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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year
(from a 2015 interview)
i hope she’s comfortable
Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^
another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:
Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”
#hardsame
art tips post
for all the artist following me
Have two sketchbooks: One for finished and high-quality art (stuff made with Prismacolor or Copic if you use that or art for your portfolio) and the other sketchbook for more messy doodles. This way you have a place to try new things and mess up as much as you need. When I only had one sketchbook I was scared to draw in it because I didn't want to mess it up
Do studies. I cant tell you how much I've improved just by doing studies of shoes, hands, noses, and all that. This works for when you have art block too since you’re not really making stuff up and just learning how real things work.
Learn from others. I’ve never taken a real art class because 1. I can’t afford it and 2. there’s no good art classes/programs at my school. I’ve been following several artists and learning from them over the years and they’ve helped me tremendously. Just please do not steal art because that is never okay.
Break down concepts. If you notice there’s something wrong with your piece then figure out why. You can’t get better if you leave mistakes and don't try to understand whats going on. If the color is weird figure out if the values look right or maybe its the saturation of the color.
Watch youtube tutorials. Here are some youtubers I think are pretty good art teaching all things art: Draw with Jazza | DrawingWiffWaffles | Proko | Baylee Jae
Have an inspiration folder/blog. Sometimes you just need a collection of starry nights or a misty forest or even a French bakery. All of those things can help you get inspired to draw. It could even be completely unrelated to what you plan to draw.
There are no dumb ideas in the creative process. If you want to draw a lizard in a dress go for it! If you want to draw various pastries with faces do it! Don’t let the thought of it being too dumb stop you because if I’ve learned anything in my several years of drawing it’s that an idea can lead to another and another and another and you may get a really good idea just from doodling dumb things.
Here’s a few things that can get you started on drawing better:
Dynamic poses | Dynamic clothes | Dynamic figure drawing
COMPOSITION | PERSPECTIVE | CONSTRUCTION
Anatomy:
Legs
Arms
Hands
Heads
Body (Female) (Male
Color Theory
Improving your sketchbook
Most importantly, don’t give up! You may not immediately get notes or followers but it’s more important you get better than to have popularity. How do you think those popular artists got to where they are now? To be good you’ve got to work at it.
quick doodle of V being all like AYYY YO
Hey V,
have another V
LOLOLOLOL
Yeah man, what’s up?
Yes hello fellow V
I am also V
Hey V I heard this was a reunion?
How’s it going guys?
So many V’s and yet no one has taken a photograph.
Hey great meeting, isn’t it?
THEN WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE
i’ve been here all along
Fancy meeting you purrfect creatures here
Purrdon me, gentlemen. But isn’t Jumin seating on the co-pilot seat ??
Captain Elizabeth 3rd is welcoming you aboard of her plane. A light snack of croquettes and tuna shall be served to you during the flight.
(He didn’t know about that there were Vs on this plane)
*caused by lapsus
Well this was an exciting ride
“I was gonna made you and offer you can’t decline, Yoosung”
(From @promiscuous-jalapeno mafia au)
*SUDDENLY MC*
Somewhere in the dark plane’s bunker…
I HOPE Y’ALL WEREN’T PLANNING A PARTY IN THE SKY WITHOUT THE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE
yoosung is triggered
HOW IS THIS STILL GOING ON LMAO
OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS SOMEONE HELP ME *dies on the floor*
OK but what about Rika?
ZOE WON THIS YALL
RIKA GET OUT
oh welp i will go down with this ship plane. @pastelgreengirl lol
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER OMG
The man ya all been waiting for, Driver Kim as operator
COME BACK TO WORK, SEVEN
This just gets better every time I see it
@choisgirls
I’m just gonna leave my trash here sorry:
No one hurts Seven until Saeran does it first
@spaceboi707 this just gets wilder and wilder as you keep going
This post will never die
HOW THE HECK IS THIS STILL A THING??? I ain’t complaining tho this is a great thing
What a roller coasters of emotions
I love cult/mint eye/disguised V. I needed him in this plane
I accidentally put this on my other account
put this in the MOMA
REBLOG ESPECIALLY MY DMV FOLLOWERS
I keep seeing shit about folks getting kidnapped and shit in the dmv
That’s wild
what the fuck?? how did you know this was a sex trafficking tactic?? I would have let her in my car jesus… how do you avoid this??
