Molasses Cookie

Child of Burning Spice and Eternal Sugar Cookie//Happily married to Hollyberry Cookie//The pfp is just something I found cute!

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

Hello Cookie's of Crispia and beyond! I am Molasses Cookie, I made this account to hopefully connect with those beyond the Cookie Kingdom and Hollyberry Kingdom!

I am a centaur Cookie, similar to Fig Cookie, or my half sister Nutmeg Tiger Cookie. That being said, you can guess who my father is. The former Herald of Change; Burning Spice Cookie. My mother is Eternal Sugar Cookie. From what I know, long before they corrupted and the Herald transitioned my father and mother had a fling and had me. I am not proud of who my parents are...

Enough with that, I am currently happily married with the lovely Hollyberry Cookie! We met years after I ran from Beast Yeast.

I do not have many rules, I just ask you be respectful. If you plan to spread hatespeech then I ask you leave.

Ooc//

I headcanon Burning Spice as trans, so Molasses Cookie was born before his transition.

Anyone can interact!! I'd love to RP with other CRK blogs! Even the Beasts

Mod isn't an EternalHolly shipper if you can tell, it's just not my cup of tea.

Molasses' relationship with the Beasts:

- Eternal Sugar: estranged mother

- Burning Spice: estranged father

- Mystic Flour: Aunt figure

- Silent Salt: Uncle figure

- Shadow Milk: Former uncle figure

Molasses' relationship with the Ancients:

+ Hollyberry: wife and best friend

+ Dark Cacao: close friend

+ Pure Vanilla: friend and ally

+ Golden Cheese: friend, ally, and partner (polyamory 🔥🔥)

+ White Lily: ally, friend

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

Ooc reblog but I feel this is good to include: Here's Molasses Cookie's design + her pfp!

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

Thoughts on your ultimate cookie version and his plans to basically play god?

“He’s loosing the plot a little but it is QUITE the show! So much going on!! It’s quite fun, no? Watching the world become my personal show… he could do with aaa little less insanity though, giving us a bad name, sigh~”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

. . . He could do without doing it at all honestly..?

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Boo! No appreciation for the show he’s putting on!”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

Not much of a show if it ends with Earthbread crumbling just for his ego to be healed. Hard to appreciate.

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

Thoughts on your ultimate cookie version and his plans to basically play god?

“He’s loosing the plot a little but it is QUITE the show! So much going on!! It’s quite fun, no? Watching the world become my personal show… he could do with aaa little less insanity though, giving us a bad name, sigh~”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

. . . He could do without doing it at all honestly..?

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

I should speedrun Ultrakill again... Or perhaps build a giant replica of my childhood kingdoms from memory in Minecraft........ Hmmmm.. choices choices

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

Well any kingdom really, maybe make one up. Dunno yet

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

I should speedrun Ultrakill again... Or perhaps build a giant replica of my childhood kingdoms from memory in Minecraft........ Hmmmm.. choices choices

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

Ow. My body hates me.

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

Oh great. The Guardians of Nature have corrupted. First the freaky pillar now nature is going to be on the fritz.

[askburningspicecookie]

Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi

(ooc: im deleting this rp blog /j)

“What is.. ‘yaoi’?”

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Men liking men usually. Typically in certain types of media… Don’t you do any reading nowadays, you fool? Too lost in destruction to see the change of modern times?”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

He has a Wattpad account. I'm sure he is well aware.

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Ooo~ Juicy! Who knew ol’ spicy is indeed keeping up with the times!”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

You'd be shocked, I mean- my mother somehow has access to Twitch (Shocked that damn garden has internet access. . .)

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“My personal favorite is AO3. That place is a little freaky… best for little ones like you to stay off it though~”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

I'm an adult, I have a wife and a job...

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Wowza, they sure do grow up fast, don’t they! Sigh!!”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

It's been... Uhhh over 10,000 years...? I think?

[askburningspicecookie]

“.. And what is going on here? Why is the Beast of Deceit talking to my child?”

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Awh, we’re just having a little chit chat! Whats so wrong with that? Scared she’ll like me more than you?”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

It'll be a cold day in.. wherever bad cookies go when they crumble, before I have any semblance of a relation with you again.

(fuck my head...)

[askburningspicecookie]

Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi

(ooc: im deleting this rp blog /j)

“What is.. ‘yaoi’?”

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Men liking men usually. Typically in certain types of media… Don’t you do any reading nowadays, you fool? Too lost in destruction to see the change of modern times?”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

He has a Wattpad account. I'm sure he is well aware.

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Ooo~ Juicy! Who knew ol’ spicy is indeed keeping up with the times!”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

You'd be shocked, I mean- my mother somehow has access to Twitch (Shocked that damn garden has internet access. . .)

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“My personal favorite is AO3. That place is a little freaky… best for little ones like you to stay off it though~”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

I'm an adult, I have a wife and a job...

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Wowza, they sure do grow up fast, don’t they! Sigh!!”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

It's been... Uhhh over 10,000 years...? I think?

[askburningspicecookie]

“.. And what is going on here? Why is the Beast of Deceit talking to my child?”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

I dunno, too dizzy or tired to really care.

[askburningspicecookie]

Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi

(ooc: im deleting this rp blog /j)

“What is.. ‘yaoi’?”

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Men liking men usually. Typically in certain types of media… Don’t you do any reading nowadays, you fool? Too lost in destruction to see the change of modern times?”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

He has a Wattpad account. I'm sure he is well aware.

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Ooo~ Juicy! Who knew ol’ spicy is indeed keeping up with the times!”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

You'd be shocked, I mean- my mother somehow has access to Twitch (Shocked that damn garden has internet access. . .)

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“My personal favorite is AO3. That place is a little freaky… best for little ones like you to stay off it though~”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

I'm an adult, I have a wife and a job...

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Wowza, they sure do grow up fast, don’t they! Sigh!!”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

It's been... Uhhh over 10,000 years...? I think?

[askburningspicecookie]

Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi

(ooc: im deleting this rp blog /j)

“What is.. ‘yaoi’?”

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Men liking men usually. Typically in certain types of media… Don’t you do any reading nowadays, you fool? Too lost in destruction to see the change of modern times?”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

He has a Wattpad account. I'm sure he is well aware.

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Ooo~ Juicy! Who knew ol’ spicy is indeed keeping up with the times!”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

You'd be shocked, I mean- my mother somehow has access to Twitch (Shocked that damn garden has internet access. . .)

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“My personal favorite is AO3. That place is a little freaky… best for little ones like you to stay off it though~”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

I'm an adult, I have a wife and a job...

[askburningspicecookie]

Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi

(ooc: im deleting this rp blog /j)

“What is.. ‘yaoi’?”

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Men liking men usually. Typically in certain types of media… Don’t you do any reading nowadays, you fool? Too lost in destruction to see the change of modern times?”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

He has a Wattpad account. I'm sure he is well aware.

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Ooo~ Juicy! Who knew ol’ spicy is indeed keeping up with the times!”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

You'd be shocked, I mean- my mother somehow has access to Twitch (Shocked that damn garden has internet access. . .)

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

No one tell Nutmeg Tiger Cookie, OR OUR FATHER, but I got some tickets to a B!tes concert and I wanna surprise her. I know she'll probably love to see her girlfriends preform.. (plus it'll give her a break from Father's bullshit...)

[askburningspicecookie]

Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi Old Men Yaoi

(ooc: im deleting this rp blog /j)

“What is.. ‘yaoi’?”

[thegreatbeastofdeceit]

“Men liking men usually. Typically in certain types of media… Don’t you do any reading nowadays, you fool? Too lost in destruction to see the change of modern times?”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

He has a Wattpad account. I'm sure he is well aware.

[disguised-offical]

LESBIAN

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[askburningspicecookie]

Hey Father, can I borrow Nutmeg Tiger Cookie for the weekend?

- @the-four-legged-wanderer

“.. And why would you want to do that, Molasses Cookie?”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

Uhhh, I wanted to spend time with my sister. Maybe treat her a little, nothing else. I wanted to surprise her with something, on what I am sworn to secrecy.

[askburningspicecookie]

What did you think about Dark Cacao Cookie? Would you like fight against him?

“Hah, of course I would! Who am I to turn down a formidable opponent?”

[the-four-legged-wanderer]

GAY