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[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[taurus-deactivated20210526]

[123iloveyoutoo]

im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

[tampire]

Jaskier’s Triumphant Performance

[bluesoaring]

I would love to see the outtake where that stuff hits Geralt in the face.

[deputychairman]

i was expecting there to be some kind of in universe Context for this scene and now i’ve watched it and there WASNT which i think was very sexy of them. they’re two guys who hang out together in the bath. one of them throws bath salts in a sexually ambiguous way and rubs chamomile on the other one’s bottom because that’s just how they roll. 

[opera-at-sea]

Geralt

[fancyladssnacks]

Jaskier

[free-range-tiddies]

This what every YouTube family looks like:

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Lmfaoooo who did this?!

[miniangel]

today’s mood

[owlfowlfa]

so I had the horrible misfortune to be watching Naruto with my love when I was re-introduced, tipsy and in full critic mode, to motherfucking zabuza momochi

look at this fucking disaster of a man, look

like, this is just the torso and walk through this with me

first thing you see is this dude’s weird ass neck strap–goes around his neck, buckles mid chest and? goes into his pants? conclusion: dude’s holding up his jock strap with a neck strap. hate it. thanks. keep on going, it gets worse. what the fuck are the arm warmers for? who does that help? no one? im thinking no one. but they’re cow patterned for maximum fashion. if that’s not bad enough, let’s keep fucking going!

look at this face bandage. look at it. do you see how it goes up, under his headband? doesn’t make sense. if it’s being held up there, which would make sense physics wise, there is NOTHING holding it to his head with enough tension to keep it there. his headband isn’t tied. he just laid the fabric in a loose ass side knot, so that’s not holding it up. its not wrapped across the top of his head. can’t see it on the other side and his hair isnt pushed down by the tension of the bandage. conclusion? hes either duct taped it to his face OR, my personal favorite postulation, dude has a fucking wig that his bandage is stuck under. dude’s rocking a wig. dude’s rocking his neck-held jock strap. dude’s rocking his cow arm warmers. 

BUT WAIT

THERES MORE

what the fuck are these pants? what are these? why are you wearing pinstripe parachute pants with FOUR buttons? I have questions, zabuza?

not only are these pinstripe parachute pants, theyre TUCKED IN to??? these look like legwarmers, but look. look closer. there isn’t a seam, there’s no fabric hanging over toward the toes, the same amount of fabric to sandal-material ratio going on. plus, if you look in the back, you can see where the sole goes up over the fabric, holding the soles in place. CONCLUSION. these are boots. these are GODDAMN OPEN TOED SANDAL BOOTS with MATCHING cow pattern to his ARM WARMERS

im so mAD

[catchymemes]

[audrey-hepbae]

I physically felt the new neuro pathway forged in my brain after reading this

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[bunniope]

this is the lowest res video ive ever seen did you unearth it from fucking göbekli tepe

[bogleech]

Are they SURE they meant to write the word “ruined” instead of “liberated film from the stranglehold of?” Maybe their hand slipped??????????????????

[bogleech]

Oh some of you missed it, okay, so this movie was set to hit theaters exactly when all theaters were shut down for the quarantine and rather than delay it they took a chance at releasing it direct to home streaming from day one, the first time a major studio has ever done so, and yeah the numbers can be chalked up heavily to families stuck at home with nothing to do but they still weren’t expecting it to make 100 million dollars in just a couple weeks, especially not when the whole family just has to pay for it once instead of a bunch of tickets. It was such a STAGGERING success that it opened up discussion over whether movies actually need theaters anymore, whether the profits are only being held back by how much time, energy and money it takes for consumers to arrange a whole trip out to see a new release, and pretty much the only real conclusion being drawn is a resounding “yes, and that should have been patently obvious.” It had more studios rush to put things out for streaming and they continue to be making more money than they ever imagined, even factoring in all that collective cabin fever. It also has the Academy Awards changing their rules this year to include non-theatrical releases for the first time. Trolls World Tour might go down as one of the most important, most industry-shattering works in cinematic history, albeit not necessarily for its actual content (which is cute by the way, worth seeing).

[residentevil2remake]

All crew romantic goodbyes for the last time they see Shepard feat. James Vega goodbye aka ifuckinhatebiowaresomuchformyfeelseverythingisbadandthisendingsucksbye

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

it’s been like four years but this is still the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

[motherish]

[ectotheology]

i couldnt marry someone who hasnt read homestuck. reading it opens your fucking eyes like the portal of truth in fma but instead of your arm and leg it takes yor ability to look at anything regarding zodiac signs or clowns or cooking utensils the same way ever again. i need that shared experience to truly connect with my partner

[kolbye]

Tbh if you’ve read homestuck that’s a dealbreaker

[ectotheology]

post apocalyptic scenario where the two main factions are “descended from people who read homestuck” and “descended from people who did not read homestuck” and only the great great grandson of john karkat can unite them again

[trashboat]

bold assumption that homestuck readers have the social ability to procreate

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Very annoy when this happens

[omghotmemes]

Digging deep here

[kieraplease]

As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

[captainlordauditor]

what

[guardianofscrewingup]

It has a national park that’s bigger than maine. Or Switzerland. A park. 

I lived in Alaska for two years and I will never get over the sheer overwhelming bigness of it. 

Nights where the sky is clear you can see clusters of stars or the Northern Lights dancing. When the lights are rippling especially strong and fast you can hear a static crackle in the air. When the moon is out after it’s snowed, you don’t need flashlights to see. Everything glows and glimmers like polished quartz.  

But when the sky is clouded over so you can’t see the stars, you can kind of almost sense the mountains towering over you and helping to block out the light, these giant monoliths acting like this void darker than your soul. I’ve never experience night like Alaska night. 

Everything is big, the mountains, the sky, the valleys. 

And the dark.