@loving-women-is-rad I can explain why this is obvious.
it’s the fact that she wanted to go into her isolated car instead of into the public building. going to her car gets her alone, where as going inside the well lit building with other people gets her around people who could protect both of them from the people she’s claiming are after her.
any actual victim will go straight for a well populated area. they may want you to come with them for help, but they would never try and get you away from a populated area and into an isolated car unless the car was the only option, because a dark car late at night is a fantastic way to isolate and capture a mark without anyone’s notice.
other tactics often used include:
1) pretending to be a heavily pregnant woman stuck out in bad weather she’s not dressed for and asking a good samaritan who asked her if she’s ok to buy her some coffee. if the woman refuses money and wants you to go with her specifically, becoming agitated when you don’t agree and only offer her cash, this is a trick. the person who found this out managed to follow a woman doing this and saw her arguing with another woman and two men. the men insisted she needed to be more convincing so people would be more sympathetic, and she watched her tell him to be the one out in the snow in the thin hoodie and fake belly, and she watched her take off a fake baby bump.
(someone taking the money can still be a scam, but it’s a scam for money, and not to traffic you. traffickers want to get you to leave a populated area, so refusing to go with them will upset them, and that’s the biggest reveal of their true intentions.)
2) a woman banging on your door screaming that a man is chasing her and begging you to let her in, saying he’s going to rape her if you don’t let her in. this was brought to everyone’s attention by a teenager who shared his story about it. his mother wanted to help her, but her husband had grown up in a ‘bad part of town’ and wasn’t so trusting. he unlocked the door but not the chain lock and handed her a brick, telling her his family was calling the police and he would stay with her at the door. if the person did show up she could use the brick to defend herself and he would come out with his..I think it was a baseball bat and help her fight him off. she became very angry, asking what was wrong with them and demanding they let her in. his only response was to close and lock the door again. she got quiet and when the police got there, she was gone but the brick was just sitting on one of their steps.
the next night the police were back, as the woman showed up again at someone else’s doorstep doing the exact same thing, only this time an officer was basically already there. that family had let her in, and she in turn let her partner in who proceeded to murder the entire family before being caught by the officer.
3) similarly, men have been known to use a recording of a baby crying playing at womens’ doorsteps in order to entice them into opening the door, this giveaway being that A) it’s recorded and that’s usually fairly obvious, but also that after a little while, the sound will move, typically under windows around the front of the house, something an actual baby clearly can’t do on its own, and is clearly someone attempting to get closer to the presumed sleeping women in the hopes of getting her attention, since she seemingly can’t hear it from the front door.
this was caught when a woman noticed this ‘baby’ moving and the cry looping and called the police. again an officer was nearby and found two men hiding in bushes around her house.
4)more of an example of something very common, a young woman shared a story of when she was little many years ago. she and a friend were going to some sort of event (she was into something. she was ether part of a sports team or dance team or something to that affect, something done by her school as she was around 6-7 at the time) her mother stopped off at a grocery store real quick and left her and her sleeping friend in the car. another little girl looking to be about 4 was in a car nearby with what this girl assumed was his father. he too got out of the car and left her there, going into the store. the girl was all smiles with him, even waving to our storyteller and smiling, until the man left. once he was inside suddenly she looked scared, and was acting like she wanted her to get out of the car and come to her. she tried waking her sleeping friend to tell her about this, thinking now the man wasn’t her father but someone who was a danger to her, but her friend gave her the dirtiest look, demanded she shut up and let her sleep, and rolled over. she looked back up at the 4 year old who was now looking at the store. she too looked over and saw the man just standing right at the window smiling and encouraging her. she smiled at him and then looked back to our storyteller, with her face instantly dropping back into that scared look on her face. she refused to get out of her car, and when the 4 year old looked back at the store, the man came back out, without having bought anything, gave the girl a smile and a pat and driving off, with the little girl waving at her as he drove away. after seeing this, she was convinced he was coaching her and using her to lure other children out to abduct them.
5)another example of something very common, a woman who was moving to another state and was by herself, as her fiance had gone ahead a month earlier to get things set up in the new place while she tied up the loose ends at the old one. on her way back to her car, she was stopped by a man in his truck, his passenger side between them, and asked her if she knew where a grocery store was. she said she didn’t know, as she was just stopping through on her way to a new place. he then said something along the lines that this was a nice place to stop on a trip with the family, and she admitted she was alone. it was then when he said it was nice to meet her and reached out his hand to shake hers, but did nothing to lean out, meaning she would have to reach in the car to reach him. it was here where she realized his questions confirmed that she was alone, far from home, and unfamiliar with the area, meaning if she vanished no one would know when she vanished or where on her long trip alone, and it would be a good while before anyone expected to see her, meaning by the time anyone realized she was gone she’d be long gone.
she refused to shake his hand, stating that she was going to go, and he sped off, far too fast for her to read the license plate.
the one thing all these stories have in common, the thing that’s kept people alive, was their refusal to give in to social expectations and protecting themselves as well as the person supposedly in need. by refusing to get into her car, the op story woman saved herself from being abducted and trafficked, as did my last story’s woman, by refusing to be polite and shaking the stranger’s hand.
