that animal nerd

☮selfies☮ cis - she/her pronouns my name's amanda, I'm 25, I'm a veterinary technician and I'm going to school for my CVT I love my animals and my husband❀ husband tag Clara cat

[sergle]

dead dead honestly dead JHFDJGHBDUR what is she gonna do next…

[wizbizshiz]

[wastelander997]

I feel like people forget that Toon Link is, canonically, the only Link aside from maybe the original NES one to permanently kill Ganondorf.

Like in all of Toon Link's games (at least the ones following Wind Waker) he never fights Ganon again. He kills him once and for all.

This dumbass

I just find that funny

[noodles-and-tea-deactivated2023]

Howdy partner

[world-of-cats]

[janeplease]

Why does this cat sound like a fullmetal alchemist character

[bumblebeebats]

this cat is telling me about his many crimes in the Ishvalan war

[moved--306389]

I thought these comments were way too specific, but imagine my surprise to find out they’re 100% on point

[fruitblr]

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus

[lisaminnci]

Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2007 | dir. David Yates

[isitdonproof]

all i want is to solve mysteries with them

[ladyshinga]

[3liza]

i might be about to go hardcore no retouching no filter. im getting like radically alarmed about what real time video filtering and just basic digital retouching is doing to peoples brains. not just kids either but adults who were around before it was a thing

[tackycard1a]

Tiktok has been applying a face shrinking beauty filter even if you turn filters off, it’s fucked

TikTok

[3liza]

this is absolutely terrifying. this is an actual cognitohazard. this should literally be illegal

[3liza]

my “compulsory retouching is causing body dysmorphia on an unprecedented scale and should be treated as a public health crisis” post is raising a lot of questions already answered by the post

[chickenonabicycle]

Back when I was a teenager, I very quickly decided to not wear makeup every day because the people I knew who did got so used to seeing themselves with makeup, their brain couldn't handle them without it anymore. They hated mirrors because they didn't look like themselves without makeup, they'd apologise for not wearing makeup even if you visited them when they were sick at home, and at one point I even remember my mum being terrified of leaving the house because she'd ran out of eyeliner. And I mean proper "I can't drive my child to school like this, what if someone sees me, also my car has mirrors" terrified. And I'm not saying everyone who wears makeup on a daily basis is like this, but it sure was a noticeable trend.

This was way before every phone was a portable camera because I'm old as balls in Tumblr Time, so if you wanted a selfie, you either used an old school camera and had the pictures developed, or you saved up for one of the first digital models which you probably shared with the entire family and which had the same amount of pixels as a a goddamn potato. So, home-made pictures made you look either bad, or just like yourself.

(And sure, magazines were already edited to hell and back, they have been since their conception in the 18th century, but the average person didn't have access to Photoshop and such yet unless you were a professional photographer venturing into digital photography.)

So yeah, be terrified of this compulsory editing, because it's exactly the same thing except it's digital instead of physical, and no amount of contouring will achieve that face slimming thing TikTok does.

Y'all look normal, trust me. No, I don't care who you are and what features you hate about yourself, this goes for all of you. You've just been conditioned to believe you don't by digital editing the same way my mum was conditioned to believe so by eye liner, foundation, facial razors, and concealer.

[elodieunderglass]

It is much cheaper and easier to simply have a face

[todaysbird]

DIRECT ACTION

[deactivated-355224788-deactivat]

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

[todaysbird]

are you...talking to the cockatoo

[feminist-space]

Always bring back "are you talking to the cockatoo"

[guerrillatech]

[pileofknives]

[seongpinkhwa]

can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

[grimeclown]

Hey, truckhole (the person who made the fish feds post that you reblogged) is 26, so just be careful and try not to reblog from them in the future. Stay safe!

being over the age of 25 is problematic

[typhlosyon]

[tikkety-tok]

His dinner was late.

[orlagartlands]

[gayjimothy]

remember when Jim introduced Spock to his own parents lmao we stan a legend

[thefuzzyaya]

They definitely brought this story up during the wedding.

Sarek did it.

“Not so many know, but once James introduced me to my own son…”

[ifightformyfriends]

Funny as that is, this reads as an absolute POWER MOVE to a father not proud of his son. “Look at that, he’s my First Officer because he’s AWESOME. You know who isn’t? You.”

[radio-crash]

No no no. You don’t understand. Kirk DOESN’T KNOW that this is Spock’s father. He’s talking up his first mate to the Vulcan Ambassador that Spock never bothered to mention is his DAD because their father-son relationship is THAT BAD. This is a power move but it’s not Kirk’s, it’s Spock’s XD

[teaboot]

You take one look at that vulcan salute and tell me it isn’t the BIGGEST shit-eating grin

[eisenvulcanstein]

🖖 (derogatory)

[joybates]

That is a man saying, “My eyebrows are pointier than yours, my haircut more severe, my shirt more ironed. You are a relatively minor guest on this starship, while I am the second in command. You said I was a disgrace, yet here I stand. 🖖 Your move.”

[catcrumb]