Salamander

enjoy your stay. but not too much. (he/they)

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[frankendykes-monster]

[depsidase]

[very-gay-alkyrion]

@isuggesteatingtherich

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[redstonedust]

i enjoy that theres a lot of dog imagery in the trans community but it seems to vary wildly between "I AM A CAGED WOLF I NEED TO TEAR OFF MY SKIN I NEED YOU TO SEE MY TEETH AND KNOW WHO I TRULY AM INSIDE" and "im ouuppyyy i need . pets on my head :) "

[ozempicofficial]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: three four people

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[edwad]

describe nyc in 3 words

new york city

[floralflesh]

Its disability pride month so if I see any one of you use the word “psychotic” as a synonym for “evil” you owe me $1000000000000

[only-cat-memes]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black tortoiseshell with moderate white spotting (calico)

[lookforher]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

[what-even-is-thiss]

Reddit keeps feeling me anti ankle socks propaganda on tumblr which is supposed to be my safe space from reddit anti ankle socks propaganda

[dogpuppy]

[yourlocalrattyguy]

"The term "egg" is for trans women because inside an egg is a chick!!!"

Uhm I dunno about you but there was a cock in mine

[needsmoreexplosions]

Since Google is useless now I propose the new phrase "Wikipedia is free" when someone tries to derail a post they know jack shit about

[heavenpierceher]