Op’s woman still attempted to help her, so you absolutely can still help someone in need, but you have to do so safely and logically, without putting yourself at risk, which is exactly what these people need you to do. while it’s true a real potential victim could be screaming at your door for help or a real baby left on your doorstep that’s crying, you still have to be cautious because traffickers have no morals. there is no low they won’t stoop to if it means catching another person.
I know it can be hard to believe a woman would do something like this to other women, and not using such chances to get away themselves, but that’s what brainwashing, Stockholm syndrome, and abusive manipulation will do to someone’s mind. we all want to trust other women and believe in that solidarity against our mutual oppression, but it doesn’t always work out like that. girl code and solidarity is important, but we also have to watch our for ourselves, because not everyone cares about that code.
When I was at university I had a very late class. Usually I would take a Lyft home but I was low on funds so instead decided to walk. I’m not a person who is easily frightened and I know how to defend myself, so I kinda mustered the courage and began my 25min trek in the dark. I was about ½ way there when I saw an older lady, late 50s, standing on the street corner with a bag. When I got closer she called out to me and asked me if I could help her cross the street. I was like, “of course!” She seemed overwhelmed and I didn’t mind. After we crossed I let go of her arm and politely said goodbye but she quickly asked if I could walk home with her. It was late, it was dark, and although I had a second thought she assured me we were close and that she could use the help carrying her bag. She explained that her helper didn’t come in today and that she could use my support walking. Although she wasn’t that old, i know you can’t judge people’s needs by their age, so it pretty much seemed legit and she was nice and approachable. She said it was a few minutes down the street and since it didn’t derail me that much I said I would walk with her until we reached her apartment complex and then I had to get going.
Well, we reached her apartment complex and before I could say goodbye she asked if I would take her groceries up to her door. Her groceries were one light bag of something I couldn’t see because it was knotted, and we were at her apartment so I politely told her that i didn’t really feel comfortable walking into her gated apartment complex. She started pleading that she needed me to help her walk up the stairs and that I could leave her at her floor. By now I felt like something was wrong but her words and social expectations moved me and I begrudgingly said yes. This complex was scary as hell and when the gate closed behind me I wanted to turn back, still I didn’t. When we got to her floor I held out her bag so she could take it but again she said, “oh no, could you just take it to my door it’s right down here” and she trailed off walking. I was done and clearly said, “I have to get back, here’s your bag. Have a nice day.” But she turned on the spot and said, “please, come inside, this is my apartment, just help me put away my groceries.” I swear I could feel my skin prickling up, whatever was happening, it wasn’t right. “I’m sorry, but I don’t feel comfortable going into your apartment.” I responded. As if a switch had been suddenly turned on she became very angry, quickly got out her keys, and started trying to open her door yelling that she needed me to come inside that all I had to do was come inside and put them on the counter and then I could go. I refused and since she kept moving away the bag I tried handing to her we were both at an impasse. Finally I stopped her and said, “I’m going to set your bag down next to the door and I’m heading out.” She became even more aggressive saying she couldn’t bend down that her back hurt too much and that all I had to do was just come inside for 30 seconds to put her bag down.
She was being uncommonly loud, not screaming but yelling in a way that made me think she was trying to alert someone inside her apartment. Instead of arguing again I moved her hand that was trying to open the door and hung the bag on her doorknob. I turned around ready to jet when I noticed that a man, in his late 30s, had been coming up behind me with a black garbage bag. I sprinted between them and yelled out to the man, “she needs help with her groceries” as I ran down the stairs. I pushed open the gate as hard as I could and kept running until I was far enough away and then called my best friend.
From the moment I got to her door to the moment I left her apartment complex, it had been maybe 45 seconds. Our final moments went by so fast and yet there were instances along the way where I could have turned back but because I wanted to do what was expected of me, didn’t. To this day I don’t know what would have happened had I gone inside but I do know that what was happening did not feel right and I should have heeded my instincts sooner.
Be safe peeps, don’t get guilt tripped into doing things that feel wrong.
happy birthday jumin
OKAY GUYS YOU WANT A GOOD PLOTAGON??? HAVE THIS ONE. MINE IS STILL GETTING NOTES AND IT CANT COMPARE TO THIS.
Asking a depressed person why they are depressed when life is so beautiful is like asking an asthma patient why they have asthma when there is so much air
Saeran’s diary PART 1
I’m sorry for the crappy quality, but I haven’s seen anyone leaking these, so I hope you enjoy!
(I really hope it’s readable, I tested it on my phone and the computer and it was just fine, but if you have problems feel free to contact me)
PART 2 PART 3
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(1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12)
youre vibe is rancid. i have to ask you to leave
Can’t wait until the Area 51 raid so we can finally release the homestucks back into the wild
Y’all this is happening in the year 2019. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.
Saw this posted and naturally had to search the group and-
My god-
It gets funnier the deeper you go-
NO FEDS
Obviously I do not condone anyone to actually try this but by golly the memers have really done it. The greatest meme of our time.
