the flashdrive

[chonce]

does anyone else’s mom or dad just watch murder/crime shows all the time or is it just mine

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.”

—

Lemony Snicket

[winterswake]

- When I was expecting with you, I thought you’d save me. I thought you’d love me, and then my mother would love me. Even from the beginning, you disobeyed. Wouldn’t eat, like you were punishing me for being born. You made me feel like a fool, like a child. - You were a child. - And now you come back here and all I can think is.. - What? What, Mama? - You smell ripe.

Sharp Objects ‘Ripe’

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[cosytom]

APPRECIATION POST FOR LARA’S BEDROOM because I love how its got so much character and life in it, everything has a memory attached to it

(watch me spam tatbilb oops)

[memewhore]

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

you can still radiate light if you’re sad. you can still be kind and soft-hearted if you’re a bit cynical. you don’t need to be the happiest person to make someone else’s day better.

[vii-xvii-xviii]

Via Pinterest

[whitepeopletwitter]

[historical-nonfiction]

Vogue Actually Printed This Crazy Diet In The 1970s

[plum-soup]

you forgot the gram of blow you’re supposed to do before every meal

[hermuis-blog]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

[thoodleoo]

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

[officiallittletattoos]

By Daniel Winter, done in Los Angeles. http://ttoo.co/p/34187

[weatheredlaw]

i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?

[weatheredlaw]

i’ve met at least a dozen children named some form of “jackson” but the best ones were “jaxon” and “jakson” 

a parent who i really liked named her son “jaycob” because she was worried people wouldn’t pronounce it correctly. when someone accidentally spelled it “jacob” she would loudly and obnoxiously ask “WHO’S JAH-KOBE?” 

two siblings named “thor” and “tiara”

i once had a classroom with four girls named “brooklyn”

if you sent me a list of popular boy names, i could guarantee i’ve met every single one of them

twin girls named paisley and brinley

a girl named reader

a boy named rocko

keighleey

kayde

kolten

if it can start with a “k” instead of a “c” i have met that child

brittalynn 

i taught a swim class with three girls named “london” but only one of them was spelled “lundon” and i know my boss did that to me on purpose

a couple named all their kids after places in arizona: tatum, payson, and hayden

and speaking of hayden, i’ve seen: haydon, heighden, and heydon 

according to some white people, there are sixteen different ways to spell mckenzie

lakelyn, blakelynn 

[a-daks]

this is white culture

[queereyegifs]

s1 & s2 parallels of antoni being completely done

[santiagonex]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

corrective action

[vague-humanoid]

be the change you want to see in the world