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stuff and nonsense

[wintergardenscribe]

some emojis I'd like to propose:

lighthouse

Ophelia painting by John Williams Waterhouse

lament for Hector of Troy (would require creativity but could be done)

mozzarella sticks

lip balm

Don Quixote charging at a windmill

Pride and Prejudice hand scene

argyle socks

every possible combination of animals having a lightsaber duel

lava lamp

[the-tired-tenor]

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

[adv3nturelust]

Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!

[marsh-mallow-adopts]

WHAT?!

[triona-tribblescore]

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

[naamahdarling]

I use this and it’s fucken great. No bullshit. Really works. Sometimes the world is kind.

[lipstickhamlet]

king lear on subwaytakes: it's a good idea to ask my daughters how much they love me in return for parts of my kingdom

cordelia: one hundred percent disagree

[sailforvalinor]

Modern day adaptation of the “all young ladies keep a journal” scene from Northanger Abbey where Tilney clocks Catherine as a Tumblrina after only ten minutes of speaking with her (there’s no other way she could’ve picked up those speech patterns) (he knows this because he’s been on Tumblr since Dashcon)

[mikeyfuckinway]

"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

i feel like more productions needs to play up how sad the rosencrantz and guildenstern/hamlet relationship is. like old friends you haven’t seen in years who show up to cheer you up when you’re at your worst and you can’t believe they’ve made it, you can’t believe they remembered you, it’s been so long, then you find out they’re like. paid to be here. and also they’re spying on you. so it’s just like you thought. everything is closing in on you and you can’t trust them. you can’t trust anyone

[sandersstudies]

My Shakespeare students (they are 12) wanted to summarize the lessons they learned this semester. If. Um. Anybody would like to see.

[sandersstudies]

I cannot emphasize enough that they made these with very little input from me.

Henry the Fifth

- ALWAYS encourage others to do their best.

- NEVER talk about people behind their back.

Antony and Cleopatra

- ALWAYS check your produce for pests. [They liked this one so much made a rap about it.]

- NEVER count your chickens before they hatch.

Hamlet

- ALWAYS act decisively

- NEVER tell your girlfriend to go to a convent and become a nun [Oh boy they REALLY liked this one]

Romeo and Juliet

- ALWAYS collect all the important information before making an important decision

- NEVER bite your thumb at us, sir. [They enacted this scene in the original language a lot, except they swapped every “sir” for “bro.”]

The Merchant of Venice

- ALWAYS pay your debts.

- NEVER judge based on appearances, because “all that glisters is not gold.”

The Tempest

- ALWAYS try to forgive others.

- NEVER be a colonizer. [Yes, a middle schooler said this]

Midsummer Night’s Dream

- ALWAYS stay on forest trails

- NEVER fall in love with an ass. [They were excited about this one for obvious reasons.]

Twelfth Night

- ALWAYS stay in touch with those important to us

- NEVER read other people’s mail

Macbeth

- ALWAYS wash your hands. [One of the girls performed Lady Macbeth’s entire Out Damn Spot monologue at the end of the semester]

- NEVER succumb to peer pressure.

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog]

Just came from a lecture about petroleum in the "Winnie-the-Pooh" books and am thinking now about Barney and Lady Jane. At the time, of course, Barney couldn't have known about all the pollution his beloved car was contributing to. But I imagine if he lived today, he would not have such a noisy car. In fact, I wonder if he would have a car at all. Maybe instead of people disliking him for rattling through their horse and foot roads with his car, they would dislike him for riding a bike in the middle of their car roads.

[plum-petunia]

I'm begging you to look up the context for "to thine own self be true" I am BEGGING you it makes so many attempts at aspirational messages SO funny.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

nice medievalism you’ve got there. why is it entirely in shades of grey and brown

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[rrrromeo]

[rrrromeo]

[omnidespot]

isabella measureformeasure *loud guttural sounds* *loud inhuman screeching* *several loud windows error sounds* *loud

[withasideofshakespeare]

Shakespeare characters you’d most want to be your tumblr mutuals, go!

[lipstickhamlet]

i don't blame henry bolingbroke for anything he does in richard ii because how else are you supposed to react in that situation. what are you even supposed to do. he could've been more careful with his words around exton but other than that

[lipstickhamlet]

and to be fully honest i don't blame richard ii for most of what he does either. let's see YOU act normally after being told you were the divine, infallible voice of god on earth since age 10. let's see YOU grasp human connection and properly understand the effects of your actions on others. taking everything into consideration i actually think he handled his 3.2 "i live with bread like you" moment pretty well

[lipstickhamlet]

moral of the story: the monarchy is evil