular helium but it still only takes a light gust of wind to blow away an empty box, which can be annoying.*

*thanks to alienspacepunk for reminding me of buoyancy laws

Household supplies are commonly made from argon alloys because it's less expensive than steel or, godforbid, xenonite (and no one actually needs near indestructable dust pans even though it would be cool).

Neon is commonly used in arts and crafts because 473K hot eridian hands can easily mould it into different shapes. Grace is fucking delighted when he finds out that they have in glow in the dark play-doh.

[cerastes]

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

[princess-of-phyresis]

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i