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Schodinger's blog - may or may not post!! 19 :3

[the-eelz-dealz]

I just realized I've NEVER made an intro post like. ever. And I've been on here for like 3 years 💀 woopsies oopsies!!

So hiiiii everyone! Name's Lua, I'm currently 18 (gonna be 19 soon!!) so... yah :3

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THESE THINGS/SUBJECTS/ARTISTS SO MUCH category

- Splatoon 🦑 (woahhhh really who would've guessed.)

- Evangelion (haven't watched the rebuilds... yet. Shhh.)

- ENA (Dream BBQ tomorrow ⁉️)

- Deltarune/Undertale (Deltarune tomorrow ⁉️)

- Laufey (A Night To Remember w/ Beabadobee + Like the Movies 🥹🥹)

- Doechii (Boom Bap/Boiled Peanuts is my favorite,,, luv her 🐊🐊🐊)

- Tyler the Creator (Tomorrow is,,, SO GOOD!!!)

- Chappell Roan (The Giver and Red Wine Supernova... chefs kiss!)

- Dungeon Meshi! Haven't gotten the manga yet but I really enjoyed the anime :)

- Blue Eye Samurai!! if netflix doesn't green light another season im crying.

- will update bc I'll probably remember more,,, eventually :3

Okay buddy... you're on thin ice... category

If you're one of... "those" fans in any of the fandoms I've mentioned, stop. Specifically Evangelion. You're telling me there's all this interesting commentary on the psyche of adults and children put into a HUMANITY ALTERING EVENT and you want to focus on gooing to 14 YEAR OLDS?? Ew. Gross. Redundant. Overdone.

Be a respectable person and goon (respectfully) to the PLETHORA of adult characters. If I was in Evangelion I would've been Gendo's (...4th???) rebound girl I'm just saying. Ritsuko could've put out a cigarette on me and I would've THANKED her for it!!! Misato could've impounded my vehicle, gotten my license suspended, and I still would've let her break a beer bottle over my head!!! Yui could've bitten off my head #gendostyle and I would've been like "🤗🤗🤗😇😇😇💖💖 thank yewwww!!!"

Standards people, standards!!

can you tell im writing this at an ungodly hour of the night.

BASIC DNI's

Pretty please don't interact if you're any of the following:

MAGA/ Trump supporters, (yes, that includes Elon) you're not welcome here and won't ever be. The other categories will be redundant bc of this but,,, eh.

Homophobes, transphobes, ableist - really anything under this umbrella. Again, you're not welcome here!

Basic science deniers. Like if you're out here saying climate change isn't real... bro 😭 or supporting the NIH funding cuts?? GET OUTTA HERE! Crazy work!

Really oddly specific: but anyone who views rats as just snakes food? No. They're cute!

Misogynistic - not much explanation needed for this one. Women deserve to remain and STAY in STEM fields and all other forms of work!

[shitfucksixtynine]

Woah woah woah

[smellycipolla]

Gendo but what if he wasn't depressed and kept his original smug aura instead

[the-eelz-dealz]

WHO WOULD TOP

SCOTTISH MAN (w/ golden retriever + himbo personality)

GERMAN MAN (w/ whatever a German Shepard + Twink personality would be)

Voting ended onOct 9, 2025

INSANE POLL BUT PLEASE ANSWER SO I CAN SETTLE AN ARGUMENT WITH A FRIEND 🙏🙏 she's SO sure a Scottish man would top but I know in my heart a German man would top instead

[metalphysicist]

coming soon, i guess

[metalphysicist]

i miss drawing like this,.,.,

[the-eelz-dealz]

this is officially the worst thing I've ever drawn

don’t ask for context bc idk either 💔💔💔

also if anyone knows how to use procreate lemme know bc this took much longer than it should have 💔🥀

[metalphysicist]

Happy Pride, i love you

dumb ugly comic ahead

this makes no sense lol

[the-eelz-dealz]

screaming into the void but real talk the discourse surrounding Hunter Schafer being POTENTIALLY casted as Zelda in the upcoming live action movie is so stupid, like?? She's a GREAT actress, and she looks pretty much exactly like twilight princess Zelda, what's the issue here??

it's always the same MAGA bible thumping conservatives too 😭 first it was Bella from the last of us (complaining that she wasn't "attractive" enough, ew since I'm p sure she's meant to represent a CHILD) then Black actors and actresses being cast into roles that were previously played by white people (ie: Ariel) and they always complained that they didn't look EXACTLY like the characters portrayed in a FICTIONAL setting

Now we have Schafer who looks like the literal incarnation of the Goddess Hylia herself and these mfers are now pissing their pants over the fact that she's trans 💀 they just want a fantasy world full of cis white people that perfectlyyyy aligns with patriarchal views at this point. Zelda but she's stripped of ALL personality and character arcs while Link is built like a Greek god with all the emotional competence of a marble statue

[aretheybisexual]

Are they bi?

Gendo Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion (manga)

Yeah, he's bi!

I could see it

No, but he is queer

Nah, he is straight

Gimmie the results

Voting ended onJun 4, 2025

Propaganda:

Alright this ones to settle an argument with a friend.

(Eva spoilers ahead)

They believe he's straight, I say Gendos too horny to limit his options by gender. Beyond that, why should someone who's job description requires creating gods, extracting souls from bodies and working towards the ultimate goal of merging humanity into a giant goopy collective consciousness (wich Eva sorta kinda visualises as a giant orgy) -even believe in flimsy constructs like gender?

Come on people, the man's wife is a giant angel eating robot he won't shy away from dick !

Yes of course, Gendo Ikari is a shitty dad and generally unpleasant person but even assholes can be bisexual !

A win for diversity.

[the-eelz-dealz]

Anyone who claims he's straight hasn't watched the show enough bc hear me out:

- He's known to be a manipulator and use sex as a bargaining tool (ie: Naoko and Ritsuko)

- why. the fuck. Would he restrict that to JUST being with women??? This man regularly employs child soldiers and didn't even blink when Asuka got torn apart in EOE I guarantee you a little wee-wee isn't gonna scare him much. This man would be the definition of "$20 is $20." if it suited his goals 💀

- the fit. I've never seen a 10000% straight man dress fashionably. This man knows color theory.

- those fuckass orange glasses. idk they just seem fruity to me

- having an overly familiar relationship with his professor (Fuyutsuki) and being bailed out of jail MULTIPLE times by him??? c'mon. they probably called each other yui during it tho

- took Yui's last name in a very patriarchal society??? probably took more on his wedding night ifykwim

Tldr; yah he's bisexual and def has a thing for robots 💔💔

[3drod]

- Hope That Didn't Bug You Too Much -

An animated short to celebrate Splatoon's 10th anniversary!

Anim by 3DROD! Music by Beat_Shobon

You can watch the full video on Newgrounds and Youtube

[playableoctolingsnow]

Peaktoon

[misguidedtreestump]

Unit 2

[hoaxghost]

SPALTOUR coming to you in 1000 years

[metalphysicist]

very lazy mini ikaris doodle

this post is a master plan to lure you into caring for my gendo body headcanon(s)

i think im getting more confident in digital thats a good thing right

[archi-pelago]

maybe dont let them. talk

[j-tee]

SHAPE HELL

Yup.

[j-tee]

SHAPE HELL 2

[justanothersquidblog]

Thank you @sharpdim for the Alternian AU Ive never enjoyed hell so much