Hi! I’m Wolfe (or Felix)! He/It/Bug/Mutt (or any canine neos). I also switch between using I and we when talking about myself.
I love yapping about my ocs, myself, and my interests, so please feel free to send asks! Dms are also open!
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OC/RP side blog is @mutant-werewolf, if I follow you and you’re an X-men/mcu rp blog that’s probably why.
Userbox blog is @noname-userboxes, (none of the userboxes on frog-wizard-fe are made by me)
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None! If you make me uncomfortable, I’ll block you. (Also if I block you it’s no fault of your own, and I’m not doing it because I think you’re a bad person).
However, I’m pro-endo and a transandrobro. Feel free to block us if you disagree, hate will just be deleted.
More info and userboxes under the cut!
We’re a system (origin unknown, we don’t care enough to find out).
Felix will probably be the only one posting, but there’s intros under this section for others just in case they want to use the blog!
I’m also transmasc, aro, maybe ace, and an m-spec lesbian! But that’s confusing so I typically will just say queer.
Also I’m a canine therian! Unsure what kind.
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(Intros are written by the headmates theyre for)
Spike: he/spike/glitter/bright/pup/dino. Scene(?) dogboy thingy!!! super super enthusiastic+repeat words/punctuation!!!
Quill: she/book. I’m not really sure how to describe myself, I suppose just picture a stereotypical librarian lady.
Rex Magnus: wyrm/king/monarch/arch. I am a dragon, in all aspects. I request you refer to me as such.
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Back to Felix writing!
Podcast enthusiast, I’ve listened to (in order): Welcome to Nightvale, The Magnus Archives, Malevolent, Juno Steel, The Magnus Protocol, Woe.Begone, Camp Here and There, Wolf359, have started Midnight Burger, Thirst (Penumbra Podcast), The Silt Verses [REDACTED], have started I Am In Eskew, Re: Dracula, Our Wars Have Ended, The Grotto, and Nine II Midnight
VFD userbox by @/wilbursoots-female-hysteria; arospec lesbian, “we will survive”, transmasc Dr Who, and aroallo userboxses by @/lgbtq-userboxes; magnus archive userbox by @/mimiykuserbox; mountaingoats, eighth wonder, and so very normal, *cries* userboxes by @/another-userbox-blog; this user loves bugs userbox by @/themostinternetangelever
(Yes i did go through the userbox tag and some accs for these, i was bored)
(i dont kin any of the chars/songs in the userboxes, i just think theyre neat)
actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now
I would like to share the story of a very understandable but unfortunate mistake i made at work recently
So I'm weeding our ancient and terrible collection of children's books for the first time in possibly ever, and I'm making a decision about a book about migrant workers by Sandra Weiner, called Small Hands, Big Hands. And I'm not 100% sure and I go to just see if there's anything out there about this book's being notable in any way so I do an open web search for
"small hands big hands weiner"
And then I look at my results for a moment
and then at last I somberly add to the end of my search, "BOOK"
In mathematics, you often consider the two-dimensional plane - you know, the idealised flat two-dimensional object that extends infinitely - which can be real or complex (doesn't matter what that means)
On this, you can perform a mathematical operation called a "blow-up" (resulting in a more complicated geometry)
I needed to look up a formula related to this, so I confidently typed into the search bar:
"Blow up real plane"
The results were not what I wanted and I am not sure if I'm on a terror watchlist now.
realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or headcanoning a character differently than others or being who you are authentically or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way
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Tom Simons: (Slow zoom in on an online quiz labelled Take our quick ADHD test.) Let's see if I have ADHD!
Tom: And guys if you're worried about something, maybe go see a doctor instead of making a video where you go take a quiz.
Tom: (Split screen with his face camera and the first question of the quiz.) Okay, 'I find it difficult finishing a task or project.' Aw, this is going to be boring, about tasks! I don't want my video to just be me talking about tasks, I want to do something awesome. I used to go and ride tanks! Literally I bought a tank was a video I made a few years ago and now I'm just silen- Look.
Tom: Look, I bought a tank. (Face-cam reduces to top left corner while streaming his YouTube video titled 'I Bought A Tank' at 2x speed.)
Tom: (Zoom in on a thumbnail titled 'I Quit'.) Why'd he quit?
Tom: (Watches a Quackity video on 2x speed, editing so only first and last second of the video are played) Okay, he didn't quit.
Tom: (2x speed) No man, I used to ride tanks, man.
Tom: (Top left face cam, resumes watching his own tank video up to the 0:36 mark) Okay.
Tom: ...What. Was I doing- I was taking an ADHD test.
Tom: (Back to split screen with the quiz) -Oh! ... Mmh. (2 second face journey of realizing something about himself) ... I sometimes find it- Yeah! Oh- (covers face in hand while laughing, quickly selects 'Often' on the quiz.)
Tom: (rubbing his face) That wasn't even... Well, I, okay-
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i always love the way that mtg strategists and high level players discuss red decks in articles. this quote has been going around the local mtg server:
and the thing is that i really love hot dog decks. this guy is so fucking right
and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.
^^^ PEOPLE ARE STILL THERE. There's a metro station across the street from the colosseum where i found a hair in my pizza slice. We drove by ruins of an amphitheater next to a motorway in greece once. It's literally just real places where real people live and have lived. It's not mythical perfect lands that once existed. I went to Itacha in 2023 and there was not enough parking space.
ancient scroll can not go, as we would lose so so much knowledge of the ancients.
eye of newt would be disastrous as it would make many spells (usefull spells unlike SUMMON GREAT PIANO, YES IM STILL ANNOYED) impossible. imagine not being able to cast "scrying eye" or "detect life"
I'm not losing my pageboy. he is very good at what he needs to do.
orb.. now orb can be substituted by spells but the problem is that those spells have VERY expensive components.
blood magic is very powerful buuut it's also very hard to get a hold of that much blood (without committing mass massacre)
owlcat is too cute to go. I would only allow it to go if I forgot that it every existed
so in conclusion the blood magic has to go... unless when the owlcat goes I forget about it (I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME DO THIS HARD OF A CHOICE)
every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy
every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy
