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endivinity

BABY NEED KNIFE.

myguiltyotpleasures

drunkenhills

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

savvylikeyeahhh

freedom

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3

suzoar

Actually Ive decided to be angry now

prokopetz

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or implicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

greatmountainfloofsquatch

I love all of these, plus I would like to propose two additional, both things that I do on the regular:

6. Comparing a stated number to a somewhat larger number in a context where this adds no information. (example: "I found 50 dollars!" "Wow, that's almost 60 dollars!")

7. Improper use and conversion of units. "I'm turning 21 tomorrow!" "Wow, that's 69.8 in Fahrenheit!"

tentacleteapot

if I may add a couple of my personal favorites:

8. Saying “maybe more!” when someone very clearly states an exact number, ie, “I have $2.45 on me right now.” “maybe more!” “no, just… just $2.45”

9. dismissing a legitimate fact because the method used to confirm it is also completely legitimate: “it looks like there’s 75 copies of this book in here.” “I mean sure, if you count them.”

cartoon-lizard

hbmmaster

cacopheny

the older I get the more I relate to Bert

thunderbottle

they should let me design tshirts

thunderbottle

i really struck a chord here didnt i

bugged-ubuntu

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

madderhatter

literate-ninja

parkchanwoohoo

I finished putting together the Irish-American heritage month display and Jesus CHRIST there are so few books about Ireland in our collection?? Once more, I must say: