tired of being nice? dont u just want 2go apeshitt

Wow it's 2017 and I still don't have bio on this hellsite?? Iconic (ok but fr I’m Andi, 27 as of 2026, she/her) Star Trek side blog: yellowgays.tumblr.com

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[etirabys]

oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

[argumate]

hello, fellow apes

[spitoutthedaisyhoratio]

The lead up to that sentence is gold:

[consistantly-changing]

[Image transcript: porch. The group had been day-nesting and sunbathing when I contacted them, but upon my approach they nervously retreated to obscure themselves behind thick foliage. Frustrated but determined to see them better, I decided to climb a tree, not one of my better talents. The tree was particularly slithery and, try as I might, no amount of puffing, pulling, gripping, or clawing succeeded in getting me more than a few feet aboveground. Disgustedly, I was about to give up when Sanwekwe came to my aid by giving one mighty boost to my protruding rump; tears were running from his eyes as he was convulsed in silent laughter. I felt as inept as a baby taking its first step. Finally able to grab on to a conveniently placed branch, I hauled myself up into a respectful semislouch position in the tree about twenty feet from the ground. By this time I naturally assumed that the combined noises of panting, cursing, and branch-breaking made during the initial climbing attempts must have frightened the group on to the next mountain. I was amazed to look around and find that the entire group had returned and were sitting like front row spectators at a sideshow. All that was needed to make the image complete were a few gorilla-sized bags of popcorn and some cotton candy! This was the first live audience I had ever had in my life and certainly the least expected.]

[roach-works]

imagine some freakish not-a-human alien THING has shown up out of nowhere and is trying to get into your office building to study you. but it has no idea how to get past a revolving door. it tries for three hours. by the time it finally understands the concept of a revolving door and squeeze into the building everyone in the office is crowded into the lobby to watch and call helpful suggestions. it’s conclusively determined that the alien is definitely not a threat, except maybe to itself.

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

Addition approved

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

What did the author mean by the curtains being blue? Hi, literary expert here to help! Navy blue means anal sex but light blue means oral sex. Curtains on the left side of the window mean top but curtains on the right side mean bottom.

[pinene]

What do you guys think of my new yellow curtains that I’ve pushed to the right side of my windows?

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Hi, literary expert who drinks lots of water here. Come over.

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[wolf-aid]

The Minister of Education has told me that if no other classroom is provided the school will be closed without hesitation and you will not be allowed to teach there

[wolf-aid]

I'm so tired of getting to this result if we can't make that available in a day You'll really be lost and you'll be littered Please, the costs here are very high. Please share this post and donate to complete the construction, please.

[wolf-aid]

We still need a little. Please donate before it's too late Please don't donate, we can't continue learning either. Please donate GFM

[oliviawhen]

Doggust day 7 & 10: Otterhound, some little dogs I saw recently, and some sleeping dogs to celebrate the perseids this week.

[somie]

Orpheus and Eurydice and Orpheus and Eurydice (dr/krusie Comic)

[bi-enad]

Here is the link to the article. I put her family's GoFundMe below, they have almost reached their goal.

I don't have much to say here that hasn't been said better before, because this keeps happening.

Donate to Help Honor Tasia Fortune, organized by Etta Avolio

Tasia Fortune was a beloved daughter, sister, and friend whose passing has left her family devast… Etta Avolio needs your support for Help H

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[flowerbobatea]

[twixie-forever]

an unexpected confession

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[talontarget]

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

[blessingsloveandsmile]

because a noelle is just a noelle

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[cliopadra]

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(Heya, sorry for yet again disappearing for forever, but I’m done with all my stuff for TIC!)

[ryan-sometimes]

It’s odd when men blame women for the “male loneliness epidemic” because oftentimes men are lonely in their own friend groups. Of course you’re lonely dude, your friends know literally nothing about you. You haven’t had a vulnerable moment with them ever. They don’t even know your surname. Instead of leaning on a random woman go lean on your buddies bro